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Dave Mc
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Autoglass Half Empty, Autoglass Half Full
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Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Counterpoint: you CAN have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream.

This would not be the most batshit decision for a Bond movie. I've seen Die Another Day.
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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I think they should make that bloke who plays Frankenstein a life peer. Then everyone would exclaim "Lord Elordi" whenever they see his sexy monster face.
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I've not seen so many unwanted BBC posts on my screen since I clicked on the wrong section in PornHub
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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The Assassination of My Bank Balance by the Coward Delicious Pints.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Siegfried Sassoon, 'Suicide In The Trenches', 1917.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Celebrating the Greyest Day of the Year in Finland!
youtu.be/yzKhDLbIPAc?...
12.11. 2022 Vuoden harmain päivä
YouTube video by Hartwall Original Long Drink
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality"

The photo:
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If it's an unsolicited dick pic then yeah, probably
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I love my Bellator 2000 by JML, it keeps Little Dave shiny and clean all day long. Glad to see it's finally getting some global recognition 👍
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Dunno why everyone's excited about the new Frankenstein when we have the 1952 version where the star (Lon Chaney) was drunk and thought it was a camera rehearsal so didn't destroy anything and because he missed his mark the Creature was shot to death in the dick. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaQq...
Lon Chaney's Live TV Blunder on "Tales of Tomorrow: Frankenstein" (1952)
YouTube video by Porfle Popnecker
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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good morning gang, let’s all suffer together
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Accidentally clicked on the Lifestyle section of The Guardian...
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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This illusion is SO weird!!🤯
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Don't wave that thing at me, Hello Kitty!
February 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM