Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
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I had an idea that would elegantly unite and benefit several discrete gameplay systems in Snow In The Wind. Then I fell asleep
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I had an idea that would elegantly unite and benefit several discrete gameplay systems in Snow In The Wind. Then I fell asleep
The sirens of the rocks beckon you
but, like, in space
but, like, in space
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The sirens of the rocks beckon you
but, like, in space
but, like, in space
There is no opposition party too evil for moderate democrats to find common ground with
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There is no opposition party too evil for moderate democrats to find common ground with
hey quick question what the fuck are we doing?
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
hey quick question what the fuck are we doing?
what if Beyond Good and Evil 2 comes out before GTA6
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
what if Beyond Good and Evil 2 comes out before GTA6
What is the major factor that makes a sequel take a decade to make? It seems like if you already have the framework of the previous game, it'd be mostly be a matter of content significant and upgrades
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What is the major factor that makes a sequel take a decade to make? It seems like if you already have the framework of the previous game, it'd be mostly be a matter of content significant and upgrades
Continuing to inflict my music on coworkers. Nature is healing
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Continuing to inflict my music on coworkers. Nature is healing
Genie: you have three—
Me: I wish my hair was always slightly damp
Genie: 𝒘𝒉𝒚
Me: I wish my hair was always slightly damp
Genie: 𝒘𝒉𝒚
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Genie: you have three—
Me: I wish my hair was always slightly damp
Genie: 𝒘𝒉𝒚
Me: I wish my hair was always slightly damp
Genie: 𝒘𝒉𝒚
One of the more interesting aspects of introducing my kids to movies is that they often struggle with the line between "this info should be unquestioningly accepted by the audience because it's important exposition" and "this is a character's opinion/expectation, tainted by falliability or deceit."
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One of the more interesting aspects of introducing my kids to movies is that they often struggle with the line between "this info should be unquestioningly accepted by the audience because it's important exposition" and "this is a character's opinion/expectation, tainted by falliability or deceit."
"What about his family?" Actually, it's fully in keeping with Cheney's legacy and worldview to not merely be indifferent to the emotional and physical suffering of him or his loved ones, but to actively torture them to get what you want.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"What about his family?" Actually, it's fully in keeping with Cheney's legacy and worldview to not merely be indifferent to the emotional and physical suffering of him or his loved ones, but to actively torture them to get what you want.
if I could do anything right I'd be unstoppable
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
if I could do anything right I'd be unstoppable
I had a dream where I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up Dick Cheney was dead
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I had a dream where I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up Dick Cheney was dead
Nice argument. Unfortunately, I've already depicted you as the massively powerful enemy blocking my path and myself as the hapless player running past you on my way to the attempt the boss for the ninth time
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Nice argument. Unfortunately, I've already depicted you as the massively powerful enemy blocking my path and myself as the hapless player running past you on my way to the attempt the boss for the ninth time
"It's a poor artist who blames his tools." Oh yeah? Well my tools suck. They are garbage ass. When other artists see my tools they do the sign of the cross
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"It's a poor artist who blames his tools." Oh yeah? Well my tools suck. They are garbage ass. When other artists see my tools they do the sign of the cross
That's a wrap on Metroid Prime Remastered. As someone who could never stick with the old 2d ones, I greatly enjoyed it. Fun abilities and good level design.
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's a wrap on Metroid Prime Remastered. As someone who could never stick with the old 2d ones, I greatly enjoyed it. Fun abilities and good level design.
Okay now this game should continue for a dozen more innings
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Okay now this game should continue for a dozen more innings
I desperately need the Dodgers to catch up and tie the game. For the content
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I desperately need the Dodgers to catch up and tie the game. For the content
I don't know why people aren't having more kids. We've tried everything from soaring inflation, suppressing wages, stripping rights, destroying public services, making literally everything more expensive, making literally everything more expensive in a different way, and sending in the marines
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't know why people aren't having more kids. We've tried everything from soaring inflation, suppressing wages, stripping rights, destroying public services, making literally everything more expensive, making literally everything more expensive in a different way, and sending in the marines
as usual, the left wing media is trying to have me cancelled for the fake crime of Pants Exploding In The Walgreens Parking Lot
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
as usual, the left wing media is trying to have me cancelled for the fake crime of Pants Exploding In The Walgreens Parking Lot
Securing a copyright for my innovations in cramming woodland critters into ornate spheres
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Securing a copyright for my innovations in cramming woodland critters into ornate spheres
I also am no longer a prince but you dont see me making a big deal over it
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I also am no longer a prince but you dont see me making a big deal over it
whichever wikipedia editor is prepping the article for the Second American Civil War really has their work cut out for them
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
whichever wikipedia editor is prepping the article for the Second American Civil War really has their work cut out for them
Absolute power corrupts absolutely but we don't have to give absolute power to people who are already corrupt
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Absolute power corrupts absolutely but we don't have to give absolute power to people who are already corrupt
Some people see their work as a simple 9-5 job. Clock in, clock out. Others people know it's a not just a job — it's a calling. A commitment. You need to work hard, be driven, get shit done, and prove you want it more than the next guy.
We've made the difficult decision to lay them all off.
We've made the difficult decision to lay them all off.
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Some people see their work as a simple 9-5 job. Clock in, clock out. Others people know it's a not just a job — it's a calling. A commitment. You need to work hard, be driven, get shit done, and prove you want it more than the next guy.
We've made the difficult decision to lay them all off.
We've made the difficult decision to lay them all off.
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It'll be interesting to see what happens when the games industry employs 0 people
December 4, 2024 at 3:19 AM
It'll be interesting to see what happens when the games industry employs 0 people