"Babe wake up, it's the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!

*whispers even more quietly* I do not like Fleetwood Mac.

I was at like 15% because I couldn't remember if they were something I had to read in school, or if it was just something I saw as a movie or something. I read 80ish books a year, and most of these are just nothing I'd gravitate toward naturally 🤷

My nibling went with the laser cats this year 🤣

99.9% of the time when someone says "ultra-processed foods" what they really mean is "the kinds of foods I assume fat, unhealthy poor people eat, and to which I ascribe blame for their fatness and ill-health, because I believe they are stupid and have no self-control."

Other people will often have fun for an hour in a way that baffles and annoys you. Life is a rich tapestry. Having fun is frequently very stupid.

It does look like Erie gets significantly warmer than Superior, so bodies likely don't get the chance to turn to soap

Nope nope nope nope nope!

You could not pay me to swim out to/climb Uncle Harvey's (even if I were physically capable). There is nothing that would convince me I'm not going to get touched by a body in that water.

You're probably safe with Uncle Harvey's mausoleum (which isn't shipwreck, but is still interesting), but I personally wouldn't chance it. That lake is haunted as shit (and I love it dearly)

It all sucks! But the people who are your enemies are in the WH, not the people who are just trying to fucking survive. There's nothing wrong with a civil servant being desperate to get back to work and get their backpay. Check your fucking fire.

Yes, please