ChrisTurkey N Cakes 🦃 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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🌮 All you need is love. West Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him
“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
Pinned
One of the most important and personal messages I take away from “Star Trek” is this: it gets better. It’s not easy, but it gets better. Perhaps that’s a whiggish view, perhaps my glasses have acquired some tint of a rosy variety— but I believe it still. We can progress, we can improve. 🥹
For shame!
‘Dancing With The Stars’ Criticized For Allowing Whitney Leavitt Extra Pair Of Legs https://theonion.com/dancing-with-the-stars-criticized-for-allowing-whitney-leavitt-extra-pair-of-legs/
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
For shame!
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Yeah, this was really difficult to parse out.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yeah, this was really difficult to parse out.
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A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
This just highlights the dearth of times in his life that ANYBODY told him to go fuck himself. It should have been a daily occurrence since about 1951.
It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This just highlights the dearth of times in his life that ANYBODY told him to go fuck himself. It should have been a daily occurrence since about 1951.
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We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)
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i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
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The call is coming from inside the house, ma’am.
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The call is coming from inside the house, ma’am.
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As usual, Jay knows just what to say.
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As usual, Jay knows just what to say.
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Here is a terrific goat eating hay weirdly
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here is a terrific goat eating hay weirdly
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lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lol I fucking knew that little shit wasn't to be trusted.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
Avoid the new Vine like a plague, they just want a pure dataset to scrape.
There sure was a lot of it in the early days!
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There sure was a lot of it in the early days!
This could have been a very amusing dummymander, but I’m glad that they’re getting slapped around a little bit.
BREAKING: A Federal Court has BLOCKED Texas republicans from using their new maps in the 2026 midterms. The ruling must be appealed directly to the Supreme Court. Unsure why the Trib has two conflicting headlines. www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
Federal court clears new Texas congressional map for 2026 // Federal court blocks new Texas congressional map for 2026
The decision is a major blow for Republicans, in Texas and nationally, who pushed through this unusual mid-decade redistricting at the behest of President Donald Trump.
www.texastribune.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This could have been a very amusing dummymander, but I’m glad that they’re getting slapped around a little bit.
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Y'all know she's setting up a presidential run, right.
Like, we're all aware.
Like, we're all aware.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Y'all know she's setting up a presidential run, right.
Like, we're all aware.
Like, we're all aware.
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I am sure Rafael Cruz endorses this...oh wait I meant Ted. I am sure Nimrata Randhawa Haley endorses this...damn it I meant Nikki. How about Piyush Jindal ... Bobby. ... I could do this all day.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am sure Rafael Cruz endorses this...oh wait I meant Ted. I am sure Nimrata Randhawa Haley endorses this...damn it I meant Nikki. How about Piyush Jindal ... Bobby. ... I could do this all day.
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UPDATE: if I weren't a jaded New York City native I might assume Donny is purposely attacking U.S. housing sector to please mob handlers.
wait sorry hang on, I AM jaded and do believe that.
finance.yahoo.com/news/more-th...
wait sorry hang on, I AM jaded and do believe that.
finance.yahoo.com/news/more-th...
More than half of US homes lost value in the past year
Home values are falling for more than half of the nation, with former pandemic boomtowns like Denver and Austin seeing the biggest share of homes with value drops.
finance.yahoo.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
UPDATE: if I weren't a jaded New York City native I might assume Donny is purposely attacking U.S. housing sector to please mob handlers.
wait sorry hang on, I AM jaded and do believe that.
finance.yahoo.com/news/more-th...
wait sorry hang on, I AM jaded and do believe that.
finance.yahoo.com/news/more-th...
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“Piggy” is particularly egregious but he tells reporters to shut up all the time. He insults them personally and asks where they work before telling them they’re bad people.
The only way to know this is by watching the unedited videos because it’s so routine that it’s not considered newsworthy.
The only way to know this is by watching the unedited videos because it’s so routine that it’s not considered newsworthy.
Reporters shouldn’t have to take that shit just because he’s president.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“Piggy” is particularly egregious but he tells reporters to shut up all the time. He insults them personally and asks where they work before telling them they’re bad people.
The only way to know this is by watching the unedited videos because it’s so routine that it’s not considered newsworthy.
The only way to know this is by watching the unedited videos because it’s so routine that it’s not considered newsworthy.
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Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
😭😭😭 Hemmer… 💔
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
😭😭😭 Hemmer… 💔
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Star Trek fans in a nutshell. 💚
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Star Trek fans in a nutshell. 💚
Honestly this would’ve read better than the excerpt I read…
Me writing my tell all, that a publisher paid me a shocking amount for, about a tryst I had with a subject I was investigating: “her boobs boobed boobilly…”
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Honestly this would’ve read better than the excerpt I read…
Just saw someone say on FB, “I asked for a lap Pug, not a bossy, sausage-shaped little dictator.” And… well… you can’t have one without the other!” 😆
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Just saw someone say on FB, “I asked for a lap Pug, not a bossy, sausage-shaped little dictator.” And… well… you can’t have one without the other!” 😆
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It's so funny how when capitalism fails they blame socialism even when there was no socialism anywhere.
If a city is so expensive to live in that people can't afford to live there on the wages businesses can afford to pay that's called failed capitalism.
These articles always depend on a bizarre Schroedinger's Seattle: The city is falling apart due to progressive overreach but we should have re-elected the conservative non-socialist who has been in charge for the last four years.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's so funny how when capitalism fails they blame socialism even when there was no socialism anywhere.
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Life comes at you fast
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Life comes at you fast
It is SO BAD 😭😭😭
HAPPY LIFE DAY✨
…from a visibly wasted Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford wishing he was literally anywhere else, and all the crew!
If you’ve never seen it, the Star Wars Holiday Special is a cursed abomination of TV that you must watch.
It’s about an in-universe holiday called ‘Life Day’ and includes:
…from a visibly wasted Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford wishing he was literally anywhere else, and all the crew!
If you’ve never seen it, the Star Wars Holiday Special is a cursed abomination of TV that you must watch.
It’s about an in-universe holiday called ‘Life Day’ and includes:
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It is SO BAD 😭😭😭