Krampusaurus
@cheekyian.bsky.social
We toast with bitter dregs, to our emptiness.
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Is America the world’s Fife?
Asking for laughs
Asking for laughs
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Is America the world’s Fife?
Asking for laughs
Asking for laughs
Wonder if Alex posted this on X? I gather he was active on there as recently as yesterday.
Visits to deepfake abuse sites have risen 3000% since 2019.
That’s thousands of ordinary women and girls being exploited online via non-consensual deepfakes.
Labour is tackling the issue at the source – making it illegal to supply the tools for creating explicit deepfakes.
That’s thousands of ordinary women and girls being exploited online via non-consensual deepfakes.
Labour is tackling the issue at the source – making it illegal to supply the tools for creating explicit deepfakes.
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Wonder if Alex posted this on X? I gather he was active on there as recently as yesterday.
Going to be 'that guy' and mention that the b-side, It's Getting Late In The Evening, is almost as good too.
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Going to be 'that guy' and mention that the b-side, It's Getting Late In The Evening, is almost as good too.
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It's a bleak old world out there right now so, please, do take the time this morning to count your blessings, hug your loved ones and have a bloody good laugh at Chris Mason's Wikipedia profile pic
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 AM
It's a bleak old world out there right now so, please, do take the time this morning to count your blessings, hug your loved ones and have a bloody good laugh at Chris Mason's Wikipedia profile pic
If a politician comes out with this line, the interviewer should just drop the interview. They're either there to represent the government or they're not.
Wes Streeting is asked if Trump has broken international law when it comes to Venezuela. Streeting says he's got nothing to add and he's not here to be a commentator.
I mean, which idiot thinks politicians should answer questions when they're being interviewed in a TV studio!
I mean, which idiot thinks politicians should answer questions when they're being interviewed in a TV studio!
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 AM
If a politician comes out with this line, the interviewer should just drop the interview. They're either there to represent the government or they're not.
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Please forward this to anyone you know who is still on X/Twitter, especially if they are your MP. "Our politics is increasingly normalised to racism – because politicians are addicted to X" from @drjennings.bsky.social. Archived version for those who don't have an account with "I".
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January 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Please forward this to anyone you know who is still on X/Twitter, especially if they are your MP. "Our politics is increasingly normalised to racism – because politicians are addicted to X" from @drjennings.bsky.social. Archived version for those who don't have an account with "I".
archive.ph/B8doO
archive.ph/B8doO
So, this country with a despotic head of state that has no freedom of speech and abuses its citizens with the police, remind me again which country that was?
MICHIGAN: Police arrest protestor of Trump’s attack on Venezuela while she’s live on air 🤔🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
So, this country with a despotic head of state that has no freedom of speech and abuses its citizens with the police, remind me again which country that was?
"And that's when they realised they were no longer Corriedales, they were now Corrie women"
#Corriedale
#Corriedale
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"And that's when they realised they were no longer Corriedales, they were now Corrie women"
#Corriedale
#Corriedale
Remember when they showed us they hadn't a clue about the actual policing of football matches either?
If there is an argument then this is the argument. But lol I can’t find where this obviously false stat is coming from. And if the government does believe more than half the families in the UK are using it as their primary news source then woah maybe time to up the scrutiny of it!
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Remember when they showed us they hadn't a clue about the actual policing of football matches either?
Happy sack-your-manager-but-keep-your-dirty-paws-off-Glasner-you-cunts day to all who celebrate
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Happy sack-your-manager-but-keep-your-dirty-paws-off-Glasner-you-cunts day to all who celebrate
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This is *still* going on by the way and it is incredible how little attention it's getting from media, politicians and others who are usually falling over themselves to talk about AI, women's rights and/or child protection
Two days later and the nonconsensual sexual material generator still hasn't been turned off, at this point it's time to start arresting people
If you want to see what the main use case for AI is to the average consumer, open Twitter, go to the @grok account and click on the "Media" tab
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
This is *still* going on by the way and it is incredible how little attention it's getting from media, politicians and others who are usually falling over themselves to talk about AI, women's rights and/or child protection
For the uninitiated, Junior Bake Off is possibly the most wholesome programme ever. Perfect palette cleanser. So glad to have it back.
