Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.
sisters named Twyla and Zona
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a striped curtain and says this is the twilight zone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a striped curtain and says this is the twilight zone
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
sisters named Twyla and Zona
hello, 1303 followers
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
hello, 1303 followers
i am ride or die with mister jj mccartney!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i am ride or die with mister jj mccartney!
i think i could play in the nfl
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i think i could play in the nfl
undermining our capitalist overlords aka working from home aka i’ll work when i’m in the mood today
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
undermining our capitalist overlords aka working from home aka i’ll work when i’m in the mood today
i don’t respond to “may i meet you” but i do respond to "aymay Iway eetmay ouyay"
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i don’t respond to “may i meet you” but i do respond to "aymay Iway eetmay ouyay"
at 1300 followers, i’ll post shoulder
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
at 1300 followers, i’ll post shoulder
ok, wait, the vikings coaches are named KFC and Flo??
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ok, wait, the vikings coaches are named KFC and Flo??
when dude on social media asks me if the vikings should use a hybridized scheme that fuses wide-zone run geometry, modular pass concepts, and a quasi-scientific exploitation of the Bears’ pattern-matching rules.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
when dude on social media asks me if the vikings should use a hybridized scheme that fuses wide-zone run geometry, modular pass concepts, and a quasi-scientific exploitation of the Bears’ pattern-matching rules.
rock on, mister jj mccartney!
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
rock on, mister jj mccartney!
maybe Frankenstein *was* the real monster 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
maybe Frankenstein *was* the real monster 🤔
we lost something when guys like walter matthau stopped getting cast in romcoms
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
we lost something when guys like walter matthau stopped getting cast in romcoms
dua lipa faith? is that anything?
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
dua lipa faith? is that anything?
new band name: bent affleck?
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
new band name: bent affleck?
if i didn't know better, i'd say our legal, financial, tech, political, media, and academic elites are pretty you know, corrupt
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
if i didn't know better, i'd say our legal, financial, tech, political, media, and academic elites are pretty you know, corrupt
maybe he needs to focus on his health and well-being
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
maybe he needs to focus on his health and well-being
read this as "Megadeth"??
Magdalith - La naissance [France, Folk, Avant-Garde] (1973)
https://redd.it/i3hdrr
https://youtu.be/kNnOUHPIbds
https://redd.it/i3hdrr
https://youtu.be/kNnOUHPIbds
Magdalith - La naissance [France, Folk, Avant-Garde] (1973)
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
read this as "Megadeth"??
getting started early
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
getting started early
MTG positioning herself to knock off JDV in 2028?
Trump says he’s withdrawing his support for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
“…I can't take a ranting Lunatic's call every day.”
“She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors.”
“…I can't take a ranting Lunatic's call every day.”
“She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
MTG positioning herself to knock off JDV in 2028?
what’s the deal with that commercial with steve carrell and john krasinkski? looks like ai
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
what’s the deal with that commercial with steve carrell and john krasinkski? looks like ai