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CJ
@ceejsteak.bsky.social
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Big yeeted. Inventor of the Meatza.

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Hope you get your wish one day!
A Goblin King altered to only be a Noble and not a goblin
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Just this morning I was thinking I should donate to a food bank, then I see your post in my feed. That was the kick I needed to get it done now. Thank you Jay!
Receipt of $30 to Atlanta Community Food Bank
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Tried to find a photo of the Inquests, best I found was this which was my Hot or Not photo. You can see them at the top.
Listen college is a weird time for everyone. This is a picture of me, beardless, drinking out of a weird orange monkey cup and there sure is a bunch of junk in the background including the Inquests near the ceiling.
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Sent it to my family, saying it used to be us. Turned out I was wrong, it still is us.
Screenshot of a group chat with the comic image shared. It has one normal emoji and then two text replies of "Laughed at an image"
October 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Your best answer is probably part of Do Not Disturb. You can enable Do Not Disturb and set up specific settings for it, one of the options is to only allow calls from contacts. If you work a fixed schedule you can even have DND come on on a schedule or...
Showing the Android Do Not Disturb options, including the option to only allow calls from contacts.
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Ok so first off in the phone app you can click the hamburger, go to settings > caller ID and spam and enable this option. But of course that's not what you asked for but is the easiest option. I got more coming!
Option showing "Filter spam calls"
October 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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It took 5 hours for me to see this posted on Discord, but with your name cropped off of it which means my buddy got it through some other source after it broke containment. That cycle was really quick!
An image of the original post, but in a discord with Lauren's name cropped off
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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It really is a skill issue. I'm not personally very interested in sports, so I just muted all the words I saw frequently. I'm glad other people have a spot to talk about their interests, I have lots of interests other people would want to mute as well.
A list of muted words I have on Bluesky. It includes words like "mets", "phillies", "the Broncos", "the Chargers", etc.
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This is for a niche audience but I really appreciate this Magic: the Gathering reference from my youth. #mtg
The Magic: the Gathering card Unmask which shows a woman in a specific pose with an arm up and a mask being separated from her head, floating in space The Magic: the Gathering card Secret Identity which shows the same pose as the one in Unmask but this time with Spider-man
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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My man about to cast one half of BFM over here
The Magic: the Gathering card BFM, which is a joke card that costs 15 black mana
July 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I love when a cat hangs their feet over like that
Photo 1 of Ms. New Rudy, a grey and white cat hanging his feet over the edge of a cat bed. Photo 2 of Ms. New Rudy, a grey and white cat hanging his feet over the edge of a cat bed. He is staring at a bird. This image is from behind so you can see every bean.
June 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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That's the name of my car
An app for the Nissan Leaf showing the car name is Leaf Erikson
June 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Got a bluejay the other day
June 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It is! Which is the only reason I know his name.

Now I just have to learn Mons was a bad dude too.
The Magic: the Gathering card Nevinyrral's Disk, which is Larry Niven backward.
May 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Yes, I would believe it!
A collection of all of the original Magic: the Gathering novels. You can't actually see it in the photo but the books run two deep.
May 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Clip from the simpsons with the text: (Children Laughing) Now, Randall Munroe's scoring off me. Oh, that is it.
April 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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It's just a mirror of the main account so it's as sad as they are, though sometimes they post a video and videos aren't supported and that is indeed extra sad.

In this case it was the normal amount of sad
Three fall guys tweets from Twitter, only text, no images or videos: "every day is one step closer to ranked" "what feels embarrassing in fall guys for no reason?" "it's finally Spring, Guys"
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Lol, drove by this on the way home
A billboard that says "Tariffs are a tax on your grocery bill" with a subheader that says "Paid for by the Government of Canada"
March 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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You're basically describing Wolverine and it has not gone well for him in the past
Image from an older comic book of Magento pulling out the adamantium in Wolverine's body
March 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Honestly enjoyed the other options too, they all fit this pattern
The magic cards Galvanic Juggernaut, Havoc Jester, and Karmic Justice
February 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Search your name on Scryfall and post the first card image
The Magic: the Gathering card Demonic Junker. This correctly summarizes me.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Close up of an orange cat's face trying to sleep and mind his own business
February 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Various photos of an orange cat sitting in a bed and sitting around a puzzle
February 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I did and I've been losing my mind with it
A 3d print of a T-Rex with The Rock's head on it, with other Rock figurines in the background
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I saw this Stanley shot glass at an airport, maybe it can be adapted?
I very tiny stanley cup, which is shot glass sized. It says Tampa, FL because that's where it's from.
November 27, 2024 at 5:07 PM