Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
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To prove that it's only now become fascism, here's a list of behavioral examples that were self-evident in 2016
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
To prove that it's only now become fascism, here's a list of behavioral examples that were self-evident in 2016
As everyone knows, owning a gun is completely illegal in America, and if you kill someone and later find out they had a gun on them, that means they deserved to die
Yeah, I saw, and I don’t like to get conspiratorial, but I at this point would 100% believe that each ICE agent is issued a ghost gun as part of their standard kit to plant on victims if something like this happens.
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
As everyone knows, owning a gun is completely illegal in America, and if you kill someone and later find out they had a gun on them, that means they deserved to die
you know, for all that he's known for dialogue and long takes and aping older films, this shot might be Quentin Tarantino's best moment as a filmmaker
January 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
you know, for all that he's known for dialogue and long takes and aping older films, this shot might be Quentin Tarantino's best moment as a filmmaker
Upgraded unity to fix a problem mentioned in the release notes. Now the whole editor crashes on startup. I am once again free... for now
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Upgraded unity to fix a problem mentioned in the release notes. Now the whole editor crashes on startup. I am once again free... for now
when you don't care if it's duck season or rabbit season
Keep honking, I'm reloading my double-barreled brass lizard hand-blunderbuss
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
when you don't care if it's duck season or rabbit season
KPop Demon Hunters not being nominated for best score is pretty funny
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
KPop Demon Hunters not being nominated for best score is pretty funny
"mentally I am here," I say, posting a hyperaccurate pencil sketch of your bathroom
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"mentally I am here," I say, posting a hyperaccurate pencil sketch of your bathroom
The Natural With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The Natural With Big Naturals
"after his wife's death, a man and his friends go on a boat trip" -- my wife describing Hunt For Red October
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
"after his wife's death, a man and his friends go on a boat trip" -- my wife describing Hunt For Red October
bassists are in the pocket of big band
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
bassists are in the pocket of big band
Batman
Chris Pratt teases surprise characters for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie https://nintendoeverything.com/chris-pratt-teases-surprise-characters-for-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Batman
On one hand, AI is frequently wrong. On the other hand, it makes you less productive. On the other hand, it wastes insane amounts of energy. On the other hand, it's unprofitable. On the other hand, it gives corps greater control over your life. On the other hand, it literally makes you dumber. On th
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
On one hand, AI is frequently wrong. On the other hand, it makes you less productive. On the other hand, it wastes insane amounts of energy. On the other hand, it's unprofitable. On the other hand, it gives corps greater control over your life. On the other hand, it literally makes you dumber. On th
He won't see your mean-spirited jokes about it happening, but your friends will so don't hold back
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
He won't see your mean-spirited jokes about it happening, but your friends will so don't hold back
Here's two problems I never got around to solving in Snow In The Wind:
1) as the amount of "snow" increases outside, flat surfaces gain patches of snow via a worldspace noise. The logic for leaving footprints in snow doesn't take this into account -- surfaces are either always snow or never snow
1) as the amount of "snow" increases outside, flat surfaces gain patches of snow via a worldspace noise. The logic for leaving footprints in snow doesn't take this into account -- surfaces are either always snow or never snow
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Here's two problems I never got around to solving in Snow In The Wind:
1) as the amount of "snow" increases outside, flat surfaces gain patches of snow via a worldspace noise. The logic for leaving footprints in snow doesn't take this into account -- surfaces are either always snow or never snow
1) as the amount of "snow" increases outside, flat surfaces gain patches of snow via a worldspace noise. The logic for leaving footprints in snow doesn't take this into account -- surfaces are either always snow or never snow
You know what sucks about Chuck Schumer? He's only worth about 1 million dollars. He's politically worthless but he's not even enriching himself on insider trading
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
You know what sucks about Chuck Schumer? He's only worth about 1 million dollars. He's politically worthless but he's not even enriching himself on insider trading
the dream was simple: put together the best all-men choir and clam shack this shitass town had ever seen
January 19, 2026 at 6:52 AM
the dream was simple: put together the best all-men choir and clam shack this shitass town had ever seen
the venn diagram of people who fly the gadsden flag and people protesting violent kidnapping by the militarized police state are two discrete circles
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
the venn diagram of people who fly the gadsden flag and people protesting violent kidnapping by the militarized police state are two discrete circles
I called Metroid Dread a metroidvania and the look of disgust on my wife's face was unlike anything I've ever seen before. Truly remarkable
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I called Metroid Dread a metroidvania and the look of disgust on my wife's face was unlike anything I've ever seen before. Truly remarkable
you're telling me a kettle cooked these chips?
January 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
you're telling me a kettle cooked these chips?
Otters are rhe perfect killing machine. They don't need to eat, don't need to sleep. They have adamantium teeth and the heart of a lion. What was I talking about?
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Otters are rhe perfect killing machine. They don't need to eat, don't need to sleep. They have adamantium teeth and the heart of a lion. What was I talking about?
If we invade Greenland will we be the first country to fight a two-front war where one of the fronts is our own citizens?
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
If we invade Greenland will we be the first country to fight a two-front war where one of the fronts is our own citizens?
My instinct is to make an album that sounds brighter and more vibrant than normal rock albums and I don't know whether that makes me genius or an idiot
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
My instinct is to make an album that sounds brighter and more vibrant than normal rock albums and I don't know whether that makes me genius or an idiot
I've given it some thought and I think hell is real and we're in it
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I've given it some thought and I think hell is real and we're in it
Is there a good resource for how best to structure meshes for autolod systems? I'm wondering specifically about things like subdivisions, vertex welding, etc.
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Is there a good resource for how best to structure meshes for autolod systems? I'm wondering specifically about things like subdivisions, vertex welding, etc.