Midget Gems 26
bacardioakheart.bsky.social
Midget Gems 26
@bacardioakheart.bsky.social
A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
At the height of his addiction, Kevin Keegan drank 20 bottles of Brut a day.

#CelebrityFacts
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964.
August 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart.
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Why do people applaud when an airplane lands?

The very LEAST I expect from a pilot is that they can take off & land properly.
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Still haven't decided what to bring your mum back as a souvenir..
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Wondered where Lionel Richie's bust ended up..
August 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The glass collectors here are hardcore..
August 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wondered where he'd gone after Eastenders.
August 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Me, when I see the Events Team heading towards my sunlounger.
August 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Last day of relaxing. Bring it on!
August 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I love English signs abroad.
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tonight's titfer.
August 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The building across the way from my room has a ferret smoking a cigarette on top of it.
August 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A pissed bloke who was missing several teeth & was tattooed from head to toe just told me he thinks I look like Noddy Holder.

Which is nice.
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just told the Events Team I would rather shit in my hands & clap before joining one of their events but unfortunately for me that was the next event they were gathering volunteers for.
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Rod Stewart joins the Events Team at Pontins after his American Songbook albums bomb. August 2001.

#MusicHistoryInPictures
August 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I love sitting under trees. It's good for the soul y'know.
August 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just asked my wife if she minded getting me a beer because I've just got comfy on my sunlounger. This was her response.
August 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The Events Team have just asked me if I want to do aqua aerobics.
August 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Buffets are great. I just had chicken chop suey with pizza, rice & chips with a spring roll.

*burps*
August 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sure I've just seen a bloke who had a tattoo on his back that said 'Mum' but above it was a tattoo of a dog.
August 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
*NEW HOLIDAY HAT KLAXON *
August 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ironically, the most exercise I've had this holiday is in trying to avoid the Events Team at the hotel.
August 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I've somehow ended up watching a one man Beatles tribute act..
July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hello. I am on holiday.
Cheers.
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM