Midget Gems 26
@bacardioakheart.bsky.social
A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964.
August 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964.
Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart.
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart.
Why do people applaud when an airplane lands?
The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.
The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why do people applaud when an airplane lands?
The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.
The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.
Still haven't decided what to bring your mum back as a souvenir..
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Still haven't decided what to bring your mum back as a souvenir..
Wondered where Lionel Richie's bust ended up..
August 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Wondered where Lionel Richie's bust ended up..
The glass collectors here are hardcore..
August 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The glass collectors here are hardcore..
Wondered where he'd gone after Eastenders.
August 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Wondered where he'd gone after Eastenders.
Me, when I see the Events Team heading towards my sunlounger.
August 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Me, when I see the Events Team heading towards my sunlounger.
Last day of relaxing. Bring it on!
August 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Last day of relaxing. Bring it on!
I love English signs abroad.
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I love English signs abroad.
Tonight's titfer.
August 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tonight's titfer.
The building across the way from my room has a ferret smoking a cigarette on top of it.
August 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The building across the way from my room has a ferret smoking a cigarette on top of it.
A pissed bloke who was missing several teeth & was tattooed from head to toe just told me he thinks I look like Noddy Holder.
Which is nice.
Which is nice.
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A pissed bloke who was missing several teeth & was tattooed from head to toe just told me he thinks I look like Noddy Holder.
Which is nice.
Which is nice.
Just told the Events Team I would rather shit in my hands & clap before joining one of their events but unfortunately for me that was the next event they were gathering volunteers for.
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just told the Events Team I would rather shit in my hands & clap before joining one of their events but unfortunately for me that was the next event they were gathering volunteers for.
Rod Stewart joins the Events Team at Pontins after his American Songbook albums bomb. August 2001.
#MusicHistoryInPictures
#MusicHistoryInPictures
August 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Rod Stewart joins the Events Team at Pontins after his American Songbook albums bomb. August 2001.
#MusicHistoryInPictures
#MusicHistoryInPictures
I love sitting under trees. It's good for the soul y'know.
August 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I love sitting under trees. It's good for the soul y'know.
Just asked my wife if she minded getting me a beer because I've just got comfy on my sunlounger. This was her response.
August 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just asked my wife if she minded getting me a beer because I've just got comfy on my sunlounger. This was her response.
The Events Team have just asked me if I want to do aqua aerobics.
August 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The Events Team have just asked me if I want to do aqua aerobics.
Buffets are great. I just had chicken chop suey with pizza, rice & chips with a spring roll.
*burps*
*burps*
August 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Buffets are great. I just had chicken chop suey with pizza, rice & chips with a spring roll.
*burps*
*burps*
Sure I've just seen a bloke who had a tattoo on his back that said 'Mum' but above it was a tattoo of a dog.
August 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Sure I've just seen a bloke who had a tattoo on his back that said 'Mum' but above it was a tattoo of a dog.
*NEW HOLIDAY HAT KLAXON *
August 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
*NEW HOLIDAY HAT KLAXON *
Ironically, the most exercise I've had this holiday is in trying to avoid the Events Team at the hotel.
August 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ironically, the most exercise I've had this holiday is in trying to avoid the Events Team at the hotel.
I've somehow ended up watching a one man Beatles tribute act..
July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I've somehow ended up watching a one man Beatles tribute act..
Hello. I am on holiday.
Cheers.
Cheers.
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Hello. I am on holiday.
Cheers.
Cheers.