Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
my philosophical evolution in 7 steps, and yours?:
1. Camus
2. Sartre
3. Nietzsche
4. James
5. Mill
6. Rawls
7. Kant
[and yes, I know this list makes no sense]
1. Camus
2. Sartre
3. Nietzsche
4. James
5. Mill
6. Rawls
7. Kant
[and yes, I know this list makes no sense]
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
my philosophical evolution in 7 steps, and yours?:
1. Camus
2. Sartre
3. Nietzsche
4. James
5. Mill
6. Rawls
7. Kant
[and yes, I know this list makes no sense]
1. Camus
2. Sartre
3. Nietzsche
4. James
5. Mill
6. Rawls
7. Kant
[and yes, I know this list makes no sense]
let’s put a moratorium on the sculder and mully stuff
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
let’s put a moratorium on the sculder and mully stuff
doing a PowerPoint presentation for open mic night
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
doing a PowerPoint presentation for open mic night
folks who knew Gordon Lightfoot said he could be very heavy handed 🤷♀️
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
folks who knew Gordon Lightfoot said he could be very heavy handed 🤷♀️
jeez, stopped at the Finnish Bistro this morning for coffee and the poor fellow ahead of me ordered a glass of beer (which he clutched with trembling hands and gulped down in less than 5 minutes)
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
jeez, stopped at the Finnish Bistro this morning for coffee and the poor fellow ahead of me ordered a glass of beer (which he clutched with trembling hands and gulped down in less than 5 minutes)
lord, help us please
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
lord, help us please
still thinking about this
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
still thinking about this
How I enter a room
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How I enter a room
If you’re a guy in your 20’s,
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If you’re a guy in your 20’s,
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
Read this book,
Go into debt if you have to.
talked to a young man at the coffee shop yesterday, he said Thomas Merton was “sick” and apparently that’s good?
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
talked to a young man at the coffee shop yesterday, he said Thomas Merton was “sick” and apparently that’s good?
been getting into mid-period Rutles lately
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
been getting into mid-period Rutles lately
wait, isn’t this also Area 51?
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
wait, isn’t this also Area 51?
it’s pronounced “Hamblet”
‘HAMNET’ author Maggie O’Farrell is visiting book stores across Los Angeles this Saturday.
The book crawl ends with a special Q&A with O’Farrell and director Chloé Zhao. Full details below.
The book crawl ends with a special Q&A with O’Farrell and director Chloé Zhao. Full details below.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
it’s pronounced “Hamblet”
heading to the twin cities book festival
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
heading to the twin cities book festival
a remake of My Dinner with Andre but it’s just two dudes vibin’
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
a remake of My Dinner with Andre but it’s just two dudes vibin’
is it ok to say “funnily enough”?
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
is it ok to say “funnily enough”?
my childhood library is an Arby’s
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
my childhood library is an Arby’s
who’s that again? 🤷♀️
"UFO" by UFOs
Album: "UFO (Single)"
Time: 12:20 pm
Album: "UFO (Single)"
Time: 12:20 pm
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
who’s that again? 🤷♀️
for whom the vibes toll
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
for whom the vibes toll
once upset an english professor by calling it “The Beowulf” 🤷♀️
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
once upset an english professor by calling it “The Beowulf” 🤷♀️
suggestion: Hüsker Dü’s “Turn On the News"
Unpopular opinion: The TPT Almanac program needs to new theme song.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
suggestion: Hüsker Dü’s “Turn On the News"
The Replacements biopic needs a post-credit scene where Paul and Kurt Cobain silently share an elevator ride and quietly wander off in different directions
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Replacements biopic needs a post-credit scene where Paul and Kurt Cobain silently share an elevator ride and quietly wander off in different directions
is decaf tea socially acceptable?
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
is decaf tea socially acceptable?
real girl groups have rarely been tried
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
real girl groups have rarely been tried