Ashtan Albright (she/they) 🏳️🌈
@cricketandlace.bsky.social
🐍Noodle Mom | 🦎Keeper of Dragon | 🕷️Spider Wrangler
Nonbinary | Queer | Poly | AuDHD
Maker of Many Things🧶🪡🎨
Nonbinary | Queer | Poly | AuDHD
Maker of Many Things🧶🪡🎨
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Hi! I'm Ashtan/Cricket (she/they). I'm nonbinary, genderfluid, & queer.
AuDHD, poly, & a Weird Bug Person.
I'm a Maker™️ that will try any craft but knitting is my 💚 especially lace shawls. I also love miniatures, watercolor, & embroidery.
Currently hyperfocused on houseplants & fountain pens.
AuDHD, poly, & a Weird Bug Person.
I'm a Maker™️ that will try any craft but knitting is my 💚 especially lace shawls. I also love miniatures, watercolor, & embroidery.
Currently hyperfocused on houseplants & fountain pens.
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My gender and sexuality? are queer. They're roomy. They fluctuate like a tide, and I can tell you with one word that I'm a beautiful miasma of non-cis, non allo-hetero wonder in five letters and LORD that is nice.
February 9, 2026 at 5:42 AM
My gender and sexuality? are queer. They're roomy. They fluctuate like a tide, and I can tell you with one word that I'm a beautiful miasma of non-cis, non allo-hetero wonder in five letters and LORD that is nice.
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The thing about the word queer is that is was, at one point. used as a slur so a certain generation asking you not to use it makes sense.
However, for me, I like the nebulousness of queer. It's roomy. It doesn't require me to explain gender or sexuality.
Which is precisely why bad actors hate it.
However, for me, I like the nebulousness of queer. It's roomy. It doesn't require me to explain gender or sexuality.
Which is precisely why bad actors hate it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 AM
The thing about the word queer is that is was, at one point. used as a slur so a certain generation asking you not to use it makes sense.
However, for me, I like the nebulousness of queer. It's roomy. It doesn't require me to explain gender or sexuality.
Which is precisely why bad actors hate it.
However, for me, I like the nebulousness of queer. It's roomy. It doesn't require me to explain gender or sexuality.
Which is precisely why bad actors hate it.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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🚨Lighting the beacons for my friend Andy Law & his Mom🚨
You know his work from CR, Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn, & The Rookery. An amazingly talented artist & game designer.
His father passed away & he's raising funds to help his Mom with the funeral expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/alan-law
You know his work from CR, Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn, & The Rookery. An amazingly talented artist & game designer.
His father passed away & he's raising funds to help his Mom with the funeral expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/alan-law
Donate to Help support Jennifer Law with funeral expenses, organized by Andrew Law
Hi folks, Andy Law here.
I’m raising money to help my mum, Jennifer Law… Andrew Law needs your support for Help support Jennifer Law with funeral expenses
www.gofundme.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
🚨Lighting the beacons for my friend Andy Law & his Mom🚨
You know his work from CR, Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn, & The Rookery. An amazingly talented artist & game designer.
His father passed away & he's raising funds to help his Mom with the funeral expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/alan-law
You know his work from CR, Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn, & The Rookery. An amazingly talented artist & game designer.
His father passed away & he's raising funds to help his Mom with the funeral expenses. www.gofundme.com/f/alan-law
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Another friend I know who is an American Citizen has been detained by ICE and is 1000$ short of his family’s goal for legal representation. www.gofundme.com/f/help-olive...
Donate to Help Oliver Fight His ICE Detention , organized by Valeria Maldonado
Hello everyone,
On February 4th, 2026, our loved one was detained by ICE in… Valeria Maldonado needs your support for Help Oliver Fight His ICE Detention
www.gofundme.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Another friend I know who is an American Citizen has been detained by ICE and is 1000$ short of his family’s goal for legal representation. www.gofundme.com/f/help-olive...
