David Willerton
@davidwillerton.bsky.social
sausage-brain. micro-influencer. self-parody account. blue dinosaur.
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Thank you for folding shopping bag.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Thank you for folding shopping bag.
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Notice the silly moo in the front of picture. Don't like her colour scheme much. (Don't like her much either.)
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Notice the silly moo in the front of picture. Don't like her colour scheme much. (Don't like her much either.)
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Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs In Blankets #xmasbands
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs In Blankets #xmasbands
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...
Roy Jay The Little And Large Show 31 12 1983
YouTube video by Lee G Crime
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...
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Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
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the three genders
September 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
the three genders
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if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
August 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
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@catswithjobs.bsky.social Fire warden 🧑🚒
May 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@catswithjobs.bsky.social Fire warden 🧑🚒
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March
March 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March
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Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history
Britain: hold my beer
youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?...
Britain: hold my beer
youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?...
Count Arthur Strong: Arthur & John Shuttleworth
YouTube video by Count Arthur Strong
youtu.be
March 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history
Britain: hold my beer
youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?...
Britain: hold my beer
youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?...
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Halfway through running an outdoor 5k I realised I'd forgotten to put any shorts on. To be fair, my boxers leave more to the imagination than a lot of people's running gear.
March 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Halfway through running an outdoor 5k I realised I'd forgotten to put any shorts on. To be fair, my boxers leave more to the imagination than a lot of people's running gear.
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My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too
March 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too
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Music fans what’s your favourite note? I’d have to say mine is Middle C. You just can’t beat the classics!
March 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Music fans what’s your favourite note? I’d have to say mine is Middle C. You just can’t beat the classics!
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Dr Fuck
Fuck Who
Fuck Peter
Dr Fuck
Fuck Who
Fuck Peter
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
One Fuck In The Grave.
One Fuck In The Grave.
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Fuck Or No Deal.
Fuck Or No Deal.
March 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Dr Fuck
Fuck Who
Fuck Peter
Dr Fuck
Fuck Who
Fuck Peter
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Zarathustra can't even Speak Thus nowadays because of woke
February 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Zarathustra can't even Speak Thus nowadays because of woke
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“You want the moon on a stick.”
February 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“You want the moon on a stick.”