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Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
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Work dumber not harder
America has no choice but to be the world police, a moral beacon, administrator of law. That's why our president is a convicted felon and unconvincted pedophile who breaks the law every day
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I'm sorry for belittling your grandmama's ROI
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Imagine if you had a song with a really long chorus and really short versus. Like the first chorus is a minute long and then the second verse is like 2 seconds before the next chorus kicks off again
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
X is the everything app and "everything" includes csam so I don't know what you're complaining about
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
when my 6yo catches me eating leftovers out of the fridge at 1am
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/IMG_20180709_182043_260.jpg
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Mamdani has yet to do anything about those ketchup bottles that fire everything out in one big spurt
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I hope this is the year they finally build the euthanasia roller coaster
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I'm actually doing 2025+
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
good fucking riddance to that stupid dogshit year
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I could release a new song right at midnight and nobody could stop me
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
what's the best fps where you can shoot vines out of your plant arm to grab npcs/objects and swing/throw them around?
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This year has sucked in a "my brain only allows me to see the negatives and disregard the positives" kind of way
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the best to ever do it
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm sorry for saying your newborn is a reincarnated Jon Polito
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
wanted to look up something about my L4D campaign and the very first thing that came up was a reddit review with someone trashing it lol
December 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Starting a tech company called Fangorn. No concrete plan but we'll get lost in the woods for a while and hope we'll stumble upon anything worthwhile
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"new year" is a conspiracy by big business to sell more everything
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
this is a parking lot and I'm doing donuts
where i create from
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me, listening to a mix on computer speakers: this is kinda off
Me, listening to a mix on really nice headphones: this fucking whips???
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My GOTY list:
- Shotgun Chronicles 2
- O Negative
- DeathCake
- The Last Night IV: Legacy of the Third Night: Part 2
- Schnoz
- Streetsweeper Simulator
- Haberdash!
- Sim City -2000
- Into the Salt Mine
- Wii Sports
December 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
probably no delicate way to put this but when I'm president I'll be making standalone mustaches illegal
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The weather guy says most of us are gonna wake up to a bitter blast
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My 6yo throwing a tantrum at gate 14
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Man versus Man
Man versus Society
Man versus Nature
Man versus the left over chinese in the fridge that he already ate too much of
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Dan Jordan
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM