Midget Gems 26
bacardioakheart.bsky.social
Midget Gems 26
@bacardioakheart.bsky.social
A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Haha!
August 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
At the height of his addiction, Kevin Keegan drank 20 bottles of Brut a day.

#CelebrityFacts
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Beatles get their A Level results. Aug 1964.
August 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just eaten some grapes that were a bit tart.
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Still haven't decided what to bring your mum back as a souvenir..
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Wondered where Lionel Richie's bust ended up..
August 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The glass collectors here are hardcore..
August 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Wondered where he'd gone after Eastenders.
August 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Me, when I see the Events Team heading towards my sunlounger.
August 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Last day of relaxing. Bring it on!
August 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I love English signs abroad.
August 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tonight's titfer.
August 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The building across the way from my room has a ferret smoking a cigarette on top of it.
August 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Rod Stewart joins the Events Team at Pontins after his American Songbook albums bomb. August 2001.

#MusicHistoryInPictures
August 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I love sitting under trees. It's good for the soul y'know.
August 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Just asked my wife if she minded getting me a beer because I've just got comfy on my sunlounger. This was her response.
August 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The Events Team have just asked me if I want to do aqua aerobics.
August 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Sure I've just seen a bloke who had a tattoo on his back that said 'Mum' but above it was a tattoo of a dog.
August 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
*NEW HOLIDAY HAT KLAXON *
August 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've somehow ended up watching a one man Beatles tribute act..
July 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hello. I am on holiday.
Cheers.
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Ha! Little do they know..
July 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nik Nak crisps make great staffs for Wizards.
July 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
R.I.P. Ozzy
July 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
🎵 He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
Who's having some vice
Chris Martin is coming to town 🎵
July 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM