Diva Augusta
divaaugusta.bsky.social
Diva Augusta
@divaaugusta.bsky.social
Grumpy fig provider.
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Pope Leo continuing to be the Spitting Image version of John Paul II
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This is for someone's birthday who I don't know so I should probably butt out, but it might be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"Can I interest you in the word of Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?"
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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There will come a day when I tire of reading about the Your Party uncivil war.

Today is not that day.

observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Trying to style an outfit for a funeral where the deceased (my mate) specified 'fancy as fuck' as the dress code.
So far we're stuck at the Suspiciously Glam Widow look.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Yes. Absolutely yes.
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is a fantastic thread. Two of my uncles were absolutely obsessed with this when I was a kid to the extent one of them insisted the clutch of tiny nieces and nephews they had all refer to him as Elvis Ruttle to our eternal confusion.
From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This years Wallace and Gromit villain is pure evil.
They've ruined cheese.
Christmas Cheesewatch (tm) update: a new horror emerges
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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I’d say he was the first Juggalo president but ICP are suprisingly decent people
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Finally, recognition for our ruinous work
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧵
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Finally, they’ve done it. The smuggest show ever made.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Excellent work. 😂
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Black Francis doing the CBeebies Bedtime Story klaxon! I repeat, Frank Black has been let loose on CBeebies

#Pixies
CBeebies Bedtime Stories - F-J: Black Francis - There Was a Young Zombie Who Swallowed a Worm
Join legendary Pixies frontman Black Francis for a silly, spooky tale, full of fun!
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My lovely friend died yesterday from secondary breast cancer just three years after diagnosis.
She thought she was clear but the sneaky fucker turned up in her head this summer.

Check your tits. Then check them again. Do not fuck about with this.
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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If you use Gen AI to make images to accompany your posts, I’ll think poorly of you, and probably just mute or block. I imagine I’m not alone in that reaction. I don’t need to see that crap.

Do what any sensible person does, and illustrate your point with GIFs of Allo Allo.
a woman wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in front of a curtain and says `` listen very carefully '' .
ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a jacket is standing in front of a curtain and says `` listen very carefully '' .
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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My “I only hung out with Jeffrey Epstein because i was hanging out with a lot of rapists at the time” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Getting lap cuddles off an unexploded mine.
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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If the Predator’s going to land in the 1970s, I think he needs to face the ultimate foe
October 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I know many have made this point but, for those who believe in Catholic theology, this is the physical presence of Christ appearing on the door of the US Government and being denied as that agency ran away from Christ.

The symbolism alone of that hits very hard for anyone raised as a Catholic.
Outside of the Broadview ICE facility, a state trooper tells the delegation attempting to have communion with detainees that ICE has denied their request.
October 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Joan is fundraising to help support this trial taking place in Norway

The people behind it are sound and the science looks promising so whatever the results we will learn more about ME/CFS. From the pilot it looks there may also be a real chance of a treatment for some
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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WE DON'T NEED EMPLOYMENT ADVISERS, WE NEED HEALTHCARE
BREAKING: Specialist employment advisers will be based in GP surgeries and mental health services as part of government plans to get people back to work.

Work and Pensions Secretary Pat McFadden speaks to #BBCBreakfast about the government’s plan to tackle long-term sickness
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM