Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
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America has no choice but to be the world police, a moral beacon, administrator of law. That's why our president is a convicted felon and unconvincted pedophile who breaks the law every day
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
America has no choice but to be the world police, a moral beacon, administrator of law. That's why our president is a convicted felon and unconvincted pedophile who breaks the law every day
I'm sorry for belittling your grandmama's ROI
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I'm sorry for belittling your grandmama's ROI
Imagine if you had a song with a really long chorus and really short versus. Like the first chorus is a minute long and then the second verse is like 2 seconds before the next chorus kicks off again
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Imagine if you had a song with a really long chorus and really short versus. Like the first chorus is a minute long and then the second verse is like 2 seconds before the next chorus kicks off again
X is the everything app and "everything" includes csam so I don't know what you're complaining about
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
X is the everything app and "everything" includes csam so I don't know what you're complaining about
when my 6yo catches me eating leftovers out of the fridge at 1am
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/IMG_20180709_182043_260.jpg
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
when my 6yo catches me eating leftovers out of the fridge at 1am
Mamdani has yet to do anything about those ketchup bottles that fire everything out in one big spurt
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Mamdani has yet to do anything about those ketchup bottles that fire everything out in one big spurt
I hope this is the year they finally build the euthanasia roller coaster
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I hope this is the year they finally build the euthanasia roller coaster
I'm actually doing 2025+
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I'm actually doing 2025+
good fucking riddance to that stupid dogshit year
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
good fucking riddance to that stupid dogshit year
I could release a new song right at midnight and nobody could stop me
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I could release a new song right at midnight and nobody could stop me
what's the best fps where you can shoot vines out of your plant arm to grab npcs/objects and swing/throw them around?
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
what's the best fps where you can shoot vines out of your plant arm to grab npcs/objects and swing/throw them around?
This year has sucked in a "my brain only allows me to see the negatives and disregard the positives" kind of way
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This year has sucked in a "my brain only allows me to see the negatives and disregard the positives" kind of way
the best to ever do it
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the best to ever do it
I'm sorry for saying your newborn is a reincarnated Jon Polito
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I'm sorry for saying your newborn is a reincarnated Jon Polito
wanted to look up something about my L4D campaign and the very first thing that came up was a reddit review with someone trashing it lol
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
wanted to look up something about my L4D campaign and the very first thing that came up was a reddit review with someone trashing it lol
Starting a tech company called Fangorn. No concrete plan but we'll get lost in the woods for a while and hope we'll stumble upon anything worthwhile
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Starting a tech company called Fangorn. No concrete plan but we'll get lost in the woods for a while and hope we'll stumble upon anything worthwhile
"new year" is a conspiracy by big business to sell more everything
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
"new year" is a conspiracy by big business to sell more everything
this is a parking lot and I'm doing donuts
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this is a parking lot and I'm doing donuts
Me, listening to a mix on computer speakers: this is kinda off
Me, listening to a mix on really nice headphones: this fucking whips???
Me, listening to a mix on really nice headphones: this fucking whips???
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me, listening to a mix on computer speakers: this is kinda off
Me, listening to a mix on really nice headphones: this fucking whips???
Me, listening to a mix on really nice headphones: this fucking whips???
My GOTY list:
- Shotgun Chronicles 2
- O Negative
- DeathCake
- The Last Night IV: Legacy of the Third Night: Part 2
- Schnoz
- Streetsweeper Simulator
- Haberdash!
- Sim City -2000
- Into the Salt Mine
- Wii Sports
- Shotgun Chronicles 2
- O Negative
- DeathCake
- The Last Night IV: Legacy of the Third Night: Part 2
- Schnoz
- Streetsweeper Simulator
- Haberdash!
- Sim City -2000
- Into the Salt Mine
- Wii Sports
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My GOTY list:
- Shotgun Chronicles 2
- O Negative
- DeathCake
- The Last Night IV: Legacy of the Third Night: Part 2
- Schnoz
- Streetsweeper Simulator
- Haberdash!
- Sim City -2000
- Into the Salt Mine
- Wii Sports
- Shotgun Chronicles 2
- O Negative
- DeathCake
- The Last Night IV: Legacy of the Third Night: Part 2
- Schnoz
- Streetsweeper Simulator
- Haberdash!
- Sim City -2000
- Into the Salt Mine
- Wii Sports
probably no delicate way to put this but when I'm president I'll be making standalone mustaches illegal
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
probably no delicate way to put this but when I'm president I'll be making standalone mustaches illegal
The weather guy says most of us are gonna wake up to a bitter blast
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The weather guy says most of us are gonna wake up to a bitter blast
My 6yo throwing a tantrum at gate 14
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My 6yo throwing a tantrum at gate 14
Man versus Man
Man versus Society
Man versus Nature
Man versus the left over chinese in the fridge that he already ate too much of
Man versus Society
Man versus Nature
Man versus the left over chinese in the fridge that he already ate too much of
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Man versus Man
Man versus Society
Man versus Nature
Man versus the left over chinese in the fridge that he already ate too much of
Man versus Society
Man versus Nature
Man versus the left over chinese in the fridge that he already ate too much of
Reposted by Dan Jordan
