David Ritchie
@dritchie.bsky.social
Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature.
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
"James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social
"Fan" - New Zealand Listener
"Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand
The only police commissioner I trust is Jim Gordon.
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The only police commissioner I trust is Jim Gordon.
Why would the NZ Herald not name Tim Jago as this "well-known" NZer in this case. Very peculiar indeed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Why would the NZ Herald not name Tim Jago as this "well-known" NZer in this case. Very peculiar indeed.
Am I doing this right?
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Am I doing this right?
Try to tell people that pre-Disney the Holiday Special was basically the red-headed stepchild of Star Wars which for years Lucas disowned, and they'll just stare at you (much like Leia in the aforementioned Star Wars Holiday Special)
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Try to tell people that pre-Disney the Holiday Special was basically the red-headed stepchild of Star Wars which for years Lucas disowned, and they'll just stare at you (much like Leia in the aforementioned Star Wars Holiday Special)
Another sex offender who wasn't a drag queen reading picture books at the local library.
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www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Another sex offender who wasn't a drag queen reading picture books at the local library.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
This is Bucket List quality stuff, people. The unlock code for early bird purchase is "SPIKE" btw.
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is Bucket List quality stuff, people. The unlock code for early bird purchase is "SPIKE" btw.
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who would win in a Soul Tearing competition though.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Who would win in a Soul Tearing competition though.
MIL came back from New York bearing gifts
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
MIL came back from New York bearing gifts
When she's not really your aunt but she introduces herself as that.
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When she's not really your aunt but she introduces herself as that.
Pretttttty pleased with my review of "A House of Dynamite" (Bigelow, 2025)
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October 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Pretttttty pleased with my review of "A House of Dynamite" (Bigelow, 2025)
letterboxd.com/dritchie/fil...
letterboxd.com/dritchie/fil...
Latest update: 100% on Dredge.
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Latest update: 100% on Dredge.
It's not often* you find the NZ Herald pushing white supremacy in its opinion pages, but here we are.
October 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's not often* you find the NZ Herald pushing white supremacy in its opinion pages, but here we are.
Within a year my job was gone because they decided that between 1-day, T7 and assorted other sites they didn't have any need for an internal web development team (lolwut), and previous rounds of restructuring had failed to stem the TWG share price slide (now worth 1/4 of what they were when I left)
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Within a year my job was gone because they decided that between 1-day, T7 and assorted other sites they didn't have any need for an internal web development team (lolwut), and previous rounds of restructuring had failed to stem the TWG share price slide (now worth 1/4 of what they were when I left)
Jim Bolger (left) as portrayed in Clint Eastwood's "Invictus"
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jim Bolger (left) as portrayed in Clint Eastwood's "Invictus"
Shout out to Drew Struzan and his movie posters, including The Muppet Movie which was the first movie I went to.
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shout out to Drew Struzan and his movie posters, including The Muppet Movie which was the first movie I went to.
Back on my bullshit
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Back on my bullshit
I saw them before they were big and doing a Fleetwood Mac cover. Check out the Willie Nelson shirt! The kids are definitively alright.
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I saw them before they were big and doing a Fleetwood Mac cover. Check out the Willie Nelson shirt! The kids are definitively alright.
Who's the new Morning Report co-host? Wrong answers only.
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Who's the new Morning Report co-host? Wrong answers only.
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"