Lance
@daltrain.bsky.social
I’m dirt, motherfucker, I can’t be crushed.
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The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
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It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
Buy Jello Biafra's car
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www.hemmings.com/auction/1989...
Punk Legend Jello Biafra's 1989 Toyota Celica GT Convertible
Owned and driven by music legend Jello Biafra since 1995, this 1989 Toyota Celica GT Convertible has impeccable punk rock credentials. As Jello’s daily driver for decades, this T160-generation...
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December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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They just turned Indivisible into the clean radio edit of DSA
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They just turned Indivisible into the clean radio edit of DSA
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“Ah, oui, garçon, le coq au vin for ze lady, and for me, I will have les tùrdes, merçi”
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Ah, oui, garçon, le coq au vin for ze lady, and for me, I will have les tùrdes, merçi”
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Dying laughing at this montage of Joe Rogan’s advanced stage brainrot from his love for AI and the excruciating clips of forcing his guests to listen to entire AI made songs from start to finish while he jams out like a spoiled ham loaf jiggling in a deli slicer youtu.be/DUIo20nsBEQ?...
Joe Rogans AI Slop Addiction Is Totally Out Of Control
YouTube video by 2lazy2try
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November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dying laughing at this montage of Joe Rogan’s advanced stage brainrot from his love for AI and the excruciating clips of forcing his guests to listen to entire AI made songs from start to finish while he jams out like a spoiled ham loaf jiggling in a deli slicer youtu.be/DUIo20nsBEQ?...
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Going to a haunted house and inside it’s just that hallway lined with clapping staffers from “The Jennifer Hudson Show”
November 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Going to a haunted house and inside it’s just that hallway lined with clapping staffers from “The Jennifer Hudson Show”
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Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
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15 years of every C suite going “we need to fire the skilled workers and do more internet” and this is how every business works now.
Wife did a gravel order from Lowe’s for me to pick up. I drive to the pick up dock. Guy with a radio comes out. I show him the order receipt. He radios inside. They tell him to tell me to tell my wife to download the app so that she can check in on it to let them know I’m here to pick up the order.
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
15 years of every C suite going “we need to fire the skilled workers and do more internet” and this is how every business works now.
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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"Dad, were you on the side that tried to help people snatched off the street or the side that shot priests?"
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Dad, were you on the side that tried to help people snatched off the street or the side that shot priests?"
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They’re moving quickly because they get less popular every day.
They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.
They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.
October 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They’re moving quickly because they get less popular every day.
They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.
They’ll never be more popular than they are now and they are extremely unpopular.
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV 😂
September 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV 😂
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it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it was viral enough. here's my copy that I downloaded September 14 2009 at 7 PM.
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One advantage we have over the antifascists of old is the ability to widely disseminate footage that makes our enemies look like jokes
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One advantage we have over the antifascists of old is the ability to widely disseminate footage that makes our enemies look like jokes
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Truly impressive number of birds migrating tonight. More than 800 MILLION birds up in the air right now❗ #BirdMigration
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Truly impressive number of birds migrating tonight. More than 800 MILLION birds up in the air right now❗ #BirdMigration
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Uruguay, y'all. I been sayin.
He got an entire country running on clean energy. Can he do it again?
Ramón Méndez Galain helped Uruguay decarbonize its grid in just five years, with 98 percent of its energy coming from renewable sources.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Uruguay, y'all. I been sayin.
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They built this technology with this use case in mind.
From yesterday and today: it certainly appears ICE in Chicago are wearing the Meta AI Ray-Ban glasses.
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They built this technology with this use case in mind.