Chris!! Page
@chrispage.bsky.social
Seattle-based Writer/Narrative Designer (Ravensburger-Lorcana; Formerly Big Fish Games, Clipwire Games) Fiction/portfolio on my site. (bottleofwonder.wordpress.com) All opinions are my own.
Currently re-reading: Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
Currently re-reading: Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer
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Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*
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“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me
December 25, 2023 at 6:47 AM
“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me
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Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
July 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
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Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to stab that clown
July 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to stab that clown
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If you are a writer that does not enjoy writing, as @samthielman.com suggested, don't write. I love writing. Every time I write I feel alive, it is how I found who I was as a person. To rob yourself of this is cowardly
June 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you are a writer that does not enjoy writing, as @samthielman.com suggested, don't write. I love writing. Every time I write I feel alive, it is how I found who I was as a person. To rob yourself of this is cowardly
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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I wonder if John Carptener has a counterpart named John Moviemaker who makes really bad ass horror wooden structures
October 19, 2024 at 1:39 AM
I wonder if John Carptener has a counterpart named John Moviemaker who makes really bad ass horror wooden structures
Show us your writing process in a GIF
May 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Show us your writing process in a GIF
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My first rodeo went extremely well today. They are calling me a rodeo prodigy.
May 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My first rodeo went extremely well today. They are calling me a rodeo prodigy.
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Robert Eggers' The VVario
May 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Robert Eggers' The VVario
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Actually your boyfriend is only "Jason" if he's from the Jason region of Greece, otherwise he's just a sparkling argonaut
April 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Actually your boyfriend is only "Jason" if he's from the Jason region of Greece, otherwise he's just a sparkling argonaut
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Always baffles me when someone said “I didn’t hear about that when I was a kid.” Of course you didn’t. You were a child. You hadn’t heard of most things. I didn’t know who Paul Newman was when I was a kid, that doesn’t mean he didn’t exist.
April 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Always baffles me when someone said “I didn’t hear about that when I was a kid.” Of course you didn’t. You were a child. You hadn’t heard of most things. I didn’t know who Paul Newman was when I was a kid, that doesn’t mean he didn’t exist.
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Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars, and its horrific to watch
April 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars, and its horrific to watch
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My husband and I run a game store and after all the tariff announcements, he decided to write out kind of a "behind the scenes" of how we spend and spill it out for people who don't understand. He's had so many reactions and shares I wanted to bring it here, too.
April 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My husband and I run a game store and after all the tariff announcements, he decided to write out kind of a "behind the scenes" of how we spend and spill it out for people who don't understand. He's had so many reactions and shares I wanted to bring it here, too.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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Some young comic artists ask me “Dave, when can I not use a background?” And I say “Anytime you have one character throw a massive cross at your Catholic protagonist as a weapon.” And they pause and go “well how often does that come up?” And I shake my head and say “Not enough, youngster.”
April 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Some young comic artists ask me “Dave, when can I not use a background?” And I say “Anytime you have one character throw a massive cross at your Catholic protagonist as a weapon.” And they pause and go “well how often does that come up?” And I shake my head and say “Not enough, youngster.”
Stella is a hell of a writer and any studio would be lucky to have her.
VETERAN NARRATIVE DESIGNER/GAME WRITER IN DESPERATE NEED OF A JOB
- Almost 20 years experience
- Original writer/ND for mobile hit Lily’s Garden
- Worked with big IPs like World of Warcraft, Marvel, DC
- Experience with mobile, console, and PC
Please, please, please help me. I am out of time.
- Almost 20 years experience
- Original writer/ND for mobile hit Lily’s Garden
- Worked with big IPs like World of Warcraft, Marvel, DC
- Experience with mobile, console, and PC
Please, please, please help me. I am out of time.
Stella Sacco - Saber Interactive | LinkedIn
Veteran in narrative, content, and creative direction for hit games like Lily’s Garden… · Experience: Saber Interactive · Education: Sage College · Location: New York · 500+ connections on LinkedIn. V...
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April 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Stella is a hell of a writer and any studio would be lucky to have her.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
"The story so far: In the beginning Mrs. Dalloway was created. This has made many people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move".
"The story so far: In the beginning Mrs. Dalloway was created. This has made many people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move".
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Mrs. Dalloway, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Da-lo-way: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
"The story so far: In the beginning Mrs. Dalloway was created. This has made many people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move".
"The story so far: In the beginning Mrs. Dalloway was created. This has made many people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move".
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"Home fries" implies the existence of "Away fries"
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Home fries" implies the existence of "Away fries"
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE