Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
I regret to inform everyone that Epstein names things like a game designer
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I regret to inform everyone that Epstein names things like a game designer
hey quick question what the fuck are we doing?
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
hey quick question what the fuck are we doing?
specifically exactly this
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
specifically exactly this
That's a wrap on Metroid Prime Remastered. As someone who could never stick with the old 2d ones, I greatly enjoyed it. Fun abilities and good level design.
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's a wrap on Metroid Prime Remastered. As someone who could never stick with the old 2d ones, I greatly enjoyed it. Fun abilities and good level design.
Impeccable paragraph
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Impeccable paragraph
As I suspected: the kids got raptured
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
As I suspected: the kids got raptured
God it's like you didn't even read the article
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
God it's like you didn't even read the article
Everyone with a brain: don't do this. it could hit something
[it hits something]
Everyone:
[it hits something]
Everyone:
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Everyone with a brain: don't do this. it could hit something
[it hits something]
Everyone:
[it hits something]
Everyone:
For my own sanity, I wanted to try to do this better
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
For my own sanity, I wanted to try to do this better
"We saw you from across the bar. Your vibe's not half bad."
"No, it's all bad!"
"No, it's all bad!"
October 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"We saw you from across the bar. Your vibe's not half bad."
"No, it's all bad!"
"No, it's all bad!"
For your consideration:
October 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For your consideration:
Posting should be a challenge
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Posting should be a challenge
Baseball, the card game?
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Baseball, the card game?
