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molly priddy
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most dogs like me.
twin cities, minnesota.
i believe the luge was created for the speed and adrenaline.

but the double luge? that had to have been horniness.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
pam bondi and kash patel have the same tell when they’re lying and it’s that they start screaming and shaking like babies
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
why is jared kushner involved in official state business at all
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
there’s a federal incursion happening in my town so no, i haven’t been following the 3 days of maga talking points about why they hated a football halftime show they purportedly didn’t even watch
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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sigh
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
saw my dad at scheel’s in eden prairie over the weekend, which was odd because my dad died in 2023.

stopped in the middle of the parking lot to stare at him, poor guy whoever he was. kind of wish i’d said something.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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"Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another," says the man responsible—directly or indirectly—for like 90% of the sad things that happened in the past year.
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
yeah i feel like so many people do not understand the severity of what this kid just endured
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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We’ve been following Leqaa Kordia’s case for some time, and the updates has been growing worse. Lawmakers were not allowed to visit her last month.

Now her lawyers cannot find her.
When Texas lawmakers tried to visit 33-year-old “political prisoner” Leqaa Kordia at an ICE facility, she’d already lost 50 pounds and was running a high fever.

By Friday, she was hospitalized. But her family still has not been able to locate her.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/09/l...
‘Political Prisoner’ Leqaa Kordia Has Been Hospitalized, DHS Says. After Calling 16 Hospitals, Her Lawyers Say They Can't Find Her.
The Columbia University protester had a fever when lawmakers tried to visit her last month — and her health is declining fast.
thebarbedwire.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
spent my lunch hour crying while watching videos of other people crying while watching the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
torn about my perfect angels the Sleigh Bells having a song on a weight-loss drug commercial but also, get that money, angels
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
these guys are reaganites.

centrists are just republicans who demand better PR.
Ezra Klein's Abundance movement is getting some backup: A new political group is urging Democrats to embrace "pro-growth," deregulatory policies with an eye toward 2028, according to plans first shared with Axios.
Exclusive: Centrist Dems strike back with new group
It's the latest effort by moderate Democrats to shape national politics and expand their influence.
www.axios.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
ring’s find lost dogs schtick is so sinister
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
has a kicker ever been the super bowl mvp
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
so… the game part of this game is pretty boring.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
one side effect of the government starting a civil war in your town is it makes identifying the good men so much easier.
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
the Epstein Class hates Bad Bunny.

the Epstein Class hates the NFL.

the Epstein Class hates Olympians.

the Epstein Class hates private homeowners.

the Epstein Class hates the Second Amendment.

the Epstein Class hates the First Amendment.

the Epstein Class LOVES the fifth amendment.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”

Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
one day my therapist said “ready isn’t a feeling, it’s a choice.” and i was like ok brutal, emily, wow, then started that night.
I cannot stress this enough: you want to write a book? Write it. Do it now. Don’t wait. There is never a perfect time and you don’t need anyone’s permission. There are always dragons ahead. Not to be dark, but the cliff awaits. Write it in scraps, in voice notes, in a crappy notebook...
February 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
it’s like none of you have seen men in black and know we’re just inside universe marbles, hello
Excited to report that every answer to "I know the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into" is giving me an existential crisis

Are the astrophysicists all right

Are you guys all right out there

Is this normal for you
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.

To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM