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DataShade
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I am not Bob the Angry Flower. I am not a content creator. I am a normie-adjacent weirdo with a lifelong lucky streak of falling into the social orbit of talented and amazing people.

Ok, fine: "reply guy"
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Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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people will say the framers never could have predicted this, but that's not true at all, they absolutely *did* expect someone like trump, they thought congress would *stop* him, and they thought they made that clear
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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At some point you'd think all those Fraternal Orders of Police would say "this is demeaning to the vital work we do, part of which is respecting people's rights" but that's not going to happen because they agree with him, to them the job is being a thin-skinned bully and shooting people.
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"

Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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brunch moms talkin' to i.c.e. like, "i will drink a mimosa from your skull if you don't get the fuck out of my city"
the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Related to this, if the next president is a Democrat, they shouldn't ask for the gifts back. Hire the plane reposessor to take the plane. Freeze any bank account that might have a gift in it. Send in the FBI to get the gold bars. Etc.
I’ll say it for the millionth time but we need to make section 1983 apply to federal officers because Bivens is useless and need to get rid of prosecutorial immunity. These people should be financially ruined at the very least for these bullshit investigations.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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we have been way too tolerant of cowards: we should be demanding that far more people in power who claim to be against the murderous evil of MAGA meet the standard currently being demonstrated by Jerome Fucking Powell
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
>Look at Crunchyroll's 2026 Simulcasts
>See show about a guy and his daughter having heartwarming fantasy adventures
>Ask commenters: birthrate propaganda or pedophile apologia
>They don't understand
>Is it sick or trying to make having kids look cool
>"It's a good show sir"
>Looks inside
>Pedo shit
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Emanuel was either the worst mistake Obama ever made or the purest expression of his actual politics. You decide.
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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there are sandwich guys everywhere for those with eyes to see
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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It's been 23 days since Pam Bondi broke the law in not releasing all the Epstein files.
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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ICE totaled this car, abducted a woman, and then left it in the middle of Snelling Avenue, one of the busiest streets in the Twin Cities.

This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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what normie liberals need to understand is that 2024 was a rejection of lesser evilism, and their continued support of a lesser evil will result in more of what we're now seeing.

what aspiring d politicians need to understand is we aren't doing lesser evil anymore, so you're gonna have to get good
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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i desperately need you to understand that they don't need excuses. they aren't provoking us into creating a justification, they are systematically chipping away at us so we will be too weak to fight back when we finally realize there is no other option
January 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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absolutely incredible
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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once again: ICE is operating as if they have a general warrant, the specific type of warrant the founders were most concerned about when drafting the 4th Amendment
Not remotely legal. Minnesota needs to arrest these thugs breaking down doors right now, before they start grabbing even more power
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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"FUCK" was definitely the word of the day. In at least two languages.
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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I can't watch a goddamn football game without the Federal Reserve declaring war on the President?
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Add Josh Byrne to represent the Bandits and you've got Josh Voltron
Josh Allen, Josh Doan, Josh Norris, Josh Dunne, Sabres and Bills combine to form the Joshtice League
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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The sign on Kristi Noem's podium reads "One of ours, all of yours." The reader will recall that this was a fascist rallying cry in the Spanish Civil War. What it means is that one of "our" people is worth all of "your" people.
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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there's a desperation to slam the lid shut on our teetering democratic system. theres an urgency because they fear, probably correctly, that their existence has become such that a society of free people can no longer tolerate them. it's their pile of money or us, and they're choosing their money
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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I don’t know if they killed him or not, but he appears limp and unconscious as they carry him away. According to Reddit, this took place at the “Speedway on Snelling and Portland in St. Paul.”

Does anyone have any information about the man’s identity or condition?
Not sure but ICE might have killed someone else just now
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM