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Toby is trying to read again
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Floridian ex-pat now braving the midwest. Just doing this for the cookies

Currently reading: Gotham Grammarian, Normandy 44

Currently playing #Malifaux, #Battletech #KingsofWar and #HeavyGearBlitz
If home ownership is out, you better believe ima spend money on good food!
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Lucky I’m not a main character in a sci/fantasy world, because right now i just want sit on a couch and play halo wars all day

But like also probably go for a run, idk what’s wrong me
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Age verification?

My dream career as a child was radio talk show host
Age verification?

i remember when you could make a werewolf, a frankenstein, a pirate or a draclia (not pictured) out of a lolly stick
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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This had better not be a trend, because you can have my coffee when you pry my cold, dead fingers from around it.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
My dog gets jealous and will literally howl at me if anyone else in the house is getting head kisses that’s not her.
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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genuinely thought that like people would overrate or underrate this show based on their place in the culture war but like this shit is outstanding
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The friend group is drinking whenever their is an Ai ad, and might have to switch to ice cream soon
The responsible drinking game for this afternoon: "drink water whenever there's AI or Gambling"
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The funnest thing i ever did was buy a cheap laptop and installed linux on it.You’ll start saying things like:

“Linux is actually pretty user friendly theses days”

“You really should give Linux a shot”

“Have you tired *insert distro here*”

Like some sort of propaganda robot
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Rice beans, with some boiled Costco hotdogs are a good easy meal.

Out of the box pancakes

Frozen bananas, oats, milk, vanilla extract = easy smoothie

Any sort of sliced meat cheese and bread, throw it on the stovetop if you want verity

Toasted bread, with crunchy peanut butter and coffee
a thing that is kind of dawning on me in the latest round of food discourse is that lots of people seem to think that your everyday home cooking should be like restaurant food and maybe i'm actually inept but, like, if that's what you think no wonder you think cooking is too hard/expensive
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Oh sure, everyone likes the weird girl when they want to get rid of a curse
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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We're in a real dark era for games where you can capture the flag.
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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🚨 There are corgis at the Pro Bowl 🚨
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Books are not clutter. Clutter is all the other stuff that gets in the way of having more books.
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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There is not a day where love doesn't help just a little. Where kindness won't matter. Kindness and love always matter.

I care to my marrow, and I love when people let me. I love when people respond in kind. Share in kind. Show in kind.

Things are ghastly. Love out loud. Share the good stuff.
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It’s cold enough that i am seriously debating getting a cloak
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Painted up a special gwynt yawdryl for a friend with a new approach, using the shade purple throughout and he looks absolutely great! Bluesky is clown town though so spinny video in the next post.

#quar #thisquarswar #28mm #minipainting #wargaming
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I keep getting novel recommendations on Instagram that are just dude slop fiction, and i think this is on me for not liking Guinea Pigs post as much as i used to
January 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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If you let just one transphobe into your pub before you know it it's a Harry Potter bar
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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This eepy lil guy is actually absolutely perfect and needs to be protected at all costs. I love him.
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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I long to be as cool as the Ghoul from the Fallout TV series.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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If you think now is the moment for pissing on someone’s chips, for trying to pull down something that gives a little sustaining wonder - you’re a wanker. If you think now is the time for pedantic theorising or backseat lecturing of others on the frontline - sit down and think about your numptytism.
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I truly dont think star wars movies need to be perfect. I very much enjoyed The Force Awakes, Solo, and Rogue One.

But The last Jedi and the Rise of Skywalker, while absolutely gorgeous films, absolutely wasted their actors.
You criticize The Last Jedi because of it being “woke”, I criticize The Last Jedi because Poe should have been in the brig and court martialed and not sending Finn and Rose on the dumb casino side plot.

We are not the same.
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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An adorable Tufted Titmouse perches on a lichen covered branch while waiting for peanuts to be offered.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Children are not property and are not ours to do with as we wish.
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM