Todd Alcott
@toddalcott.bsky.social
Graphic artist, erstwhile screenwriter, dude with cats
The Electorate: WE WANT PROGRESSIVES!!!
Chuck Schumer: I'm not hearing a lot of dollar signs here
Chuck Schumer: I'm not hearing a lot of dollar signs here
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Electorate: WE WANT PROGRESSIVES!!!
Chuck Schumer: I'm not hearing a lot of dollar signs here
Chuck Schumer: I'm not hearing a lot of dollar signs here
It's not just that Schumer is weak, it's that he's complicit. He hates his constituents and wishes they'd just leave him alone to make deals for the corporations he represents. After the clearest mandate to DO SOMETHING ever seen in modern times, he sold out the entire country.
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It's not just that Schumer is weak, it's that he's complicit. He hates his constituents and wishes they'd just leave him alone to make deals for the corporations he represents. After the clearest mandate to DO SOMETHING ever seen in modern times, he sold out the entire country.
Me as a young man: Boy, it's crazy how leftists hate centrists more than conservatives
Me today: Oh, now I get it
Me today: Oh, now I get it
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Me as a young man: Boy, it's crazy how leftists hate centrists more than conservatives
Me today: Oh, now I get it
Me today: Oh, now I get it
When I die, my family has my permission to pose my body in the casket with my hands clawing at the lid, just to freak out some future archaeologist
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When I die, my family has my permission to pose my body in the casket with my hands clawing at the lid, just to freak out some future archaeologist
Some vintage idiocy:
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Some vintage idiocy:
Afflicting frat houses everywhere:
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Afflicting frat houses everywhere:
Sorry, been listening to the new Dylan album a lot
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sorry, been listening to the new Dylan album a lot
BREAKING: Mamdani's appointment of Doug Fieger to General Counsel adds to speculation that he will impose Sharona Law in NYC
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
BREAKING: Mamdani's appointment of Doug Fieger to General Counsel adds to speculation that he will impose Sharona Law in NYC
Predator: Badlands is certainly an imaginative adaptation of a Springsteen song
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Predator: Badlands is certainly an imaginative adaptation of a Springsteen song
Reposted by Todd Alcott
Harold D. Craft Jr.'s 1970 PhD thesis, "Radio Observations of the Pulse Profiles and Dispersion Measures of Twelve Pulsars".
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I am getting some Unknown Pleasure from this....
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I am getting some Unknown Pleasure from this....
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Harold D. Craft Jr.'s 1970 PhD thesis, "Radio Observations of the Pulse Profiles and Dispersion Measures of Twelve Pulsars".
Page 215
I am getting some Unknown Pleasure from this....
Page 215
I am getting some Unknown Pleasure from this....
New York City, six months from now, according to the GOP:
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
New York City, six months from now, according to the GOP:
If I'm reading the news correctly, the new mayor of New York has defeated Donald Trump for the presidency, which is bad for Democrats
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If I'm reading the news correctly, the new mayor of New York has defeated Donald Trump for the presidency, which is bad for Democrats
If my study of film history is correct, in the 1940s it was customary for all murder victims to carry a matchbook from the last nightclub they visited.
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If my study of film history is correct, in the 1940s it was customary for all murder victims to carry a matchbook from the last nightclub they visited.
Watching Black Angel (1946) on Criterion, and Constance Dowling as the nightclub singer is a dead ringer for Diane Kruger in Inglourious Basterds.
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Watching Black Angel (1946) on Criterion, and Constance Dowling as the nightclub singer is a dead ringer for Diane Kruger in Inglourious Basterds.
LOIS: Did you get potatoes?
SUPERMAN: Ah fuck.
(flies around the world 10,000 times)
LOIS: Yay, you remembered potatoes!
SUPERMAN: Ah fuck.
(flies around the world 10,000 times)
LOIS: Yay, you remembered potatoes!
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
LOIS: Did you get potatoes?
SUPERMAN: Ah fuck.
(flies around the world 10,000 times)
LOIS: Yay, you remembered potatoes!
SUPERMAN: Ah fuck.
(flies around the world 10,000 times)
LOIS: Yay, you remembered potatoes!
I bet you five bucks Stephen Miller convinced Trump to send troops to Los Angeles by showing him the first ten minutes of Predator 2.
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I bet you five bucks Stephen Miller convinced Trump to send troops to Los Angeles by showing him the first ten minutes of Predator 2.
Okay everybody, pack it up
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Okay everybody, pack it up
Okay, I have to get back to work.
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Okay, I have to get back to work.
The real lesson here is that I can't sleep.
November 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The real lesson here is that I can't sleep.