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molly priddy
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most dogs seem to like me.
twin cities, minnesota.
streaming service: we know you love getting your money’s worth…

me: oh no

streaming service: so we’re increasing your monthly payment…

me: what else what else

streaming service: …and adding value with our new AI benefits!

me: there it is.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i love when women are gay
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
shoutout to the mouse in my basement who cleaned three traps of peanut butter before getting caught; a true champ.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
just let the vikings go home after 3 quarters. it’s mean making them finish this game.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“No one has benefited more and suffered less from the government than the inhabitants of Silicon Valley…I always wondered, Why are they so mad?”

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i knew adults were stupid when i was a kid bc they’d explain things like HOAs and i’d be like “that sounds bad” and they’d be like well what are ya gonna do and i’d be like “…not do what a stranger tells me?” and they were like just wait til you get older but now im 40 and it’s still stupid!
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The Trump DOJ played down the risk of deploying the National Guard to DC, despite warnings, and now one of them is dead. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i do not care about holly wheeler in stranger things and i think focusing on a randomly up-aged girl who said 3 lines in 4 seasons is annoying
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
driving down the one hill in st. paul minnesota blasting “in the meantime” by spacehog
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i’m “just had a box of local beeswax delivered so i can refill my favorite candles” years old
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
hahahaha holy shit the vikings are so bad! the coaching is bad! the qb is bad! the fan experience is bad!
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
acab includes zooptopia, i’ll never forgive disney for turning their fox hero from robin hood into a cop
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ear infections as an adult are excruciating and humbling and i feel so badly for kids who get them and don’t have language to explain why they’re so cranky
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
only thing worse than a super painful inner-ear pimple is finding
out there’s no pimple at all and it’s an ear infection
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
men living to impress the worst of their kind will doom the rest of us
It's so obvious if you've ever spent 10 mins around stereotypical young men. Their number one concern is not being seen as a pussy, so when somebody makes an antisemitic joke nobody can say 'that's not cool'. That means that genuine antisemites get to set the agenda and nobody can push back.
No, the neo-Nazism of young Republican staffers is not driven by economic anxiety

www.vox.com/politics/468...
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
so many parents are going to watch the new frankenstein and just… not get it
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
the raven in my brain forces me to keep and covet blue glass
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Could a quote possibly be more on the nose for Bari, the Ellisons, the Trump movement, or this whole era in American life than "what's the point of standards"? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM