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DataShade
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I am not Bob the Angry Flower. I am not a content creator. I am a normie-adjacent weirdo with a lifelong lucky streak of falling into the social orbit of talented and amazing people.

Ok, fine: "reply guy"
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Please remember the initial claim was that Trump wasn’t in the files at all
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I am well aware that they are and will continue to do massive damage to this country

but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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This is could well be a historic midterm for Democrats.

Don’t waste it on centrists who won’t come through when it matters. Run vocal progressives.

You won’t end Trumpism without anti-corruption crusaders and warriors for social and economic justice who believe in taxes & big, universal programs.
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I dreamed of days like this
lol absolutely delightful
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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I hope there is a hell only so Dersh burns in it for all eternity but they were suing each other and this is what negotiating a public settlement statement looks like. It was not a secret that Giuffre's statement was scripted. So was his, when he simultaneously dropped the defamation claim.
To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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The forums on the darknet markets where people sell drugs and credit card numbers are moderated.
I sometimes genuinely do wish people could have the experience of seeing what gets reported and taken down so they could viscerally understand what an unmoderated space on the internet looks like, because however bad you can imagine it is, the reality is far worse.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Trump sloppy toppy alleged in Epstein copy
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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i looked at this earlier and the article is very careful not to say what actually happened but if you know history and you know this administration it is impossible not to assume programatic eugenics and anyone involved in programatic eugenics should not be allowed to see the sun ever again
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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accusing donald trump of being gay with putin: boorish, tinged with homophobia

saying donald trump sucked bill clinton off: ok to find funny as it actually happened
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I’m the normie whisperer who believes that people who get belligerently drunk at sports games are getting drunk off stadium beer
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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between Michael Wolff and the Nuzzi stuff, this might be the most embarrassing week for the beltway media in the last 2 weeks
It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Get white men to understand they have an identity and have done nothing but talk to us about their identities and how to politically and culturally accommodate their identities for all of history challenge: impossible
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I’d never have the temerity to say this warrants Louvre of Bluesky treatment but
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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just out there shopping, taking advantage of what everybody’s calling the Epstein Rollback
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I like that Pope Bob wakes up every morning and asks himself how he can kick the American Vice President in the dick
NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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we all owe bernie an apology
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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My girlfriend goes by it/its pronouns, and the transition to this has really opened my eyes about a lot of people I considered "friends" even though, it turns out, they think the possessive of "it" has an apostrophe
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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remember kids, "What Would Jesus Do?" includes "kick over a bunch of tables while screaming and waving a whip around"
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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starting a rumor that these are also the missing Clinton emails
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM