Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew
@jearbear11.bsky.social
the world’s only hydrated barista • metal enthusiast • ska evangelist • goof purveyor
live (nothing wrong with me)
laugh (nothing wrong with me)
love (nothing wrong with me)
laugh (nothing wrong with me)
love (nothing wrong with me)
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
live (nothing wrong with me)
laugh (nothing wrong with me)
love (nothing wrong with me)
laugh (nothing wrong with me)
love (nothing wrong with me)
the bullet that killed charlie kirk has been acquired by the dodgers
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
the bullet that killed charlie kirk has been acquired by the dodgers
for sale: baby shoes, baby grew
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
for sale: baby shoes, baby grew
who do you think you are
runnin' 'round gardin skars
runnin' 'round gardin skars
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
who do you think you are
runnin' 'round gardin skars
runnin' 'round gardin skars
and you can stick that where the sun don't shine (scranton pennsylvania)
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
and you can stick that where the sun don't shine (scranton pennsylvania)
not beating the butterfingers allegations
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
not beating the butterfingers allegations
67 is like 69 if one of you has scoliosis
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
67 is like 69 if one of you has scoliosis
just clocked in to my shift at the having a pleasant lil day factory
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
just clocked in to my shift at the having a pleasant lil day factory
call the PA Farm Show cause this hog is prize winning
December 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
call the PA Farm Show cause this hog is prize winning
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
john raving rabbids tolkien
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
john raving rabbids tolkien
sitting in the bathtub while the water is draining to flex on toddlers
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
sitting in the bathtub while the water is draining to flex on toddlers
FromSoft! What blood through yonder window bornes?
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
FromSoft! What blood through yonder window bornes?
"Summarize 4 unread messages"
summarize my gotdam cock, robot
summarize my gotdam cock, robot
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Summarize 4 unread messages"
summarize my gotdam cock, robot
summarize my gotdam cock, robot
there are basically two types of nonbinary names
one is like "this is my friend Honk" and the other is like "this is my friend Moonlight Greatsword"
one is like "this is my friend Honk" and the other is like "this is my friend Moonlight Greatsword"
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
there are basically two types of nonbinary names
one is like "this is my friend Honk" and the other is like "this is my friend Moonlight Greatsword"
one is like "this is my friend Honk" and the other is like "this is my friend Moonlight Greatsword"
she goofy on that thing, got me like yahhhhoohoohoohooeey
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
she goofy on that thing, got me like yahhhhoohoohoohooeey
guy who is seeing Twilight for the first time but knows there's a baseball scene: hey babe this movie is pretty good so far but when do they get to the baseball scene
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
guy who is seeing Twilight for the first time but knows there's a baseball scene: hey babe this movie is pretty good so far but when do they get to the baseball scene
just time traveled here from the past in time to catch this at-bat; kinda think this Ohtani guy is overrated from what i'm seeing
also really enjoying the Roaring 20s, hoping it continues into the 30s 😊
also really enjoying the Roaring 20s, hoping it continues into the 30s 😊
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
just time traveled here from the past in time to catch this at-bat; kinda think this Ohtani guy is overrated from what i'm seeing
also really enjoying the Roaring 20s, hoping it continues into the 30s 😊
also really enjoying the Roaring 20s, hoping it continues into the 30s 😊
you have the aloofness of someone who was born into wealth and told they were attractive an adequate number of times
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
you have the aloofness of someone who was born into wealth and told they were attractive an adequate number of times
i think the wonka factory might've been a plantation
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
i think the wonka factory might've been a plantation
going down for real anyone want anything?
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
going down for real anyone want anything?
i'm seeing rappers you've never heard of in venues you've never been to
October 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i'm seeing rappers you've never heard of in venues you've never been to
verily, verily, i say unto thee, except a man be cheeked the fuck up, he cannot see the kingdom of god
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
verily, verily, i say unto thee, except a man be cheeked the fuck up, he cannot see the kingdom of god
breaking: cap'n crunch has been dishonorably discharged
September 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
breaking: cap'n crunch has been dishonorably discharged