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Coming dangerously close to hijinks🖖🏼. Aotearoa.
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Nz labour is taking advice directly from uk labour. They're a dead end party
People need to abandon them and vote green instead
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Oh. Right. Keir Starmerism. You might need Winston, because you lack the backbone and conviction to try and end his way too long career. A poll might mean you lose the psychotic transphobe vote, not that you ever fucking had it. Don't scare the horses, just harm the kids. Yeah great wonderful.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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The Labour Party that got gay marriage into legislation, passed the BDMRR and banned conversion therapy should be able to clearly defend their own record and stand up for the ideological vandalism conducted against trans dignity and the LGBTQI community. If it can't, what the fuck are you doing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Oh, you don't want to start a culture war? No, you don't want to pick a side because you're going to try and milkiest of milquetoast your way into a compromise position, after everything this government and their horrible pack of bigot outriders has done. The war is here. Fucking fight you coward.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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This thread.

Choose a fucking side and be judged on it, dont be a wishy washy nothing for fucks sake because you piss everyone off. If you want to come out and say that you're happy for a bunch of people to be told they are not allowed to exist then own your bigotry, own your fucking position.
If any NZ Labour MPs, or candidates, are seeing this - nah, it's not good enough for your leader to adopt a fence position while our community is under threat even if you've all been given the go to say "what we actually mean is". He's a leader, if he isn't leading, he's losing.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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BRB, off to the beer pub for a handheld meat pie.
I did enjoy the seal in the bar story but the fact that WaPo described the bar as a “New Zealand beer pub” is doing my head in.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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if you're upset that Labour still hasn't taken an official stance on the puberty blockers ban it's important to remember that it takes a lot of time and effort to craft the most cowardly possible response
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I’m very hooked in to the craft beer environment in Pōneke and I didn’t know this was happening or seen any promotion whatsoever. If they want to sell tickets, maybe run the event with some competency.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Low demand sinks Wellington's long-delayed Beers at the Basin festival
The long-postponed Beers at the Basin has been scrapped, with organisers blaming sluggish ticket sales and reduced spending.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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They will store & share your information w/ anyone. Possibly down the line, if they secure criminalising abortion again, they'll have a list of people who chose abortion. They're this militant in New Zealand. #nzpol #ProLifeMyAss #prolifeisalie #CPCs #pregnancy #crisispregnancy #disinformation
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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'Mongrel Mob enforces patch ban' was sitting right there
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There’s two I despise:

One of Us by Joan Osborne. Just a lyrical crime.

“Nobody calling on the phone. ‘Cept maybe the pope in Rome”

And

Do They Know it’s Christmas by Bandaid 84. If white colonisation were a song

“And there’ll be no snow in Africa this Christmas time” - fuck the lot of you.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This business genius bet and reconfigured his entire company towards a terrible video game no one wanted to play, even when revealed, people were calling it dumb. Fucking billionaires are all lottery winners - tax them into the gutter.
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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For the Americans in here, this is A Chinese EV for ~$15k USD, its not the ONLY Chinese EV we have for $15k just the latest

It retails at $29,990NZD which includes 15% sales tax and is perfectly fine outside of extended road trips

And NZ is about the size of a US shopping mall
New Zealand has a NEW affordable electric car! This wee thing is called the Dongfeng Box and you can buy it today for $29,990 NZD for 326 km per charge. Its a surprisingly smart little car with more tech than I expected for the price. It even has Vehicle to Load. Tesla doesn't even have that!
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Finally a moral panic I can get behind
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh shit, I need to get my secret Santa gift into the post today.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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if it's a elected official who promised to cut rates, you should get to keep their car if you catch them breaking rules, let them fuckers understand why buses and bikelanes need funding
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Can we finally kill the "National are Better Economic Managers™️" myth now.

It's always been bullshit, and this current incarnation has really highlighted this. And two years in, voters need to stop buying their "It's Labours mess" lies. #nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Government finances worse than expected as tax take falls
Treasury figures show a deficit about $700m higher than forecast.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Has a sitting prime minister ever opened a store before? Genuine question.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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omg we are so cringe.
IKEA opened its first store in new zealand today, a big enough news event in our little country that the prime minister showed up www.tickaroo.com/e/Gl1R2NvhOf...
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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#TransportNews: In the main atrium of the Sylvia Park IKEA, a live bus and train departure board has been installed.

The departure board shows Stop A & B at Sylvia Park, the nearby Arthur Brown Place stop and the Sylvia Park train station departures.

Spotted by @Zeleksaira on X.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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YouTube Wrapped

You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)

We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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NZ councils should make traffic wardens redundant and replace them with an app where you can take a photo/GPS tag/timestamp of a parking violation and keep 75% of the fine they charge, also using buslanes/blocking pavements/bikelanes/using cell phones, etc

My neighbours would be bankrupt week 2
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Hmmm. Wonder how this will end...
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM