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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account
& Titus Forever
& Titus Forever
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My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
You have been visited by THE SNACK GOBLIN
January 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You have been visited by THE SNACK GOBLIN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
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Staying hydrated would be easier if everything I swallow didn’t feel like a few small knives
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Staying hydrated would be easier if everything I swallow didn’t feel like a few small knives
Took off my smart watch because it was stressing me the fuck out
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Took off my smart watch because it was stressing me the fuck out
Last night I felt truly terrible, sessions bad as I did with the flu, but at least with the flu I could sleep. This crap has rewired my brain so I’m sorta restlessly dozing for 30 mins at a time in between blowing my nose
January 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Last night I felt truly terrible, sessions bad as I did with the flu, but at least with the flu I could sleep. This crap has rewired my brain so I’m sorta restlessly dozing for 30 mins at a time in between blowing my nose
100.6 fever baby and that’s with ibuprofen in my system
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
100.6 fever baby and that’s with ibuprofen in my system
I do not want to share how I almost died but I will say the story ends with my mom screaming at a lifeguard at fenwick island state park
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I do not want to share how I almost died but I will say the story ends with my mom screaming at a lifeguard at fenwick island state park
Who unleashed an army of stabbing gnomes inside my body
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Who unleashed an army of stabbing gnomes inside my body
Now let Jürgen play @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social @talkinghat.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Now let Jürgen play @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social @talkinghat.bsky.social
I would love to play video games right now but I bet getting my heart rate elevated while I hit bad guys with a sword is probably not the best idea
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I would love to play video games right now but I bet getting my heart rate elevated while I hit bad guys with a sword is probably not the best idea
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Sorry to be the only person posting normal stuff today but I do want you all to know Bep is playing with these little stuffies of a baseball, basketball, and football and declaring repeatedly that he is “going to jungle these balls”
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Sorry to be the only person posting normal stuff today but I do want you all to know Bep is playing with these little stuffies of a baseball, basketball, and football and declaring repeatedly that he is “going to jungle these balls”
Hey chat is it normal to feel like I’ve been run over by Dom Toretto’s 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T?
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Hey chat is it normal to feel like I’ve been run over by Dom Toretto’s 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T?
Anyone want to rip my throat out bec I think it would be an improvement on how it feels right now
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Anyone want to rip my throat out bec I think it would be an improvement on how it feels right now
We took the tree down today and I hate it
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We took the tree down today and I hate it
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finally got a text from walgreeps saying they're "working on processing" my prescription, and then asking if i'd like it filled now, or later
now's good, considering my eye hurts
who wants their MEDICINE later?! it's MEDICINE
now's good, considering my eye hurts
who wants their MEDICINE later?! it's MEDICINE
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
finally got a text from walgreeps saying they're "working on processing" my prescription, and then asking if i'd like it filled now, or later
now's good, considering my eye hurts
who wants their MEDICINE later?! it's MEDICINE
now's good, considering my eye hurts
who wants their MEDICINE later?! it's MEDICINE
Not Walgreens texting me asking me if I wan my prescription filled now
Nah dawg I wanna wait for my medicine. The medicine that’s gonna make me feel better. I wanna wait awhile.
Nah dawg I wanna wait for my medicine. The medicine that’s gonna make me feel better. I wanna wait awhile.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Not Walgreens texting me asking me if I wan my prescription filled now
Nah dawg I wanna wait for my medicine. The medicine that’s gonna make me feel better. I wanna wait awhile.
Nah dawg I wanna wait for my medicine. The medicine that’s gonna make me feel better. I wanna wait awhile.
my telehealth appointment disconnected in the middle of the call, that's probably a good sign right?
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
my telehealth appointment disconnected in the middle of the call, that's probably a good sign right?
Me: man 2025 sucked
2026: hi bich, enjoy war and covid
2026: hi bich, enjoy war and covid
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Me: man 2025 sucked
2026: hi bich, enjoy war and covid
2026: hi bich, enjoy war and covid
I feel sooooo much worse than yesterday omg
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I feel sooooo much worse than yesterday omg
I did it, I watched all of Stranger Things, I needed to know what happened
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I did it, I watched all of Stranger Things, I needed to know what happened
Chadwick? More like Sadwick bec we took all the ornaments off the tree
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Chadwick? More like Sadwick bec we took all the ornaments off the tree