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
For the uninitiated, Junior Bake Off is possibly the most wholesome programme ever. Perfect palette cleanser. So glad to have it back.
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"He's not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize doing that"
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
"He's not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize doing that"
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The biggest mistake that guy who flew too close from the sun made was that he wanted to experience flying for himself. He would probably still be alive if he just experienced it through his father icariously
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The biggest mistake that guy who flew too close from the sun made was that he wanted to experience flying for himself. He would probably still be alive if he just experienced it through his father icariously
Yep, of course there's nothing to see here
Israeli authorities have told the Supreme Court that a ban on international media access to Gaza should remain in place, arguing that it is necessary for security reasons, according to a government submission filed by the public prosecutor
Israel says ban on Gaza media access should remain
Israeli authorities have told the Supreme Court that a ban on international media access to Gaza should remain in place, arguing it is necessary for security reasons, according to a government submiss...
www.rte.ie
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Yep, of course there's nothing to see here
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IMPORTANT NOTICE 📣
If you are an Equity member who was recently engaged as a performer or stage management on Squid Game: The Experience by Luna Cinema/Luna Entertainment, please contact Equity with a copy of your contract at pmpp@equity.org.uk
If you are an Equity member who was recently engaged as a performer or stage management on Squid Game: The Experience by Luna Cinema/Luna Entertainment, please contact Equity with a copy of your contract at pmpp@equity.org.uk
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
IMPORTANT NOTICE 📣
If you are an Equity member who was recently engaged as a performer or stage management on Squid Game: The Experience by Luna Cinema/Luna Entertainment, please contact Equity with a copy of your contract at pmpp@equity.org.uk
If you are an Equity member who was recently engaged as a performer or stage management on Squid Game: The Experience by Luna Cinema/Luna Entertainment, please contact Equity with a copy of your contract at pmpp@equity.org.uk
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Reposting this one last time:
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Reposting this one last time:
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
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This on the ongoing SEND mess, by @catrionamoore.bsky.social, is a must-read www.specialneedsjungle.com/leaks-denial...
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
This on the ongoing SEND mess, by @catrionamoore.bsky.social, is a must-read www.specialneedsjungle.com/leaks-denial...
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"Hi, do you have any porn?"
"Sir! Really! This is a library!"
"Oh, sorry" *whispers* "do you have any porn?"
"Sir! Really! This is a library!"
"Oh, sorry" *whispers* "do you have any porn?"
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"Hi, do you have any porn?"
"Sir! Really! This is a library!"
"Oh, sorry" *whispers* "do you have any porn?"
"Sir! Really! This is a library!"
"Oh, sorry" *whispers* "do you have any porn?"
Work in the morning for the first time in two weeks
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Work in the morning for the first time in two weeks
TBH, I was concerned about over sensitive editing in Airplane!, not a showbiz farming news item in the middle of the film.
Anyone know how good Great! TV (UK Freeview channel) is? Airplane! is just starting, hope it's not been cut to ribbons
a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time
Alt: Stryker and a woman are sitting on a plane. The woman asks "Nervous?" and he replies "Yes". She asks "first time?" And he replies "No, I've been nervous lots of times"
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
TBH, I was concerned about over sensitive editing in Airplane!, not a showbiz farming news item in the middle of the film.
Anyone know how good Great! TV (UK Freeview channel) is? Airplane! is just starting, hope it's not been cut to ribbons
a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time
Alt: Stryker and a woman are sitting on a plane. The woman asks "Nervous?" and he replies "Yes". She asks "first time?" And he replies "No, I've been nervous lots of times"
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Anyone know how good Great! TV (UK Freeview channel) is? Airplane! is just starting, hope it's not been cut to ribbons
This *really* looks like something that shouldn't be on air pre-watershed
So I just turned on The Masked Singer for the first time ever, and... can anybody tell me what on earth this is meant to be??
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This *really* looks like something that shouldn't be on air pre-watershed
I love these re-runs of Film 81, though Barry Norman's language is a bit stronger than I remember.
Chariots of Fire is a dull, dull film. Even duller than its subject matter. Men who run are some of the dullest cunts in the world. Nobody gives a shit that you ran 5 miles, Jeff
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I love these re-runs of Film 81, though Barry Norman's language is a bit stronger than I remember.