Shawn Hanscom
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shawnhanscom.bsky.social
Shawn Hanscom
@shawnhanscom.bsky.social
Co creator of Broom Ghost
Likes: video games
Dislikes: Ivan Ooze
Keep boys out of men’s sports!
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 AM
If you watched any of the 1000 angle videos of Renee Good being shot by an ice agent and your conclusion is that she was trying to hit them with her car, I think you are a stupid person. If you think there is any justification for the outcome, I think you are a complete and total idiot.
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Reposted by Shawn Hanscom
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My kink is making my wife delicious dinners.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hating on poor people for needing government assistance won’t fix your hairline buddy.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest.

I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.

It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dear universe,

it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good.

Thanks!

Your pal,
Shawn
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
100 days until I marry the baddest baddie to ever bad. Let’s fucking go. Life rules.
July 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When I die reincarnate me as a bear in a river

Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
May 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hey sorry I can’t make it to your birthday I have to watch the same video of a panda eating bamboo for 3 hours.
May 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Is Pepsi-Caine ok?
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Someone once called me old for using Venmo. These kids ain’t smoking weed no more.
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If I ever talk about using an ice bath fucking shoot me.
March 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This wizz isn’t going to wee itself
March 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When Prince said “ANNOPATTACKALASIIMACAPATALAWIT” I really felt that.
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My head canon Shallan Davar will always be Chappel Roan. #stormlightarchive
March 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
No one tell my mom, but at the show in April I’m going to shake my booty.
33 DAYS UNTIL THE PURE ELEGANCE TOUR
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ve been trying to get healthier this year and so far I’m doing really well. Small milestone!
February 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sorry boss man I can’t come into work today, my cat is sleeping in my lap.
February 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Saw a local business using AI art for a rebrand. Obvious comment pointing out they should have hired a local artist. Someone then made a response saying how we need to accept AI because it’s helping local businesses. Ok, how is it helping local artist? They LOST a job. Dude get real.
February 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A dear friend gave us a bookshelf, and I finally (somewhat) organized my little collection.
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Still learning, still trying. Flavor is getting better and better. Made a few mistakes, but still got good bread!
February 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Shawn Hanscom
Happy Valentine's Day, America.
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
There is not a single problem that can’t be solved by getting yourself some chicken tikka masala.
February 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM