Dave Draeger
@davedraeger.bsky.social
Wishes he could be like David Watts. he/him
Minnesota, U.S.A.
Minnesota, U.S.A.
Love that the NHL app shows a little Zamboni next to the intermission countdown.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Love that the NHL app shows a little Zamboni next to the intermission countdown.
Subset where Side 1, Track 1 on their debut album is so perfect that everything else in the band’s catalog is downhill (though not *steeply* downhill) from there: Son Volt - Windfall
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Subset where Side 1, Track 1 on their debut album is so perfect that everything else in the band’s catalog is downhill (though not *steeply* downhill) from there: Son Volt - Windfall
Love NE Ohio greaseball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Love NE Ohio greaseball pics.
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
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Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
Yes, apple pie and key lime pie are bad. Hand me those slices and I will (ahem) dispose of them properly.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Yes, apple pie and key lime pie are bad. Hand me those slices and I will (ahem) dispose of them properly.
I’d have Mark Harmon make and star in a Christy Mathewson biopic.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’d have Mark Harmon make and star in a Christy Mathewson biopic.
“Rt. 440, Jersey City (Nr. Two Guys)”
Merged with Three Guys a few years later and the rest is history.
Merged with Three Guys a few years later and the rest is history.
* In the early 1980s, the actor Mickey Rooney opened a restaurant (two, actually) called "Weene World," which specialized in hamburger-shaped hot dogs. It was...eccentric. And short-lived.
(And, yes, "Weene," not "Weenie." Reasons unclear!)
Please read this whole menu:
(And, yes, "Weene," not "Weenie." Reasons unclear!)
Please read this whole menu:
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“Rt. 440, Jersey City (Nr. Two Guys)”
Merged with Three Guys a few years later and the rest is history.
Merged with Three Guys a few years later and the rest is history.
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Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family.
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
1. Everyone pees before we go.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
1. Everyone pees before we go.
2. “ “ “ every time we stop.
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2. “ “ “ every time we stop.
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Thank you for your service, Keith.
winter of '95 my roommate and I were stuck in SeaTac and got interviewed for one of those pieces, we were drunk off whiskey that I'd smuggled past security in a Snapple bottle and we kept calling the reporter the wrong name, also we saw legendary Seattle rocker Tad in a Santa hat that night
I love holiday weeks. Send a reporter to the airport: “It’s busy, and going to be busier as the weekend progresses. There’s bad weather somewhere that’ll cause flight delays and cancellations.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Thank you for your service, Keith.
I love holiday weeks. Send a reporter to the airport: “It’s busy, and going to be busier as the weekend progresses. There’s bad weather somewhere that’ll cause flight delays and cancellations.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love holiday weeks. Send a reporter to the airport: “It’s busy, and going to be busier as the weekend progresses. There’s bad weather somewhere that’ll cause flight delays and cancellations.”
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Two things can be true:
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Two things can be true:
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
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As we all know, men in suits never treat people like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
As we all know, men in suits never treat people like shit.
(Jack Frost. Montage of sunrises and roosters crowing.)
Man, Peter must be walkin' around denyin' everybody this morning.
Man, Peter must be walkin' around denyin' everybody this morning.
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
(Jack Frost. Montage of sunrises and roosters crowing.)
Man, Peter must be walkin' around denyin' everybody this morning.
Man, Peter must be walkin' around denyin' everybody this morning.
Dammit.
(puts a piece of tape over webcam)
(puts a piece of tape over webcam)
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dammit.
(puts a piece of tape over webcam)
(puts a piece of tape over webcam)
The feed sometimes…😳
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The feed sometimes…😳
Your first musical event went quite well, Heights Coffee Bar.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Your first musical event went quite well, Heights Coffee Bar.
Nice start on a mullet. Needs more “party in the back”.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Nice start on a mullet. Needs more “party in the back”.
So many flags being thrown in this Gophers/Wildcats game that some of these officials may require Tommy John surgery.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So many flags being thrown in this Gophers/Wildcats game that some of these officials may require Tommy John surgery.
Pete Davidson consulting Alexa on what he should call himself isn’t really selling me on the benefits of AI.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pete Davidson consulting Alexa on what he should call himself isn’t really selling me on the benefits of AI.
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When I’m walking down the street jonesing for a donut
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When I’m walking down the street jonesing for a donut
Meet you any place…
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Meet you any place…
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."