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Loot drops upon my defeat:
- neon yellow fountain pen filled w/ shimmer ink
- copy of Initiation by Alethea Faust
- pair of extremely sparkly chandelier earrings
- detritus from current hyperfixation craft
- glass jar filled with snake sheds and tarantula molts labeled "Skin Bin"
- neon yellow fountain pen filled w/ shimmer ink
- copy of Initiation by Alethea Faust
- pair of extremely sparkly chandelier earrings
- detritus from current hyperfixation craft
- glass jar filled with snake sheds and tarantula molts labeled "Skin Bin"
Loot drops upon my defeat:
- can of Dr Pepper
- glitter and sequins
- 3-5 notebooks, each filled between 1/6 to 1/3 of the way
- colorful pen with some kind of water glitter feature
- my wife’s stickers
- mini TWIXes
- Yaga fur
- can of Dr Pepper
- glitter and sequins
- 3-5 notebooks, each filled between 1/6 to 1/3 of the way
- colorful pen with some kind of water glitter feature
- my wife’s stickers
- mini TWIXes
- Yaga fur
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Loot drops upon my defeat:
- neon yellow fountain pen filled w/ shimmer ink
- copy of Initiation by Alethea Faust
- pair of extremely sparkly chandelier earrings
- detritus from current hyperfixation craft
- glass jar filled with snake sheds and tarantula molts labeled "Skin Bin"
- neon yellow fountain pen filled w/ shimmer ink
- copy of Initiation by Alethea Faust
- pair of extremely sparkly chandelier earrings
- detritus from current hyperfixation craft
- glass jar filled with snake sheds and tarantula molts labeled "Skin Bin"
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You're not considering the returns you could get on the ad tho
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 AM
You're not considering the returns you could get on the ad tho
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.
Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.
Get them out!
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I'm with her 🔥🔥
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I'm with her 🔥🔥
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Do you like shiny things, astronomy, and art created by humans? Celestial Crystal prints are now available for a limited time! ⭐️🌙 #SpaceArt
stellerarts.com/pages/celest...
stellerarts.com/pages/celest...
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Do you like shiny things, astronomy, and art created by humans? Celestial Crystal prints are now available for a limited time! ⭐️🌙 #SpaceArt
stellerarts.com/pages/celest...
stellerarts.com/pages/celest...
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If we prosecute one person in the files, we have to prosecute them all. My brother in Christ...you could burn them all alive and I would shrug. I am a survivor and the death of my abuser is still one of the best things possible
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If we prosecute one person in the files, we have to prosecute them all. My brother in Christ...you could burn them all alive and I would shrug. I am a survivor and the death of my abuser is still one of the best things possible
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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It’s cold enough that i am seriously debating getting a cloak
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
It’s cold enough that i am seriously debating getting a cloak
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I'm sure ICE agents being deployed to the Italian Winter Olympics would expand their horizons immensely. Imagine learning how spit in their food tastes differently than at home.
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I'm sure ICE agents being deployed to the Italian Winter Olympics would expand their horizons immensely. Imagine learning how spit in their food tastes differently than at home.
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
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A non-religious baptism is easier to comprehend, because they use a sans-seraph font.
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A non-religious baptism is easier to comprehend, because they use a sans-seraph font.
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Lets post some Fire 🔥 art
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Lets post some Fire 🔥 art
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"Don't say forcing children into hiding to avoid being taken and sent to detention camps is like the Holocaust, that's degrading it," says party who historically calls letting pregnant people deciding whether or not they want to give birth a Holocaust.
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"Don't say forcing children into hiding to avoid being taken and sent to detention camps is like the Holocaust, that's degrading it," says party who historically calls letting pregnant people deciding whether or not they want to give birth a Holocaust.
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The assumption that all romance is trash for dumb people who like formulas -- that's still a thing in TV & film. A big thing. Also, like, I'm sorry, but a middle or upper class man is an asshole and is doing crimes or solving crimes? That's not a genre? MORE formulaic than a romance? HILARIOUS
January 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The assumption that all romance is trash for dumb people who like formulas -- that's still a thing in TV & film. A big thing. Also, like, I'm sorry, but a middle or upper class man is an asshole and is doing crimes or solving crimes? That's not a genre? MORE formulaic than a romance? HILARIOUS
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Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
For fucks sake, again with the apple/patreon bullshit. I have to move to monthly billing and fuck me over www.patreon.com/posts/148395...
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
13 years on your platform. Thanks for nothing patreon. I hope the apple dick is that good.
Apple has reimposed its subscription billing mandate for creators on Patreon | Patreon for Creators
Get more from Patreon for Creators on Patreon
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January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.