99th Red Balloon
@99thredballoon.bsky.social
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts
I think I'm going to have to Ecce Homo my 'Last Christmas' long-sleever.
(This is Next, BTW, in case you're wondering whose shoddy workmanship this is)
(This is Next, BTW, in case you're wondering whose shoddy workmanship this is)
December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I think I'm going to have to Ecce Homo my 'Last Christmas' long-sleever.
(This is Next, BTW, in case you're wondering whose shoddy workmanship this is)
(This is Next, BTW, in case you're wondering whose shoddy workmanship this is)
For context, that's the Central Manchester library and the original's scarier. Fuckin' Zippy!!
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
For context, that's the Central Manchester library and the original's scarier. Fuckin' Zippy!!
"Have you taped Corrie for me?"
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Have you taped Corrie for me?"
Well of course he didn't remember meeting any women, they're all covered in boxes
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well of course he didn't remember meeting any women, they're all covered in boxes
Well done to the DM flunky who didn't recognise Diana Ross here
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well done to the DM flunky who didn't recognise Diana Ross here
Ban this sick filth
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ban this sick filth
"East Bristol Auctions"
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"East Bristol Auctions"
The location of the trailer is off Philpot Road. Let's see what Philpot Road is up to these days...oh, how appropriate 😂
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The location of the trailer is off Philpot Road. Let's see what Philpot Road is up to these days...oh, how appropriate 😂
You yesterday
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You yesterday
The toughest wank in the world
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The toughest wank in the world
Well done to Wigan for living up to their reputation
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Well done to Wigan for living up to their reputation
Just a smidge of sunshine, as a treat
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just a smidge of sunshine, as a treat
If you need to call in sick, just look at this photo and you'll puke through your eyes (thank you to Reddit and Dobbies for this) #Freddonomics
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you need to call in sick, just look at this photo and you'll puke through your eyes (thank you to Reddit and Dobbies for this) #Freddonomics
We had something similar here in Ye Olde Mancunia
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We had something similar here in Ye Olde Mancunia
Nice sunset in progress
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nice sunset in progress
The best thing about small video shops was getting the leftover posters for free (if you were prepared to spend some time rooting through the box).
I had these two up for a while. Decent poster paper too!
I had these two up for a while. Decent poster paper too!
December 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The best thing about small video shops was getting the leftover posters for free (if you were prepared to spend some time rooting through the box).
I had these two up for a while. Decent poster paper too!
I had these two up for a while. Decent poster paper too!
This is Matey from Geese, yes?? Why's he got that stupid look on his face when God is resting on his shoulder there? Show some reverence, boy!
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
This is Matey from Geese, yes?? Why's he got that stupid look on his face when God is resting on his shoulder there? Show some reverence, boy!
It's taken 25 years but finally someone else has seen through the bullshit. I was a single parent at the time: I couldn't afford to sit in a cafe every fucking day and it certainly wasn't cheaper than putting the heating on.
My mate at the time was all "ahh bless" but it smelled fishy to me
My mate at the time was all "ahh bless" but it smelled fishy to me
December 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It's taken 25 years but finally someone else has seen through the bullshit. I was a single parent at the time: I couldn't afford to sit in a cafe every fucking day and it certainly wasn't cheaper than putting the heating on.
My mate at the time was all "ahh bless" but it smelled fishy to me
My mate at the time was all "ahh bless" but it smelled fishy to me
This is the panto that finished off Dustin Gee
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This is the panto that finished off Dustin Gee
I am a minimalist Christmas decorator. This is the only thing that goes up religiously
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I am a minimalist Christmas decorator. This is the only thing that goes up religiously
My mate has given me a massive candelabrum.
Future plans now include candlelight suppers and coshing zombies and burglars
Future plans now include candlelight suppers and coshing zombies and burglars
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My mate has given me a massive candelabrum.
Future plans now include candlelight suppers and coshing zombies and burglars
Future plans now include candlelight suppers and coshing zombies and burglars
The angel of death needs to balance things out by taking my scumbag neighbour, who is the direct opposite of a sweetheart
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The angel of death needs to balance things out by taking my scumbag neighbour, who is the direct opposite of a sweetheart
Peter Stringfellow looks a lot like Dog The Bounty Hunter here
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Peter Stringfellow looks a lot like Dog The Bounty Hunter here
Another nice sunset in progress
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Another nice sunset in progress