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Charlie Sweatpants
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Used to blog about Simpsons; made this account to follow Michigan sports after Twitter died; steadily following more accounts (migrated or not) in other nerdy subjects.

Rarely posts, often favs, if I added you to a list it means I like your posts. he/him
That movie stinks like your creepy one bedroom apartment!
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Warde looks haggard, probably time to retire, eat a little better, get some more sleep, enjoy life, you know?
I had to chance to pop over to Kyle Whittingham's press conference introducing him as Michigan's new head football coach and I'm glad I did! I'm excited to see what he brings to the program.
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Conducting important historical research this morning:
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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A Jupiter / Io pairing - From Ian Regan - https://flic.kr/p/8wedzr
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"Okay, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"

"Oh, I don't know, play chess . . . screw."

"Well, let's play chess."
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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“this CBS jacket is a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom!”
Nic Cage as John Madden can’t hurt you—kidding, stare into his eyes and he will drink in your soul!
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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CINDY LOU WHO: After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common grinch.

THE GRINCH: I am an exceptional grinch, Miss Lou Who.
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Saw Wake Up Dead Man last night in a theater with a thoroughly entertained crowd. This was a fun companion read this morning, getting at the themes and styles that make these movies so much fun.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ahh, nothing like a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Peace on Earth, good will towards all...Merry Xmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
These are great, and I like to image he always recorded in a tux with a pencil moustache
Phil Hartman as the Grinch, from a 1994 Behind the Scenes special on TNT. Not directly related to The Simpsons, but this clip was too good to not share, since Phil was a regular Simpsons guest star during this time.
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Friend of mine used to deliver coffee, snacks, and vending machine stuff to this building when it was new back in the 2000s.

According to him that penthouse was originally owned by a Saudi prince.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Helpful of them to show the explosion such that the general penis-ness of the building is emphasized by giving it a visible cockhead.

(70mm Die Hard would be badass.)
Its still wild to me that this is what the original DIE HARD marketing looked like because 20th Century Fox didn’t think Bruce Willis could sell an action movie.
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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This OpEd is a prime example of the thesis of my book: climate policymaking isn’t actually polarized, but instead unified around a center that dismisses climate science and lies about the economics of fossil fuels.
Matt Yglesias has a "Democrats should support more fossil fuel production" OpEd in the Times today, which criticizes me for saying that energy policy should try to uphold the goals of the Paris Agreement.
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a baseball player...
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Been almost 15 years since I wrote this, and a whopping 36 years since the show started, but happy Simpsons Day, everybody!

deadhomersociety.wordpress.com/2010/12/25/t...
The Passion of Homer Simpson
“I don’t deserve you as much as a guy with a fat wallet and a credit card that won’t set off that horrible beeping.” – Homer Simpson Many horrible things befall American everyman Homer Simpson in “…
deadhomersociety.wordpress.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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On closer inspection, these are loafers
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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We erected a welcoming beacon of liberty and freedom in New York Harbor and all we got in return were migrants.
The drums are getting louder:
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Because of the way home video and cable worked, it’s likely that WHEN HARRY MET SALLY was where a number of kids learned about orgasms and that they can be faked. Prolly numerous grade schoolers sent to the principal’s office cause they were imitating the O scene.
December 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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• There are a lot of middlemen in the economy that don't need to be there
• Regulators tasked with specific rate-setting are captured
• Price-setting technology is maximizing surplus for corporations and unfairness laws can reverse it
Like these are real things that add up to a lot
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM