Claire Dunderman Hanko
@cdundermanhanko.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die!
Cat mom in Jersey City | Born in Chicago 🍕
Emmy winner ✍️ Aspiring writer
Works at Nickelodeon
She/her
Cat mom in Jersey City | Born in Chicago 🍕
Emmy winner ✍️ Aspiring writer
Works at Nickelodeon
She/her
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hello 7-3 Chicago Bears, it’s been a while since we last spoke
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
hello 7-3 Chicago Bears, it’s been a while since we last spoke
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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desperately trying to figure out if Zohran Mamdani and i played against each other in very low-rated middle school chess tournaments in nyc
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
desperately trying to figure out if Zohran Mamdani and i played against each other in very low-rated middle school chess tournaments in nyc
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Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
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they should invent scrolling but for books
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
they should invent scrolling but for books
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I miss when technology used to be fun.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I miss when technology used to be fun.
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sometimes it will just hit me that over a million americans died from covid in a short period of time and we never had a national mourning. we never collectively grieved. we never honored the dead. this feels like a failure
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
sometimes it will just hit me that over a million americans died from covid in a short period of time and we never had a national mourning. we never collectively grieved. we never honored the dead. this feels like a failure
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I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Best literary analysis ever
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It’s a show about a murderous alien clown.
It’s great and creepy but the center point of the story is kind of dumb and ruined it a little for me. They’re searching for an ultimate weapon that - scares people to death.🙄
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It’s a show about a murderous alien clown.
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another unorthodox casting choice that clicked in the movie was Tisha Sloan, who was directing a community play in Humboldt where the production was looking for local actors to play the teens; during their Zoom auditions she attended, PTA was like "Who's she?" and cast her as Willa's teacher
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
another unorthodox casting choice that clicked in the movie was Tisha Sloan, who was directing a community play in Humboldt where the production was looking for local actors to play the teens; during their Zoom auditions she attended, PTA was like "Who's she?" and cast her as Willa's teacher
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can’t believe it’s the last international NFL game of the year, thank you other countries for taking in our Jets and Browns and Falcons and keeping them off afternoon TV for one Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
can’t believe it’s the last international NFL game of the year, thank you other countries for taking in our Jets and Browns and Falcons and keeping them off afternoon TV for one Sunday
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the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow
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I just finished the pilot of “It: Welcome to Derry” and I…
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I just finished the pilot of “It: Welcome to Derry” and I…
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Ahem, Pennywise was the adverbs
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ahem, Pennywise was the adverbs
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Why didn't Pennywise have a bigger part in "On Writing"
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Why didn't Pennywise have a bigger part in "On Writing"
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This is an article written for a small section of Stephen King nerds but pitched like something everyone has been considering, which makes it sound like nonsense.
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is an article written for a small section of Stephen King nerds but pitched like something everyone has been considering, which makes it sound like nonsense.
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Find something to love as much as Wikipedia articles love the word eponymous.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Find something to love as much as Wikipedia articles love the word eponymous.
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Looking at these pictures of Ruby Bridges, and thinking about how moving it is to see how tiny and vulnerable she is.
And, I'm thinking about our language and culture around trauma, and how on a personal level it often feels lacking for me.
And, I'm thinking about our language and culture around trauma, and how on a personal level it often feels lacking for me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Looking at these pictures of Ruby Bridges, and thinking about how moving it is to see how tiny and vulnerable she is.
And, I'm thinking about our language and culture around trauma, and how on a personal level it often feels lacking for me.
And, I'm thinking about our language and culture around trauma, and how on a personal level it often feels lacking for me.
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every time a child dies of a preventable disease in the next few years, that's the payoff for Nuzzis horniness
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
every time a child dies of a preventable disease in the next few years, that's the payoff for Nuzzis horniness
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"But it's not only the letting go — there's also the rejoicing of how we can break the system that created the trauma and the division between us and the original caretakers of the land."
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"But it's not only the letting go — there's also the rejoicing of how we can break the system that created the trauma and the division between us and the original caretakers of the land."
This is advice Dale Gribble would give
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is advice Dale Gribble would give