Shawn Hanscom
@shawnhanscom.bsky.social
Co creator of Broom Ghost
Likes: video games
Dislikes: Ivan Ooze
Likes: video games
Dislikes: Ivan Ooze
Hating on poor people for needing government assistance won’t fix your hairline buddy.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hating on poor people for needing government assistance won’t fix your hairline buddy.
I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest.
I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.
It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.
It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest.
I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.
It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.
It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
Dear universe,
it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good.
Thanks!
Your pal,
Shawn
it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good.
Thanks!
Your pal,
Shawn
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dear universe,
it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good.
Thanks!
Your pal,
Shawn
it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good.
Thanks!
Your pal,
Shawn
100 days until I marry the baddest baddie to ever bad. Let’s fucking go. Life rules.
July 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
100 days until I marry the baddest baddie to ever bad. Let’s fucking go. Life rules.
When I die reincarnate me as a bear in a river
Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
May 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When I die reincarnate me as a bear in a river
Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
Hey sorry I can’t make it to your birthday I have to watch the same video of a panda eating bamboo for 3 hours.
May 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey sorry I can’t make it to your birthday I have to watch the same video of a panda eating bamboo for 3 hours.
Is Pepsi-Caine ok?
March 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is Pepsi-Caine ok?
Someone once called me old for using Venmo. These kids ain’t smoking weed no more.
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Someone once called me old for using Venmo. These kids ain’t smoking weed no more.
If I ever talk about using an ice bath fucking shoot me.
March 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If I ever talk about using an ice bath fucking shoot me.
This wizz isn’t going to wee itself
March 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This wizz isn’t going to wee itself
When Prince said “ANNOPATTACKALASIIMACAPATALAWIT” I really felt that.
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When Prince said “ANNOPATTACKALASIIMACAPATALAWIT” I really felt that.
My head canon Shallan Davar will always be Chappel Roan. #stormlightarchive
March 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My head canon Shallan Davar will always be Chappel Roan. #stormlightarchive
No one tell my mom, but at the show in April I’m going to shake my booty.
February 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
No one tell my mom, but at the show in April I’m going to shake my booty.
I’ve been trying to get healthier this year and so far I’m doing really well. Small milestone!
February 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’ve been trying to get healthier this year and so far I’m doing really well. Small milestone!
Sorry boss man I can’t come into work today, my cat is sleeping in my lap.
February 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sorry boss man I can’t come into work today, my cat is sleeping in my lap.
Saw a local business using AI art for a rebrand. Obvious comment pointing out they should have hired a local artist. Someone then made a response saying how we need to accept AI because it’s helping local businesses. Ok, how is it helping local artist? They LOST a job. Dude get real.
February 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Saw a local business using AI art for a rebrand. Obvious comment pointing out they should have hired a local artist. Someone then made a response saying how we need to accept AI because it’s helping local businesses. Ok, how is it helping local artist? They LOST a job. Dude get real.
A dear friend gave us a bookshelf, and I finally (somewhat) organized my little collection.
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A dear friend gave us a bookshelf, and I finally (somewhat) organized my little collection.
Still learning, still trying. Flavor is getting better and better. Made a few mistakes, but still got good bread!
February 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Still learning, still trying. Flavor is getting better and better. Made a few mistakes, but still got good bread!
Reposted by Shawn Hanscom
Happy Valentine's Day, America.
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, America.
There is not a single problem that can’t be solved by getting yourself some chicken tikka masala.
February 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There is not a single problem that can’t be solved by getting yourself some chicken tikka masala.
Siri play How Far is Heaven by the Los Lonely Boys
February 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Siri play How Far is Heaven by the Los Lonely Boys
First inclusion loaf on my sourdough journey. Didn’t rise as much as I’d like, but the flavor is amazing. Jalapeño cheddar!
February 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
First inclusion loaf on my sourdough journey. Didn’t rise as much as I’d like, but the flavor is amazing. Jalapeño cheddar!
@conepines.bsky.social has been teaching me how to make sour dough. This is the first loaf I have tried to make, with lots of help! One hour before we can cut into it!
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@conepines.bsky.social has been teaching me how to make sour dough. This is the first loaf I have tried to make, with lots of help! One hour before we can cut into it!
Sitting in the middle of Eliot Maine, a little slice of history. Cannot believe I found one of these in the wild.
January 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sitting in the middle of Eliot Maine, a little slice of history. Cannot believe I found one of these in the wild.