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Allison F
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"It's soup for my family"
Feeling kind of bad for all the people on Facebook who feel the need to pretend they like Kid Rock
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
"Panican" is very clunky and sounds like it should already be a thing, like a type of flatbread sandwich or some sort of surgical implement
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
this is funny to me because I work in this industry. It was huge news when LT sold the company to Shutterfly (it was clear pretty quickly that shutterfly had no idea what they were getting into), and then subsequently sold to private equity. Leon Black was the CEO of the group that bought it.
Lifetouch has probably taken pix of 🫵 child “parents nationwide are demanding investigations after discovering the school photography company’s ownership ties to Leon Black Apollo Global Mgt’s co-founder who paid convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein $158m
#MomSky
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Lifetouch Lawsuit, No Active Cases But Parent Concerns Explode Over Leon Black-Jeffrey Epstein Connection To School Photo Company February 2026
Lifetouch faces no active lawsuits in 2026, but parents demand investigation over Leon Black-Epstein connection. Latest DOJ files, past cases & data privacy concerns.
allaboutlawyer.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Watching the new Muppets made me think that "Bunson" seems like it could be a trendy Utah baby name
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
hard for me to square this with the last month being so cold here in the northeast that the one huge snowstorm we had 3 weeks ago calcified into deadly piles instead of melting
The Lower 48 is now 2.9F above normal for the month-to-date. A departure of +2.9F would be the 12th warmest February on record if it ended today. 🔥
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We made it 55 weeks, you guys!
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This skeet needed more traction, because that halftime show was exactly this. Is the median age of Bluesky too young to get a Simpsons season 2 reference?
“Join Bad Bunny in a salute to the best hemisphere, the WESTERN hemisphere!”
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
my teenager, who spends money too freely, was not put on her job’s work schedule this week and she’s fairly broke so I told her to be judicious with her spending and she was all “ well I do kind of want to get a bedazzler set”
a man in a blue hoodie stands with his arms crossed and smiles
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie stands with his arms crossed and smiles
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Following that up with an official MAHA ad just to remind us that the assholes are still in charge
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Also pretty sure I saw two dude dancers gettin’ all sexy with each other
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
“Join Bad Bunny in a salute to the best hemisphere, the WESTERN hemisphere!”
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Would like to know for sure if that was Liam.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
my son called me from college to make sure I saw the fucked up mike tyson MAHA commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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IDK WHAT HE SAID BUT I HEARD TRUMP
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Bad Bunny letting elder millennials feel included by bringing out Gaga and Ricky Martin.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Did he give the Grammy to Liam??
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
why does Nerds need a super bowl ad
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
waittaminute this isn’t football I don’t think
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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I made a joke in line at Chipotle about how “apparently there’s a sportsball thing happening tonight” and everyone was so delighted by my cynical charm that they let me go behind the counter and eat the toppings directly out of the containers.
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
…look what they took from us.
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
seems like a shitty job tbh
MSNow: Jack Stolley, Chief Legal Counsel to ICE in Minnesota, has quit.
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
AI is spurring a new genre of “coaching” MLM schemes
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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this is so funny, god bless louise lucas, Hero of the Commonwealth
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM