Will Of The People
@creamywillbrie.bsky.social
Raddled Adult. "A terrifyingly intense collection of bad opinions"
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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“There’s no such thing as unskilled labor” is problematic because it excludes bassists in punk bands
December 27, 2023 at 4:17 PM
“There’s no such thing as unskilled labor” is problematic because it excludes bassists in punk bands
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The Home Office now describes asylum seekers as "illegal immigrants [living in hotels]" with no reference to the reason that these people are in government-funded accommodation is that this government has taken & will process the asylum claim from them in 98-99% of cases of unauthorised entry.
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The Home Office now describes asylum seekers as "illegal immigrants [living in hotels]" with no reference to the reason that these people are in government-funded accommodation is that this government has taken & will process the asylum claim from them in 98-99% of cases of unauthorised entry.
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First thought was 'Must be fake'..... but wonderfully does seem to be real. Fine work that Turkish barber!
Glasgow Turkish barber's hilarious response to Nigel Farage comments with hairstyle pics
Artist, the Rebel Bear, decided to help G11 Barbers in Partick with the pictures after Farage claimed many of the establishments are fronts for money laundering and drug running.
www.glasgowlive.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
First thought was 'Must be fake'..... but wonderfully does seem to be real. Fine work that Turkish barber!
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H/t @jollygoodginger.bsky.social, OPERATION DILDO BLITZ IS A GO
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
H/t @jollygoodginger.bsky.social, OPERATION DILDO BLITZ IS A GO
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Morgan McSweeney won’t see you celebrating his political demise, but your friends who find it quite dangerous to go out in direct sunlight for more than 6 minutes will
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Morgan McSweeney won’t see you celebrating his political demise, but your friends who find it quite dangerous to go out in direct sunlight for more than 6 minutes will
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I’d just like to reach out and let Jeff Bezos know I am willing to help him out, and offer $500 for the Washington Post…
He needs to move fast though, because I’m gonna sober up soon, and change my mind!
He needs to move fast though, because I’m gonna sober up soon, and change my mind!
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’d just like to reach out and let Jeff Bezos know I am willing to help him out, and offer $500 for the Washington Post…
He needs to move fast though, because I’m gonna sober up soon, and change my mind!
He needs to move fast though, because I’m gonna sober up soon, and change my mind!
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Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
October 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Spotted in the missed connections section of the local Little Village magazine.
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the 👉 Finger of Contempt
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
the 👉 Finger of Contempt
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Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
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There was a time before this tweet and a time after this tweet.
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
There was a time before this tweet and a time after this tweet.
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
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gonna be real with y'all i'm not a HUGE fan of hearing an especially enthusiastic cheer for germany from italians
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
gonna be real with y'all i'm not a HUGE fan of hearing an especially enthusiastic cheer for germany from italians
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
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Donald Trump Jr, who has exactly zero experience or competence in manufacturing or defense, has received more than $600,000,000 in contracts from Pete Hegseth's "Department of War."
February 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Donald Trump Jr, who has exactly zero experience or competence in manufacturing or defense, has received more than $600,000,000 in contracts from Pete Hegseth's "Department of War."
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Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he
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People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough
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I had a brief stint doing talking head spots for Sky News ages ago. 'Wry look at the news' kind of stuff.
I quit after the booker told me Milo 'was actually a good guy & harmless once you got to know him'. I stopped answering their texts asking if I was free to appear for £50 & a cab home. 1/4
I quit after the booker told me Milo 'was actually a good guy & harmless once you got to know him'. I stopped answering their texts asking if I was free to appear for £50 & a cab home. 1/4
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I had a brief stint doing talking head spots for Sky News ages ago. 'Wry look at the news' kind of stuff.
I quit after the booker told me Milo 'was actually a good guy & harmless once you got to know him'. I stopped answering their texts asking if I was free to appear for £50 & a cab home. 1/4
I quit after the booker told me Milo 'was actually a good guy & harmless once you got to know him'. I stopped answering their texts asking if I was free to appear for £50 & a cab home. 1/4
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
pinching air because you cannot touch salt i'm fucking dying
FUCKIN... SHOES ON IN THE KITCHEN, PEDO HANDS IN THE CROCK POT-ASS POMEGRANATE AGA BEYOND ANYONE'S WILDEST BUDGET. HYPERTENTION NEEDLE VEIN ROSACEA BETRAYING LONG NIGHTS IN THE DARKEST FOLDS OF THE CARRIBEAN. PINCHING AIR BECAUSE YOU CANNOT TOUCH SALT
The Times has its finger on the pulse
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
pinching air because you cannot touch salt i'm fucking dying
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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there are so many impeachable offenses that you now need two wheelbarrows full of impeachable offenses to purchase a simple loaf of bread
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
there are so many impeachable offenses that you now need two wheelbarrows full of impeachable offenses to purchase a simple loaf of bread
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You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You know that thing where the farther something is, the smaller it looks? That doesn’t quite work in an expanding universe. It’s true for a while but after a certain point, more distant things (of the same size) start to look BIGGER because their light has been traveling since the cosmos was small 🙃