CJ
@ceejsteak.bsky.social
Big yeeted. Inventor of the Meatza.
Professional reply guy
Professional reply guy
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Ok I was curious so I checked this out and basically he saves up all his daily farts in a 3-gallon Ziploc, then pops the bag over his head and ties it off like Ben Kingsley at the end of The House of Sand and Fog and huffs his farts until he passes out and is revived by his robot maid. Inspiring!
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Ok I was curious so I checked this out and basically he saves up all his daily farts in a 3-gallon Ziploc, then pops the bag over his head and ties it off like Ben Kingsley at the end of The House of Sand and Fog and huffs his farts until he passes out and is revived by his robot maid. Inspiring!
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Logan with Big Naturals.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Logan with Big Naturals.
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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thank you YES
i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 AM
thank you YES
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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Chase the idea that this behavior will meet a consequence out of your heart by remembering Marjorie Taylor Greene did far worse—accosting a school shooting survivor on camera to accuse him of being a crisis actor—and for two months she has been dining out with media executives for a contributor job
Trump on Renee Good: "When she was shot, there was another woman that was screaming 'Shame. Shame Shame Shame.' So loud. Like a professional opera singer. She was so loud. And so professional. She wasn't a woman that was hurt like, 'Oh my heart is injured.' She was a professional."
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Chase the idea that this behavior will meet a consequence out of your heart by remembering Marjorie Taylor Greene did far worse—accosting a school shooting survivor on camera to accuse him of being a crisis actor—and for two months she has been dining out with media executives for a contributor job
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But how do they know it’s Usha’s and not Erica Kirk’s? Really makes you think
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
But how do they know it’s Usha’s and not Erica Kirk’s? Really makes you think
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I’m not the person who is going to demonstrate “grace” for regretful trump voters who were motivated to vote because they hate LGBTQ folks. Someone else can do that.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I’m not the person who is going to demonstrate “grace” for regretful trump voters who were motivated to vote because they hate LGBTQ folks. Someone else can do that.
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Aww, those poor tech companies
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Aww, those poor tech companies
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is now really the right time, is this really the right America, for Applebee’s to be releasing the OMCheeseburger? Or has the time never been riper? Or is query naive?
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
is now really the right time, is this really the right America, for Applebee’s to be releasing the OMCheeseburger? Or has the time never been riper? Or is query naive?
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Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
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I'm ok with this if and only if the show is actually a cover for a super unethical social science experiment
we're launching a new reality show called the torment nexus where contestants will compete for a cash prize
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I'm ok with this if and only if the show is actually a cover for a super unethical social science experiment
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ok wait, is this insane or a real move
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
ok wait, is this insane or a real move
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This administration is to tyranny what vibe coding is to computer programming
Smarter people than me are obviously going through the details on all of this stuff but I genuinely don't see how any of the multiple insane things Trump is doing right now ever actually work out
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This administration is to tyranny what vibe coding is to computer programming
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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an under-appreciated but vital role is that of town crier, member of far too many text chains and signal groups, who mounts upon their mighty steed to rapidly carry the news from gathering to gathering
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
an under-appreciated but vital role is that of town crier, member of far too many text chains and signal groups, who mounts upon their mighty steed to rapidly carry the news from gathering to gathering
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w/ no more good movie theaters, I fear it is time for Hollywood to come to an end, we had a lot of fun and made a lot of Air Buds
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
w/ no more good movie theaters, I fear it is time for Hollywood to come to an end, we had a lot of fun and made a lot of Air Buds