Dave Draeger
@davedraeger.bsky.social
Wishes he could be like David Watts. he/him
Minnesota, U.S.A.
Minnesota, U.S.A.
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PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
Ol’ Resting Smirk Face is back.
Breaking News: Don Lemon hired a veteran prosecutor who left the U.S. attorney’s office in Minnesota over the immigration crackdown.
Don Lemon Hires Federal Prosecutor Joseph H. Thompson in Minneapolis Church Protest Case
Facing charges over his role at a church protest, Mr. Lemon, a journalist, retained a veteran litigator who recently resigned from the U.S. attorney’s office in Minnesota.
nyti.ms
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Ol’ Resting Smirk Face is back.
Olympic Curling After Dark.
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Olympic Curling After Dark.
If you heard someone scream, “No, they aren’t, you dipshits!” when they teased this last night, that was me.
WCCO investigates: "Are Minneapolis protesters paid, like the Trump administration says?"
"Nobody we talked with says they're paid. And critics will say, 'of course they won't admit it.'"
youtu.be/hwuPpZ8hMXU?...
"Nobody we talked with says they're paid. And critics will say, 'of course they won't admit it.'"
youtu.be/hwuPpZ8hMXU?...
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If you heard someone scream, “No, they aren’t, you dipshits!” when they teased this last night, that was me.
Heh, but everyone knows violins and violas are the same size. Violinists’ heads are bigger.
he is, of course, substantially larger than Frank Violin
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Heh, but everyone knows violins and violas are the same size. Violinists’ heads are bigger.
I remain unconvinced that AI is the future.
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I remain unconvinced that AI is the future.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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When do the pop tarts come out?
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
When do the pop tarts come out?
“Meat and Ferments” was Marcy Playground’s first draft.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
“Meat and Ferments” was Marcy Playground’s first draft.
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Idk what bad bunny gonna do tonight but for the Super Bowl execs who are all: he should focus on what unites us & not make political statements first of all, lol, second, if he says something as anodyne as immigrants are welcome, people should think long & hard about why they think that’s “political
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Idk what bad bunny gonna do tonight but for the Super Bowl execs who are all: he should focus on what unites us & not make political statements first of all, lol, second, if he says something as anodyne as immigrants are welcome, people should think long & hard about why they think that’s “political
I thought that we, as a society, had progressed beyond it, but I guess dwarf-tossing does have its place.
"Upon becoming aware of the individual’s presence, the patron was asked to leave the premises and was escorted out by staff in accordance with venue policy to maintain a safe and orderly environment for all patrons."
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I thought that we, as a society, had progressed beyond it, but I guess dwarf-tossing does have its place.
Whoa. The KARE 11 story on San Siro stadium in Milano pulled off the rarely-attempted *quadruple* “iconic”!
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Whoa. The KARE 11 story on San Siro stadium in Milano pulled off the rarely-attempted *quadruple* “iconic”!
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what i really want are 17 films about the quarrymen
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
what i really want are 17 films about the quarrymen
How has this guy made it nearly eight decades without getting his lights punched out?
President Trump posted a blatantly racist video clip of Barack Obama and Michelle Obama as apes, the latest in a long pattern by Trump of promoting offensive stereotypes about Black Americans and others. The White House press secretary dismissed criticism as “fake outrage.”
Trump Shares Video Portraying the Obamas as Apes
The White House press secretary dismissed criticism of the clip’s racist content, shared by the president’s Truth Social account, as “fake outrage.”
nyti.ms
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
How has this guy made it nearly eight decades without getting his lights punched out?
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NVIDIA: Addicts I supply stealing and pawning their grandmother's silver and kids' athletic trophies is appropriate and necessary
Nvidia CEO Huang: Massive AI CapEx is appropriate and necessary. $NVDA $GOOGL $AMZN $META
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
NVIDIA: Addicts I supply stealing and pawning their grandmother's silver and kids' athletic trophies is appropriate and necessary
The bartender said, “He comes back and brings a friend, and the friend brings a friend, and suddenly you’ve got a Nazi bar.”
“Upon becoming aware of the individual’s presence, the patron was asked to leave the premises and was escorted out by staff in accordance with venue policy to maintain a safe and orderly environment for all patrons,” the venue said. lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The bartender said, “He comes back and brings a friend, and the friend brings a friend, and suddenly you’ve got a Nazi bar.”
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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an unamerican reject
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
an unamerican reject
Mike Max just informed us that the Loons will be having a press conference tomorrow to announce the signing of James Rodriguez, pronouncing “James” exactly like you knew he would.
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Mike Max just informed us that the Loons will be having a press conference tomorrow to announce the signing of James Rodriguez, pronouncing “James” exactly like you knew he would.
At first, I’m thinking “Who the hell lets someone jab a hypodermic into his junk?” and then I remember these dudes strap boards on their feet and slide down a chute and off a cliff.
Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.
www.bbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
At first, I’m thinking “Who the hell lets someone jab a hypodermic into his junk?” and then I remember these dudes strap boards on their feet and slide down a chute and off a cliff.
Cool. The dipshit trap worked.
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Cool. The dipshit trap worked.
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Dems need to demand a ban on ICE at polling places and no ICE operations in run up to election before agreeing to any DHS funding
Q: Bannon recently said 'we're gonna have ICE surround the polls come November.' Is that something the president is considering?
LEAVITT: I can't guarantee an ICE agent won't be around a polling location, but what I can tell you is I haven't heard the president discuss any formal plans
LEAVITT: I can't guarantee an ICE agent won't be around a polling location, but what I can tell you is I haven't heard the president discuss any formal plans
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Dems need to demand a ban on ICE at polling places and no ICE operations in run up to election before agreeing to any DHS funding
To borrow a line from Arthur Dent, this is obviously some strange use of the word “success” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
a movie no one wanted that cost exponentially more than it made is a weird success metric but apparently numbers are woke now
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
To borrow a line from Arthur Dent, this is obviously some strange use of the word “success” that I wasn’t previously aware of.