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Sarcastic GenX crone in Minnesota. Likes: cheese, MST3K, playing with words, watching women's basketball, my queer kids, your queer kids. Dislikes: lima beans, ennui, TERFs.
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Now is the time to reveal my true form: Baba Yaga
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The men of the NBA get about 40% of total revenue.
Women are asking for 27.5% of total revenue.

This statement by the WNBA is simply not believable.
They need to explain clearly how a share of revenue below anything the men of the NBA have ever received would result in huge losses.
In a statement provided to ESPN, a WNBA spox calls the WNBPA's proposal "unrealistic & would cause hundreds of millions of dollars of losses for our teams. We... are running out of time. We believe the WNBA’s proposal would result in a huge win for current players & generations to come.”
February 18, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Still waiting for this to be explained to me. Educate me!
What is with all the drones in the burbs at night? Have they always been there and we haven't seen them? Is it 🧊? If so, what are they doing? Mansplain it to me.
February 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Some of y'all didn't raise kids who watched A Bug's Life over and over again and it shows
February 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
What is with all the drones in the burbs at night? Have they always been there and we haven't seen them? Is it 🧊? If so, what are they doing? Mansplain it to me.
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I don't know anything about this Mr Minneapolis business but I do know I am well on my way to being the Baba Yaga of Anoka
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Empire Builder running right on time this AM!
February 17, 2026 at 1:27 PM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation:
February 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Y'all may have heard about the incident last week where ICE agents pretended to have car trouble to lure someone from his house so they could abduct him. Here is the GoFundMe for his family. www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...
Donate to Support the Flores Family in Crisis, organized by Dionisia Leyva
Our family is going through one of the most painful and uncertain moments of our li… Dionisia Leyva needs your support for Support the Flores Family in Crisis
www.gofundme.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
On a meeting this AM that is literally Waiting for Godot
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm struggling with the tension between "don't trust the feds or let your guard down" and "what the evidence actually indicates is everyone is just driving in circles being paranoid and not seeing any agents"
February 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
The only bad thing about going to Costco an hour before closing is the AT&T cell phone salespeople are absolutely FERAL. One almost chased me down the aisle.
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Another big wreck involving 🧊 this afternoon on 252 in BP/BC. Much professional, very safety
February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Empire Builder running almost on time this morning!
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Apparently they had some helicopter credits to burn before they left town and they're using them in the North and west burbs
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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My Girl Scouts from East St Paul want to sell cookies this year! They plan on using the money earned to make care packages for those sheltering at home. This is going to be an incredibly difficult season. Please help our scrappy troop help others and go to camp this summer.
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This is what's happening in my area
"Why handcuff him right away?": Witness questions ICE tactics

Federal agents followed a car off the highway north of Anoka on Wednesday morning and briefly detained a Latino man and woman before letting them go, according to witnesses.
'Why handcuff him right away?' Witness questions ICE tactics
“They ripped him right out of his car,” a witness said. “He didn't get to pull out ID or nothing. They ripped his door open and handcuffed him immediately.”
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February 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
As an indicator of how much this has grown, there was an alert yesterday for "Corcoran" and I immediately relayed it to the far west burbs. After some confusion I finally realized it was for the Corcoran neighborhood in Minneapolis.
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Post a tree you photographed
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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In Dublin last year, an annoying interviewer demanded of me: “Your country has been overtaken by fascists. Why are you smiling?” I was too jetlagged to have a sensible answer so I said, “I’m smiling because I have a knife between my teeth.” The knife might look like this:
Auspicious Omens and Excellent Insubordination
I started this out as a letter to a friend who's feeling down about where we as a nation are at in this moment, and I am still learning how this newsletter thing works so thought I could use the newsl...
www.meditationsinanemergency.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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They crush the local economy, deplete city budgets, illegally withhold congressionally allocated funds. In exchange we get masked Texans running wild in the streets, paid for with tax money that was supposed to be used on our healthcare. Thank you to our federal partners.
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
As someone who lives in an exurb, I can tell you there are a lot of us who are not okay with it and are doing everything we can to protect our neighbors. Please don't write us off - we could use your help in lots of ways.
If the local population and police are OK with it then there is nothing we can do about it.
When the towns shrink and businesses don't have employees then we can say "told ya so". But that is about it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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this is so joyful and beautiful, like how could you look at this and hate it
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Now they're ordering books on the pitfalls of liberal identity politics and the need to dismantle racial capitalism ❤️
Observers in the community chat are learning what "ACAB" means - one finally admitted they had to google it, and others said they did too.

So many normies (myself included) are expanding their horizons as part of this.
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"What do you want them to DO."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“Did you call 911?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“No.”
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Yup. Breaking windows and dragging people from cars.
Ice is being very aggressive with arresting observers this afternoon.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM