Sascha
contaminatrix.bsky.social
Sascha
@contaminatrix.bsky.social
Port City Scumbag (he/him)
Saw a reddit post about a cat diagnosed with anti-cat autoimmunity
January 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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hands are the feet of the arms
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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the ONLY band brave enough to end all their solos with the notes from shave and a haircut two bits
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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back in the day we had to buy our radios from a shack
December 29, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Me, shaking your hand vigorously and grinning: "I'm an ass man!"

*My handler whispers in my ear*

Me: "Sorry, assHOLE! I'm an asshole"
December 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Ah yes, the 6-point tofu firmness scale, which I have heard of before and whose extremes are intuitive
December 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Watching the Yacht Rock doc and Steely Dan’s producer just said “We were all young, full of piss” and folks he neglected to add the vinegar which is CRUCIAL to the expression
December 10, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Cat just lured me from the kitchen to the couch, to serve as a pillow. Not to humblebrag but this is a major breakthrough for my career and I will be riding this high for days
December 8, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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2025 preview dropped
December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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[person who inserts themself into every tragedy]

oh my god, I've had explosive diarrhea in that Midtown Manhattan Hilton
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Found these at the corner store. Never seen em before in my life. They taste like wax and I will be finishing the whole bag over the course of the next 15 min
December 5, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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i’m a bitch /
i’m a lover /
oedipus /
fucked his mother
November 30, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but [mournful howling]
November 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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YOU ALREADY HAVE NUTMEG CHECK AGAIN
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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[giving medical advice] try to not have medical issues
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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One Primus song on the party playlist: funny
Six Primus songs on the party playlist: concerning
30 Primus songs on the party playlist: funny again
July 4, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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ME: *bragging to friends* the doctor says I have an athletic body.

WIFE: he said you have athletes foot.
July 31, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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waiter: would you like to sample the menu

me: *chewing* this menu tastes terrible
November 22, 2024 at 12:03 AM
"You can fit so much bones in this bad boy"
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
November 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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(sitting on a porch talking in a country drawl) starter packs and custom feeds and what have you. all i need is to see posts from the fellas i follow in the order they post em
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM