David Ritchie
@dritchie.bsky.social
Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature.
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
Fuck this trend for probiotic fermented turmeric bullshit. It asploded and stained our fridge.
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Fuck this trend for probiotic fermented turmeric bullshit. It asploded and stained our fridge.
My top four films I saw in cinemas last year, in no order
1) Prime Minister
2) The Salt Path
3) A Minecraft Movie
4) Superman
They are also the only films I saw at the cinema so they are the worst films I saw as well.
1) Prime Minister
2) The Salt Path
3) A Minecraft Movie
4) Superman
They are also the only films I saw at the cinema so they are the worst films I saw as well.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My top four films I saw in cinemas last year, in no order
1) Prime Minister
2) The Salt Path
3) A Minecraft Movie
4) Superman
They are also the only films I saw at the cinema so they are the worst films I saw as well.
1) Prime Minister
2) The Salt Path
3) A Minecraft Movie
4) Superman
They are also the only films I saw at the cinema so they are the worst films I saw as well.
✅ First invoice of 2026 sent! (i.e. scheduled to be sent out tomorrow morning)
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
✅ First invoice of 2026 sent! (i.e. scheduled to be sent out tomorrow morning)
Reposted by David Ritchie
The Man Whose Favourite Day of the Year is Dec 31st
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Murder, Shyeah, Right, And Monkeys Might Fly Out Of My Butt
Murder, She Wore a Raspberry Beret
Murder, She Sells Sanctuary
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Murder, Shyeah, Right, And Monkeys Might Fly Out Of My Butt
Somebody was having a good day and had turned all the copies of Grant Robertson's autobiography around at Whitcoulls at Bayfair, which is a completely normal and chill thing to do.
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Somebody was having a good day and had turned all the copies of Grant Robertson's autobiography around at Whitcoulls at Bayfair, which is a completely normal and chill thing to do.
Flashback to 2017 when I listened to Manage My Health's API calls and found amusing typos in their JSON payloads
(My PHO got rid of MMH in 2019)
(My PHO got rid of MMH in 2019)
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Flashback to 2017 when I listened to Manage My Health's API calls and found amusing typos in their JSON payloads
(My PHO got rid of MMH in 2019)
(My PHO got rid of MMH in 2019)
Reposted by David Ritchie
nuckel's if you buckel's
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
nuckel's if you buckel's
If I've stayed at your Airbnb, there's a 90% chance I've turned off motion smoothing on your tv.
If I’ve stayed at your Airbnb, there’s about a 60% chance that I’ve taken a cutting from one of your plants.
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If I've stayed at your Airbnb, there's a 90% chance I've turned off motion smoothing on your tv.
Reposted by David Ritchie
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Reposted by David Ritchie
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Emo Pony (e-mony?)
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Emo Pony (e-mony?)
Make a Bond movie casual
The Spunk Who Pashed Me
The Spunk Who Pashed Me
Make a Bond movie casual
Licence to Operate a Forklift
Licence to Operate a Forklift
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino Quarter Pounder
Casino Quarter Pounder
December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
The Spunk Who Pashed Me
The Spunk Who Pashed Me
What did Verkerks do to piss Woolworths off so much their products are kept away from the rest of the salamis etc
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What did Verkerks do to piss Woolworths off so much their products are kept away from the rest of the salamis etc
Make a Bond movie casual
Licence to Operate a Forklift
Licence to Operate a Forklift
Make a Bond movie casual
Casino Quarter Pounder
Casino Quarter Pounder
Make a Bone movie casual
Dr Maybe
Dr Maybe
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Licence to Operate a Forklift
Licence to Operate a Forklift
Lord, grant me the amount of spare time which POTUS appears to have.
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Lord, grant me the amount of spare time which POTUS appears to have.
Blessings to you on this holiest of days
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Blessings to you on this holiest of days
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart.
The very next day
I gave you the rest of my artichoke.
I gave you my heart.
The very next day
I gave you the rest of my artichoke.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart.
The very next day
You tore it apart.
I gave you my heart.
The very next day
You tore it apart.
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart.
The very next day
I gave you the rest of my artichoke.
I gave you my heart.
The very next day
I gave you the rest of my artichoke.
If you have Samsung TV then channel 1001 is wall-to-wall "30 Rock"
a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese "
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese "
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
If you have Samsung TV then channel 1001 is wall-to-wall "30 Rock"
Reposted by David Ritchie
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
Spoilers for Wake Up Dead Man but yeah
Also, an aside: we really though those 10+(!!) LOTR references were going somewhere more specific. Maybe it was just "LOTR, much like The Bible,"
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Spoilers for Wake Up Dead Man but yeah
Reposted by David Ritchie
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
Reposted by David Ritchie
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
It's not Christmas until etc etc etc
Darlene Love's "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" Supercut | Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's not Christmas until etc etc etc
The long national nightmare is over - after 21 years this is Matinee Idle's last season!
(Actual response: "boooooooooooooo! this sucks why can't we have fun things anymore")
(Actual response: "boooooooooooooo! this sucks why can't we have fun things anymore")
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The long national nightmare is over - after 21 years this is Matinee Idle's last season!
(Actual response: "boooooooooooooo! this sucks why can't we have fun things anymore")
(Actual response: "boooooooooooooo! this sucks why can't we have fun things anymore")