Famed Cave Squid
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Famed Cave Squid
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Malört shill, caver
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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"Revolution of Dignity" is such a spot-on name for Euromaidan.

I want dignity back.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I'm very appreciative now of how many Roman citizenry must've been watching and going "god, this is so fucking stupid" while politically powerless to prevent it.
America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I like that Dark Woke has a patriotism rooted in the Civil War. We need this.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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This is like asking tweakers stripping a burnt out building about their 5 year plan
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Let’s see if this leads to any republicans starting to turn on trump.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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The Dark Figure that Watches from the Gloom, always just beyond your peripheral vision, the Unnatural Mirk, smothering and oppressive, filling the very air of that foreboding wood, Older-Than-Eyes and Words and Mouths to Utter Them, endorses Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Jesus. I mean even the Senatorial class under Augustus made more of an attempt to defend their sense of dignity and the Roman legal structure than this.
Tuberville on Trump's third term: "He might be able to go around the Constitution, but that's up to him."
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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rip Steven you flew too close to the sun and also served in the Rhodesian army
NEW: Steven Hatfill, the biosecurity expert and opponent of mNRA research, tells me he was fired by RFK Jr.'s chief of staff as part of "a coup to overthrow Mr. Kennedy." HHS says he misrepresented himself & didn't play well in the sandbox.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/u...
Steven Hatfill, Covid Vaccine Critic, Is Ousted From HHS
www.nytimes.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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This is a delayed Freaky Friday situation between MTG and Fetterman
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Realizing why the vibes of the frog man pictures have felt familiar — its this old meme with stakes
October 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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It takes 67 Senators to impeach a SCOTUS justice but only 51 with sufficient will to add 6 more justices
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Always been that way. The states’ right fuckers in the 1860s were the biggest supporters of the Fugitive Slave Act in the 1850s.
October 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Einigkeit, Recht und Freiheit!
October 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Whoever adopts the platform of abolishing the department of homeland security will inherit the Democratic Party
October 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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The conservative mind desires mommy rules from non-mommy sources.
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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This is a big reason I'm trying to get December 9th recognized as a holiday. The eradication of Smallpox is an achievement that deserves to be celebrated every year, and would remind everyone of the power of human unity
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Harvested some of the Durban Poison early. Just smoked some and it feels like my brain is doing backflips
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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btw on excks dot com, the trump autism/tylenol announcement isn't playing well even among the turbo maga
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The sushi place I ate at today had a boba tea called "Thai me up"
September 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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attachment is the root of all suffering, so burn your own house down and poison your loved ones immediately.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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These are dangerous times, and I know it’s important to acknowledge that.

But they are also incredibly stupid times, and I think mocking that is what’s gonna get us through
September 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM