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Toby now very into giant robots, again
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Floridan ex-pat now braving the midwest. Just doing this for the cookies

Currently playing #Malifaux, #Battletech and #HeavyGearBlitz
Just saw a old man in a Vietnam veterans cap arguing with an autonomous cleaning machine being driven by s stuffed reindeer at the hardware store. While absolutely absurd, got a smile on this face
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I find the phrase “makes history” nonsensical. Have you seen the stuff historians study? Just dropping an old piece of farm equipment down a well or accidentally freezing to death in a glacier gives you a good shot at the history books
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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remarkable to think about how Bill Watterson didn't even have kids when he was writing the father in Calvin And Hobbes. simply born with The Blood Of The Dad
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Someone should of told kid me this before he enlisted in the military!
as a lapsed catholic, this whole "chatgpt maximizes my creative process" bit is so crazy. i don't know what malfunction inspires the rest of you, but i for one grew up with a healthy sense of shame.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
As a dude, the worst co-workers ive ever had have been men. For the simple reason that it’s socially acceptable for them to be both emotionally volatile, and still be bad at their jobs.
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Unironically exactly how I feel any time a zombie movie tries to pull the “man is the real monster” thing. It’s so trite. And we’ve seen time and time again that in major disasters, people help each other. I don’t think a zombie scenario would be too much different.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I love that Jurassic Park builds tension through the constant motif of seat belt buckles not working - Grant can't get his to click on the helicopter. The safety bar can be easily pushed aside on the Mr. DNA lab tour. The passengers can just jump out of the jeeps if they want.
September 3, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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It’s eggnog season
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I say "firsthand" because reading someone else's posts or watching a video about a book or movie is NOT in any way shape or form the same and isn't going to help you here. It's fun/interesting to do AFTER reading or watching the thing for yourself. It's not a substitute for doing it yourself.
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Building a fence for the backyard so i can finally wear Carhartt without it being stolen valor
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Sorry to my Toronto family, was pulling for you
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE
Ok I gave this “baseball” thing another shot and maybe it’s not so bad
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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*breathe in, breathe out*
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Blue jay’s pitchers are really toying with my blood pressure
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Our mistake, of course, was in assuming that humans scale.
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Alright which one of you told my mother about bluesky!
Maybe this time it really is video games.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Unless I absolutely must for professional reasons, I will not be watching your nuclear war movie. I will not be watching your incredibly bleak and depressing murder show. I will not be watching your artistic despair. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t order water when I’m already bailing my boat.
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@classywarfare.gobirds.online spotted in the wild
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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the National Trust said it’s an unprecedented year for acorns and I love this for him
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Almost died in the 15th inning last night(this morning?) when I said that Mookie Bets sounds like a Yankee’s player name
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM