Tim
@cthulul.bsky.social
Computer Guy, 3D-printing enthusiast, introvert, public school employee
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
In TX they turned the cellphone ban into a discipline problem for the kids. All it is accomplishing is to overcrowd the AEP campus. Roughly half the kids sent there are in for cellphone violations.
We are a society of constant violence at schools—everything from ICE kidnappings to shootings—and these filthy maggots who send their kids to private schools not covered by the bill want to pretend they care about education while doing nothing except preventing my kids from being able to contact me.
School cellphone ban passes Pennsylvania Senate: "We want our students focused on learning"
The bipartisan "Bell-to-Bell" bill bars students from using their phones any time they're in school, not just during instructional periods.
www.cbsnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
In TX they turned the cellphone ban into a discipline problem for the kids. All it is accomplishing is to overcrowd the AEP campus. Roughly half the kids sent there are in for cellphone violations.
An image that Republican congressmen are unable to see:
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
An image that Republican congressmen are unable to see:
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Forged deep within the focus groups of Mount Doom...
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Forged deep within the focus groups of Mount Doom...
I should be safe until Texas starts dismantling the public school system...
(the voucher program started this week)
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(the voucher program started this week)
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chat, is it bad that job openings are worse than when they were during Covid in 2020?
PANTHEON: “.. Business services openings tumbling, probably due to AI.” 👀
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I should be safe until Texas starts dismantling the public school system...
(the voucher program started this week)
😅
(the voucher program started this week)
😅
The premium version occasionally throws in a "damn that's crazy"
AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The premium version occasionally throws in a "damn that's crazy"
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Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
Hey shove these "demands" up your ass, you Nazi collaborating pieces of shit. Resign before you get more of us killed in the street.
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Hey shove these "demands" up your ass, you Nazi collaborating pieces of shit. Resign before you get more of us killed in the street.
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men will literally create a series of flailing shell companies propping each other up and beg to go to parties hosted by the world's most notorious pedophile instead of going to therapy smdh
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
men will literally create a series of flailing shell companies propping each other up and beg to go to parties hosted by the world's most notorious pedophile instead of going to therapy smdh
Calling my shot: at least one trump admin official will defect to another country.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Calling my shot: at least one trump admin official will defect to another country.
"Winning"
www.fox9.com/election/ele...
www.fox9.com/election/ele...
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
"Winning"
www.fox9.com/election/ele...
www.fox9.com/election/ele...
"Reefer Madness" alive and well in Texas.
Some people have described a bizarre side effect after using marijuana: uncontrollable vomiting.
It’s sometimes called “scromiting” — a mash-up of screaming (from intense pain) and vomiting.
It’s sometimes called “scromiting” — a mash-up of screaming (from intense pain) and vomiting.
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"Reefer Madness" alive and well in Texas.
Obviously they will keep ignoring court orders until some actual consequences are imposed.
Judge Blackwell said in an order this week that the government's "failures" were "alarming" because the government's "persistent noncompliance with orders in this District was extensively detailed just last week." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Government attorney who told judge in ICE case, 'This job sucks,' removed from detail
Julie Le made the remark while she was representing the U.S. attorney’s office in Minnesota, where federal officers are conducting a massive immigration crackdown.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Obviously they will keep ignoring court orders until some actual consequences are imposed.
Bilbo Baggins came back from his quest fantastically wealthy for a hobbit. The other hobbit tolerated this because he was very generous with that money.
I know there are bigger problems but what gets me is how these guys stall out and have lifestyles that are basically achievable by guys in polos who own car dealerships. Walk around tossing out hundred dollar bills! Leave million dollar tips! Have the best newspaper! Build a James Bond sea base!
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Bilbo Baggins came back from his quest fantastically wealthy for a hobbit. The other hobbit tolerated this because he was very generous with that money.
Government lawyers sowing: "Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!"
Government lawyers reaping:
Government lawyers reaping:
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Government lawyers sowing: "Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!"
Government lawyers reaping:
Government lawyers reaping:
"Uhh, asking for a friend..."
Something I can’t quite a see about Epstein is: is there anyone else like him? Even bracketing for a moment the monstrous systematic sex crimes, are there lots of super rich dudes who are just constantly emailing and texting and socializing with a who’s who of the elite or was he unique ?
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"Uhh, asking for a friend..."
Sorry that defending Nazis in court is so stressful, maybe you should quit.
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Sorry that defending Nazis in court is so stressful, maybe you should quit.
Does anybody remember when a government official lying directly to the camera resulted in negative consequences for them?
Again, this is FALSE. Administrative warrants are NOT signed by an immigration judge (or any judge at all). They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves with no external oversight whatsoever.
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
Here is a blank sample warrant. Note who signs off on it; an "immigration officer."
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Does anybody remember when a government official lying directly to the camera resulted in negative consequences for them?
So now might be a good time to force votes on some of those Impeachment articles floating around.
As for the House, the floor vote for HR 7148 (minibus + DHS CR) is expected today.
If you want recommendations for following the House vote for HR 7148 tomorrow, check out @sahilkapur.bsky.social , @premthakker.bsky.social , & @unavaleable.bsky.social. Also @ringwiss.bsky.social is a great follow when the rules get extra weird.
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
So now might be a good time to force votes on some of those Impeachment articles floating around.
Hakeem Jeffries (in a full-blown panic): "WE DON'T HAVE THE VOTES"
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Hakeem Jeffries (in a full-blown panic): "WE DON'T HAVE THE VOTES"
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As the Beastie Boys said, you gotta fight for your right to party
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
As the Beastie Boys said, you gotta fight for your right to party
