DaveMc🍺
@davemc99.bsky.social
Autoglass Half Empty, Autoglass Half Full
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Maple Syrup Bukkake (2025). #AltTextAwards
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Maple Syrup Bukkake (2025). #AltTextAwards
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Lerds o' sner here, only signs of life are deer footprints.
Should be out doing snow angels but currently on day 4 of The Lurgy so enjoying it all through the window
Should be out doing snow angels but currently on day 4 of The Lurgy so enjoying it all through the window
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Lerds o' sner here, only signs of life are deer footprints.
Should be out doing snow angels but currently on day 4 of The Lurgy so enjoying it all through the window
Should be out doing snow angels but currently on day 4 of The Lurgy so enjoying it all through the window
It's too orangey for crows...
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
It's too orangey for crows...
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"I once liked my child's roast chicken video on Instagram, and now I can only contact him through lawyers."
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
"I once liked my child's roast chicken video on Instagram, and now I can only contact him through lawyers."
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explained to my wife that I met an evil clown in the sewer and he gave me a terrible blowjob, it didn't go down well
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
explained to my wife that I met an evil clown in the sewer and he gave me a terrible blowjob, it didn't go down well
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Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.
January 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Wondering if I should try Valentine cards for the first time.
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“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
October 28, 2024 at 11:46 AM
“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
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Blocking cunts reposting or sharing shooting videos on here
The fuck is wrong with you??
The fuck is wrong with you??
January 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Blocking cunts reposting or sharing shooting videos on here
The fuck is wrong with you??
The fuck is wrong with you??
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WORD OF THE DAY.
Ghosting.
What a musical triangle does.
Ghosting.
What a musical triangle does.
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Ghosting.
What a musical triangle does.
Ghosting.
What a musical triangle does.
Crumpets are God-tier food and should be as globally famous and popular as bagels or pretzels
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Crumpets are God-tier food and should be as globally famous and popular as bagels or pretzels
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In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
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"Autoglass repair...
Autoglass replaaa...."
[BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP]
Autoglass replaaa...."
[BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP]
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"Autoglass repair...
Autoglass replaaa...."
[BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP]
Autoglass replaaa...."
[BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP]
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Shout out to all the dogs out there trying missionary position. You are seen and appreciated.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Shout out to all the dogs out there trying missionary position. You are seen and appreciated.
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I get it, Juanita. I really do.
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I get it, Juanita. I really do.
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Probably getting the lads back together to tour a full play through of Slippery When Wet, always though it was weird him being FBI to begin with
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Probably getting the lads back together to tour a full play through of Slippery When Wet, always though it was weird him being FBI to begin with
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Don't be sad. He'll be back in the shower in a couple of weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Don't be sad. He'll be back in the shower in a couple of weeks.
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I was expecting to see this reported first in Rolling Stone.
Disney World Employee Injured by Runaway 'Indiana Jones' Boulder
Disney World Employee Injured by Runaway 'Indiana Jones' Boulder
You don't have to be a professor of archaeology to become the victim of a rolling boulder trap these days.
gizmodo.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I was expecting to see this reported first in Rolling Stone.
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turning over a new leaf
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
turning over a new leaf
Not that I've earen too much chocolate this Christmas, but I've just done a cronk the size and length of an airport Toblerone. Luckily not the same shape... #happynewyear
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Not that I've earen too much chocolate this Christmas, but I've just done a cronk the size and length of an airport Toblerone. Luckily not the same shape... #happynewyear