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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
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"Why are you still calling it slop"
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Am now watching Whitesnek at Donington 1990. Chances of spotting myself in the crowd are slim
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Happy to announce that after years of extensive research, I am able to spot guitar gods just from their lovely hair.

Yes, I am watching Thin Lizzy and yes, that's John Sykes
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I think the Elvis special has impregnated me
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Elvis was blessed with a solid helping of the Capricorn Icy Death Stare. He really is pure Cappy. Look at him, absolute GOAT
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
TROUSER BAR
1978: Men's Trousers from Family Album

(+Modern-style trousers; Men's Crimplene check trousers; Men's Crimplene trousers; Conventional trousers; Well-cut trousers; Good-looking fashion trousers; and Men's flared trousers)
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
#TOTP SAILOR!! OPEN UP THE PIT!!
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski. #NewYorkerCartoons
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
#TOTP I really wanted one of these skirts at the time, to the point that I still think about making one
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
#TOTP It's all fun and duets until one of you starts porking the other one's hero
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Good news: earlier I spotted my first cat in the 'nip sighting of 2026. Ginger cat rolled about in it then managed to wang himself up onto the fence.

I am definitely planting more this year
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
#TOTP Me in my new palazzo pants dancing to Inner City took up a fair amount of my time in 1989
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Just remembered, saw an excellent teeshirt on NYE: it was a Radiohead teeshirt but instead of 'Radiohead' it said 'Smeg Head' 😂
January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
#TOTP I've been to that Moondance diner
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
#TOTP So many perms in the audience
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Oh, mist rolling in from the 'kin sea #TOTP
Mark and Lard. Lard's Classic Cuts. Mull of kintyre paul mccartney
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January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
#TOTP Suddenly craving doughnuts
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
#TOTP This lad's balls haven't dropped yet
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
#TOTP They didn't give you your Gay Card in 1999 unless you could perform a Steps routine
January 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
#TOTP Brooklyn Beckham's in there, not photographing elephants
January 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
#TOTP This song is the reason why people hate feminism
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Via the (anti-racist) TEGAN DELETE THIS FFS Facebook group.

AI-generated far-right nostalgia is getting smarter, but you can always spot the mistakes if you zoom in enough.
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Have just discovered that the night I was planning to go to for my birthday isn't happening, I assume because it's January 🤬

So that's nice
January 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
There's a magpie party happening on the roof across the road
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Hiya, I'm Whooping Cough
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM