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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I watched a show and my least favorite character killed my favorite character. Now I'm upset. Abolish shows.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They should invent a grandparent that isnt a nightmare to service workers
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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“‘I Hate Nazis’: Graham Platner Is Defiantly Still Running for Senate – and Leading in the Polls”

EXCLUSIVE: The Maine oysterman sits down with Zeteo to talk about his controversial tattoo and the Democratic establishment's 'continuous' attacks on his campaign.
'I Hate Nazis': Graham Platner Is Defiantly Still Running for Senate – and Leading
EXCLUSIVE: The Maine oysterman sits down with Zeteo to talk about his controversial tattoo and the Democratic establishment's 'continuous' attacks on his campaign.
zeteo.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Wanna do something to make a small part of the shit salad we're being tossed in a little better?

Help me pack up native seeds into nice little envelopes that we'll distribute in Philly this winter/spring!

November 19th, at @indyhall.org!
RSVP here: luma.com/hvqyrx9v

Poster by @theavocadojam.com!
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
mmmmm leaf soup
October 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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this is one of the best responses I've ever seen a politician give to any question, let alone one this aggressive

generational political talent
Zohran Mamdani calling it a genocide on The View and getting applause.
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A lot of people think that every international student admitted means one fewer spot for domestic students, when the opposite is more likely true - the tuition revenue international students bring allows public universities to provide substantial discounts to domestic students, improving access.
September 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.

Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.

We have been sent here to fight for people.
AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance

However, they are weaker than they look…
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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if you're in northern new england and heard a weird sound earlier today it was 600,000 people all saying "we needed it" as soon as the inch of rain started
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Medicare for All is the answer.
September 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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People will say they can't wait to get to heaven.

You mean a stateless, classless, moneyless society?

Okay, communist.
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
18 days til our wedding 😁
September 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm gonna say it. Patreon didnt need an algorithmic recommendation feed.
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Before he was a Senator, a candidate for President, and our greatest champion in the fight against oligarchy, Bernie Sanders was the four-term Mayor of Burlington, VT.

I sat down with Bernie in Astoria to talk about the lessons he learned—and the work ahead.
September 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the kind of courage we need rn
I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest.

I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.

It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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KASH PATEL: I want boots on the ground! I want every nook and cranny in a 200 mile radius scoured ...
*vengaboys ringtone plays*
uh huh... uh huh... ok we'll come get him
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM