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Put whatever you want on your hot dog. It's your hot dog.
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99% of Bluesky is people telling you how much smarter and cooler they are than all those Bluesky people while lacking the self-awareness to realize that they, too, are a Bluesky person.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
The picture of health!
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The picture of health!
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I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
It's kind of crazy how horrific a person this guy is and it just doesn't matter at all. Just a complete and utter abomination of a human being and we've all decided we just don't care.
Unreal.
Unreal.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's kind of crazy how horrific a person this guy is and it just doesn't matter at all. Just a complete and utter abomination of a human being and we've all decided we just don't care.
Unreal.
Unreal.
I love how we're just selling the country to the Saudi's and think there won't be any repercussions. Like, the depth of the thinking is just, "Money good!!!" and nobody has given an ounce of thought beyond that.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love how we're just selling the country to the Saudi's and think there won't be any repercussions. Like, the depth of the thinking is just, "Money good!!!" and nobody has given an ounce of thought beyond that.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
A completely comical way to go about the downfall of a nation.
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Ever notice is never student loan data that manages to be "irretrievably destroyed"
Nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from the Broadview ICE Detention Center has been "irretrievably destroyed" and cannot be produced as evidence in a lawsuit against the government over abhorrent conditions there:
www.404media.co/two-weeks-of...
www.404media.co/two-weeks-of...
Two Weeks of Surveillance Footage From ICE Detention Center ‘Irretrievably Destroyed’
"Defendants have indicated that some video between October 19, 2025 and October 31, 2025 has been irretrievably destroyed and therefore cannot be produced on an expedited basis or at all."
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ever notice is never student loan data that manages to be "irretrievably destroyed"
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A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A big indicator of this fascist moment, for me, was exposing Hanania’s past as pseudonymous white supremacist blogger, him issuing a non-apology apology then writing gutter racist shit under real name, & nevertheless enjoying mainstream success
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
reminder of who he is www.huffpost.com/entry/richar...
Jonathan Vilma desperately trying to show the audience, several times, that he knows about the meme is one of the saddest things I've ever seen an adult man do in public.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Jonathan Vilma desperately trying to show the audience, several times, that he knows about the meme is one of the saddest things I've ever seen an adult man do in public.
How is NFL Network's coverage of games so damn amateur?
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
How is NFL Network's coverage of games so damn amateur?
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Wow, did you see that Pat McAfee took his shirt off? What a wild and zany guy. Wow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wow, did you see that Pat McAfee took his shirt off? What a wild and zany guy. Wow.
My favorite football talking heads are the ones that understand that they are wearing a microphone when they're on television and, therefore, they don't need to yell at the audience.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My favorite football talking heads are the ones that understand that they are wearing a microphone when they're on television and, therefore, they don't need to yell at the audience.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
It's a rarity, but man, there's simply nothing better than someone speaking on television at a reasonable volume.
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Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
It's a surreal--and troubling--read.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
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pedophilia is the president's worst issue
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
pedophilia is the president's worst issue
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
Oh, word? Huh. Weird.
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh, word? Huh. Weird.
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
To be fair to the Eagles, if I had a play in which the rules of football did not apply to me, I would run that play all the time, too.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
To be fair to the Eagles, if I had a play in which the rules of football did not apply to me, I would run that play all the time, too.
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Well that’s enough social media for the evening.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well that’s enough social media for the evening.
The Giants front office and coaching staff needs to be fired based solely on the kicking game alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Giants front office and coaching staff needs to be fired based solely on the kicking game alone.