Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
the criterion channel but it’s all silent films
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
the criterion channel but it’s all silent films
SCOTUS rules 6-3 that —
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
SCOTUS rules 6-3 that —
chevy chase is the donald trump of comedy
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
chevy chase is the donald trump of comedy
like Agnes Shakespeare, I too am a spritely woodland creature full of powerful earth magic
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
like Agnes Shakespeare, I too am a spritely woodland creature full of powerful earth magic
bigfoot bardot sounds like a character in a thomas pynchon novel
bigfoot bardot is that anything?
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
bigfoot bardot sounds like a character in a thomas pynchon novel
is this cringe?
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
is this cringe?
changing my name to Tuppence Pennyworth
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
changing my name to Tuppence Pennyworth
maggie bought a new snowblower!
did she buy the $2,000 fusion-powered Jet-Electro version? or did she buy the $100 Fisher-Price version that runs on AA batteries?
Fisher-Price, baby, all the way!
did she buy the $2,000 fusion-powered Jet-Electro version? or did she buy the $100 Fisher-Price version that runs on AA batteries?
Fisher-Price, baby, all the way!
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
maggie bought a new snowblower!
did she buy the $2,000 fusion-powered Jet-Electro version? or did she buy the $100 Fisher-Price version that runs on AA batteries?
Fisher-Price, baby, all the way!
did she buy the $2,000 fusion-powered Jet-Electro version? or did she buy the $100 Fisher-Price version that runs on AA batteries?
Fisher-Price, baby, all the way!
bigfoot bardot is that anything?
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
bigfoot bardot is that anything?
i refuse to believe “chaotic good” and “chaotic bad” are real things
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i refuse to believe “chaotic good” and “chaotic bad” are real things
i want a tiny geddy lee to float around me all day
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i want a tiny geddy lee to float around me all day
you win a prize if you can sit thru the entirety of this
youtu.be/NTfZshkNZRw?...
youtu.be/NTfZshkNZRw?...
The Mike Flowers Pops - Wonderwall (Official Video)
YouTube video by London Records
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
you win a prize if you can sit thru the entirety of this
youtu.be/NTfZshkNZRw?...
youtu.be/NTfZshkNZRw?...
are fans of Hozier called HozeHeads?
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
are fans of Hozier called HozeHeads?
my energy going into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
my energy going into 2026
i didn’t know mary lucia’s brother was in a band!
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i didn’t know mary lucia’s brother was in a band!
get your nitro on
December 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
get your nitro on
how your posts find me
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
how your posts find me
R.E.M. Speedwagon
ruin two bands by combining them:
led zeppelinxs
led zeppelinxs
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
R.E.M. Speedwagon
tyler durden to taylor dearden pipeline
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
tyler durden to taylor dearden pipeline
can’t sing, can’t play guitar 😝
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
can’t sing, can’t play guitar 😝