99th Red Balloon
@99thredballoon.bsky.social
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
Forgot to mention that my daffodils started sprouting earlier in the week
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Forgot to mention that my daffodils started sprouting earlier in the week
🎶 Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Voila! 🎶
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Voila! 🎶
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 PM
🎶 Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Voila! 🎶
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Voila! 🎶
Rod Stewart. In particular, on the Jeff Beck album 'Truth'. My knickers just remove themselves...
Fun question: Who has the sexiest singing voice? Not singer who is sexy physically? But whose voice alone is sexy.
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Rod Stewart. In particular, on the Jeff Beck album 'Truth'. My knickers just remove themselves...
Still a shit sleep but no puking, thankfully. Am in the worst mood ever though
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Still a shit sleep but no puking, thankfully. Am in the worst mood ever though
Very much not looking forward to going to sleep tonight. I just want to sleep properly without sweating or puking or anything else that fucks with me
January 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Very much not looking forward to going to sleep tonight. I just want to sleep properly without sweating or puking or anything else that fucks with me
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Much to enjoy in this BWV frame grab. I think it'll work well in a "POV" section for an upcoming talk. The line down the centre is really pronounced in this wider view. Pretty much the key moment.
January 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Much to enjoy in this BWV frame grab. I think it'll work well in a "POV" section for an upcoming talk. The line down the centre is really pronounced in this wider view. Pretty much the key moment.
@tottsrose.bsky.social Wake up, Darling! Harry Styles Season has started up again!
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
@tottsrose.bsky.social Wake up, Darling! Harry Styles Season has started up again!
Music For A Burger Restaurant
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Music For A Burger Restaurant
Reposted by 99th Red Balloon
'Night Strobe', Seven Sisters (1985) by Denzil Forrester
stephenfriedman.com/artists/35-denzil-forrester
stephenfriedman.com/artists/35-denzil-forrester
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
'Night Strobe', Seven Sisters (1985) by Denzil Forrester
stephenfriedman.com/artists/35-denzil-forrester
stephenfriedman.com/artists/35-denzil-forrester
Watching Furry Vengeance.
Brendan Fraser looks very good in a Juicy tracksuit
Brendan Fraser looks very good in a Juicy tracksuit
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Watching Furry Vengeance.
Brendan Fraser looks very good in a Juicy tracksuit
Brendan Fraser looks very good in a Juicy tracksuit
Oooh, I smell a tour!
Come on, Harry, play somewhere outdoorsy in Manc that won't cost me a kidney to attend
Come on, Harry, play somewhere outdoorsy in Manc that won't cost me a kidney to attend
🚨 Harry Styles announces new album ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.’
Out March 6th.
Out March 6th.
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Oooh, I smell a tour!
Come on, Harry, play somewhere outdoorsy in Manc that won't cost me a kidney to attend
Come on, Harry, play somewhere outdoorsy in Manc that won't cost me a kidney to attend
These can't be good for the fish
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using JJGoo Submersible LED Lights Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Battery Ingestion; Violates Mandatory Standard for Consumer Products with Coin Batteries www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
These can't be good for the fish
I love an apocalyptic sunset
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I love an apocalyptic sunset
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
There's not much to do in Devon
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
There's not much to do in Devon
GG Allin isn't dead
January 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
GG Allin isn't dead
SECONDED
Please support my petition to Manchester city council to get a blue plaque put up at that spot on Temperance Street where a man getting a handjob was captured by a Google street view car.
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 AM
SECONDED
- Lily Savage at the Palace Theatre in Manchester. Was scared to breathe or move in case I caught her eye and got roasted (as a few people did)
Comedy Bluesky:
What is the greatest comedy set you ever saw in person? Where they absolutely destroyed.
Mine:
- JB Smoove
- Gary Gulman
Both in small venues, and they absolutely crushed.
What is the greatest comedy set you ever saw in person? Where they absolutely destroyed.
Mine:
- JB Smoove
- Gary Gulman
Both in small venues, and they absolutely crushed.
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 AM
- Lily Savage at the Palace Theatre in Manchester. Was scared to breathe or move in case I caught her eye and got roasted (as a few people did)
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Birthday snow is still a possibility (assuming I submit my birthday wish before the cut-off time)
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Birthday snow is still a possibility (assuming I submit my birthday wish before the cut-off time)
Give it a rub and it might get bigger, bab
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Give it a rub and it might get bigger, bab
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social The legacy never ends
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social The legacy never ends