99th Red Balloon
@99thredballoon.bsky.social
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
The scum next door are thundering about. Why can't they shut up? Or just die???
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The scum next door are thundering about. Why can't they shut up? Or just die???
Can't park there, m'luvver
You’ll be quite safe heading out tonight @onlyindevon.co.uk,
they’ve gritted the road! ❄️
#Devon
#Dartmoor
📷 credit - Kerri Cuthbert
(Driver was okay)
they’ve gritted the road! ❄️
#Devon
#Dartmoor
📷 credit - Kerri Cuthbert
(Driver was okay)
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can't park there, m'luvver
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Can we ask the shark to circle back?
A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Can we ask the shark to circle back?
There's this Northern Soul night I've been wanting to go to but I keep missing it.
They're doing one on the weekend before my birthday 🙌
This is the universe's way of paying me back for the Duran/Cure debacle
They're doing one on the weekend before my birthday 🙌
This is the universe's way of paying me back for the Duran/Cure debacle
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There's this Northern Soul night I've been wanting to go to but I keep missing it.
They're doing one on the weekend before my birthday 🙌
This is the universe's way of paying me back for the Duran/Cure debacle
They're doing one on the weekend before my birthday 🙌
This is the universe's way of paying me back for the Duran/Cure debacle
This shroom programme on BBC4 is fascinating. The host is a fungi
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This shroom programme on BBC4 is fascinating. The host is a fungi
The newsreader on the radio station I'm on can't pronounce 'Hertfordshire'. It's 'Hart-ford-shire' not 'Hurt-ford-shire'. Christ on a bike, you'd think you'd know that, given you're supposedly a professional journo
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The newsreader on the radio station I'm on can't pronounce 'Hertfordshire'. It's 'Hart-ford-shire' not 'Hurt-ford-shire'. Christ on a bike, you'd think you'd know that, given you're supposedly a professional journo
This guy's come a long way since I first heard him played on Radio 1 as an up-and-comer
Police sources revealed Tuesday that D4vd has been identified as a suspect in Celeste Rivas' death.
Here's everything we know about the ongoing investigation so far ↓
Here's everything we know about the ongoing investigation so far ↓
Everything We Know -- and Don't -- About the Missing Teen Found in a Car Registered to D4vd
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This guy's come a long way since I first heard him played on Radio 1 as an up-and-comer
Mike Sweeney: if you're questioning your ability to be a rapper (rappoh) with your accent, let me introduce you to the Kersal Massive 👍
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mike Sweeney: if you're questioning your ability to be a rapper (rappoh) with your accent, let me introduce you to the Kersal Massive 👍
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I think Pharrell was an experiment. I think the experiment was “Would Prince still be cool even if he were lame.” And the conclusion was yes but not forever
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I think Pharrell was an experiment. I think the experiment was “Would Prince still be cool even if he were lame.” And the conclusion was yes but not forever
Enjoying a film called 'Holiday Affair'. They're making small-talk about the weather. Even back in 1949, they're complaining about the snow not flumping it down like it used to and wondering if it was due to the atomic bomb. Also, California needs water
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Enjoying a film called 'Holiday Affair'. They're making small-talk about the weather. Even back in 1949, they're complaining about the snow not flumping it down like it used to and wondering if it was due to the atomic bomb. Also, California needs water
Gritter's just gone past, lads 🤘
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gritter's just gone past, lads 🤘
The skirt I was trying to stuff a zip into yesterday was doing my head in, so I've powered on with something different and now have a groovy miniskirt in vintage pink patterned polyester
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a shirt that says ' a ' on it
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a shirt that says ' a ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The skirt I was trying to stuff a zip into yesterday was doing my head in, so I've powered on with something different and now have a groovy miniskirt in vintage pink patterned polyester
That Raye song pisses me off. "Where the hell is my husband?" Probably off with someone who has better taste than to sing Beyonce-from-Temu songs
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That Raye song pisses me off. "Where the hell is my husband?" Probably off with someone who has better taste than to sing Beyonce-from-Temu songs
I snapped a stalk on my Orbifolia, it was a huge leaf so I put it back and put a plaster around it.
A few months later, the stalk has healed!
A few months later, the stalk has healed!
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I snapped a stalk on my Orbifolia, it was a huge leaf so I put it back and put a plaster around it.
A few months later, the stalk has healed!
A few months later, the stalk has healed!
@bird42.bsky.social Can I interest you in some recorder business?
ah, it's a distorted version of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFT...
BRITNEY SPEARS - TOXIC - SHITTYFLUTED
YouTube video by shittyflute
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@bird42.bsky.social Can I interest you in some recorder business?
The lineup on this!!! Dethklok!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The lineup on this!!! Dethklok!!
Oooh, you little tease
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oooh, you little tease
Snerrrrr!
Amber #uksnow warning issued by the @metoffice.gov.uk for parts of Yorkshire ❄️
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Snerrrrr!
Greg Brady is advertising mahjong on Duolingo
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Greg Brady is advertising mahjong on Duolingo
The entitlement of people on the Saturday night shift. No, you can't bring your random friend on shift, and to try it the night before too (and told no) takes the fucking piss!
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The entitlement of people on the Saturday night shift. No, you can't bring your random friend on shift, and to try it the night before too (and told no) takes the fucking piss!
I've done the same thing and it's hilarious, although the cats don't seem to come all at once. Our local cats must be very polite or have a rota or something
I thought it would be nice to plant some catnip in the garden for the ginger cat that roams, now my garden plays host to a feline Battle Royale. I think every cat on the estate wants the magic plant for itself, why can't they share?! What have I created?!
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've done the same thing and it's hilarious, although the cats don't seem to come all at once. Our local cats must be very polite or have a rota or something