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@brutumfulmen.bsky.social
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🌮 All you need is love. West Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him

“The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
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Nobody likes a tattletale…

Especially at Christmas.
A Beetlejuice figurine and a Pee-Wee Herman doll have the Elf on the Shelf tied to a short piece of kindling wood and are hoisting him into a wood stove.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Launch this guy into the sun with a gigantic trebuchet.
A post that reads: This morning I sent a cheery "Happy Thanksgiving, team!" message in Slack. An hour passed with no reactions. Another hour, still nothing. Not a thumbs-up. Not a turkey. Nothing. I tried pinging a few people individually. Each one auto-replied with "Notifications off." I didn't realize being thankful meant abandoning basic communication. I added a note to the HR dashboard: "Unexpected holiday disengagement." It's important to address these issues before they become traditions.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Frankly, I’m not in any mood to argue with him. You go, Shaun— I hope you’re living your best life right now.
A screen grab from the Jerry Springer show, showing a kid with long, dyed red hair, black lipstick, and a determined expression. The Chiron at the bottom of the screen reads, “Shaun, 14. Says he believes in everything ‘GWAR’ [the band] represents.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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“Right boss, mixed doner please, wif salad and chilli please. Caaaaalm.”
A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A lineup of people playing Family Feud, and the names read “Matthew, Mark, Luke, Joan.” The caption reads, “so close.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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This is such brilliant trolling. Trolling as art. The SUMMA of trolling. 😆
A tweet from @BirdRespecter: Been editing Ho Chi Minh quotes over pics of Reagan and spreading them in boomer spaces instead of working today An example of one of the “quotes” that was posted: "We often boast that our constitution guarantees the rights of the individual, democratic liberties and the interests of all citizens. But in reality, only the wealthy elite enjoy the rights recorded in these constitutions. Working people do not really enjoy democratic freedoms; they are exploited all their life and have to bear heavy burdens in the service of the ruling class'" - Ronald Reagan
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A headline from The Onion: Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk to ISS Outhouse.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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She had a WHOLE journey, didn’t she?
A tumblr post from user fourforyouodo: Kira Nerys's relationships are so funny. Imagine your boss is a messenger to the gods. Your boyfriend is a cardinal, then your next boyfriend is the prime minister. You have personal beef with the pope. Hitler wants to fuck you. And you end up dating a mall cop.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Dinner tonight! Seared scallops, Parmesan risotto, basil-infused olive oil and arugula. Light, easy, and satisfying! 😁
Dinner, plated up and ready to go!
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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No matter how bad a time you had cooking Thanksgiving dinner, at least it wasn’t THIS bad! 😶
A destroyed kitchen where something (perhaps a pressure cooker) has exploded, destroying the stove, blowing a hole in the wall behind the stove, scattering debris everywhere, scorching the white cabinets, and leaving a lot of smoke in the air.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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NGL I would do this if my doctor’s portal let me.
I'm filling out a medical form online and I'm curious who's out there speaking Old English. (Screenshot of a patient portal where one of the choices for “patient’s preferred language” is “English, Old (ca. 450-1100)” which is right below “English, Middle (1100-1500)”
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I said what I said.
JASON ALDEAN IS TO COUNTRY WHAT MERLE HAGGARD IS TO REGGAE.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Pratchett was deeply wise to make certain we all understood this concept. I got taught by some very smart, very dedicated people, people who absolutely believed this— but none of them articulated it quite the same way. I think they would have if they’d had the right moment to say so.
A Tumblr post from user serialephemera: Thematically speaking, the most important thing Terry Pratchett taught me was the concept of militant decency. The idea that you can look at the world and its flaws and its injustices and its cruelties and get deeply, intensely angry, and that you can turn that into energy for doing the right thing and making the world a better place. He taught me that the anger itself is not the part I should be fighting. Nobody in my life ever said that before.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Correct.

I will not be taking questions.
Biscuits and honey having a gun pointed at the back of his head by biscuits and jelly who has a gun pointed at her head by biscuits and apple butter. In the balcony over all of them with a rifle and a scope is biscuits and gravy, the true breakfast of the proletariat.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The evil giggle I just emitted should be against the law. 😈😆
A very naughty thermobaric grenade that I absolutely should not know anything about.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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You’ve just died. The 6h picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Hey, if I have to go, maybe something that nearly killed my grandparents is a fitting way to snuff it! 😆
A 1930s Ford pickup truck speeding down my street in Austin.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Not all heroes, capes, yadda yadda,
My younger brother is trans. My parents have been horrendous about deadnaming and misgendering him. At Thanksgiving, I used an air horn to correct them. I fixed a 2-3 year long problem in two seconds. 10/10 would recommend this training method.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Mom left no survivors. 😆😱
A tweet from @callapilla: My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This was an ENTIRE-ass journey. 😳

Good for her, of course— but I was NOT expecting any of that!
A series of Tumblr posts. User chaumas: my dad's best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she's looking amazing A reply from user nentuaby: Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car. chaumas replies: she wasn't publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Tay-Tay comin’ for them cheeks, boys…
A tweet from the @HalfwayPost: BREAKING: A televangelist from Louisiana claims Taylor Swift's new album is "brainwashing an army of young women and girls into feminist freedom fighters to someday conquer the United States and enslave all the men and peg them."
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Every time a baby punk realizes the truth about the Sex Pistols, an angel gets its wings and headbutts a Nazi into Hell. 🥰 #YouLoveToSeeIt
A picture of Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols in a red MAGA t shirt from a FB group I belong to. The post text reads, “Something I've been thinking about for a minute; were The Sex Pistols ultimately just a bunch of posers from the beginning? Like, they were put together by the owners of Sex, and avant guard fashion store, for the purpose of promoting their clothing, which makes it hard for me to see them as anything more than an industry plant, despite their influence on punk at large.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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This just in: Water found to moisten objects. Film at 11.
A tweet from @TheEliKlein: So anti-Thanksgiving people are also Anti-Israel people. Got it. Then, a quote tweet from @SaeedDiCaprio that says: who's gonna tell him And then another one from @SaeedDiCaprio: fork found in kitchen A reply from @PepsiManAgain: What're these antis going to be against next? Residential schools? Trails of tears? Forcing native populations into tightly controlled enclaves? And then a last reply from @SaeedDiCaprio: Eli’s neurons are gonna short circuit when he reads this.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Apparently Candace Owens is having a REAL normal one. 🙄

Lady you are NOT important enough for anyone to go after you— and I know that thought has just been GALLING to you since Charlie Kirk got got. Nobody’s going after you. Nobody cares that much. Just accept it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A tweet from Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) Our show will be off air this week. As an update, both the White House and our counterterrorism agencies have confirmed receipt of what I reported publicly: Emmanuel Macron attempted to organize my assassination, per a source close to the first couple. Also, I will again state that the French legionnaires were involved in Charlie Kirk's assassination but they did not act alone. For all of you who doubted my claims, you can now look to the President of the United States and our intelligence communities to issue a statement to confirm whether I am telling the truth.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is ENTIRELY in keeping with what I have seen and know of Scotland. 😆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿♥️
A tweet from @Zazamyodor asking “What's an insult you'll never forget?” And then a response QT from @daynamcalpine_: waiting to get on a bus in leith, guy in front is taking ages trying to pay with his apple watch and someone else in the queue shouts 'hurry the fick up inspector gadget'
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Like, seriously— Why did we bother?
"Food isn't a human right." Holy shit, then why did we even bother developing agriculture and civilization? Are we really making enough food for everyone just to let some people starve?
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM