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Honestly I don't think our elected officials would do any better
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Yet you can always offer 8 or 10 votes to pass their bills 🤷‍♂️
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
It is a good time to look back and realize George got off easy and maybe we should dig a little deeper into his role in things

And maybe check in with Bobby julich while we're at it🤷‍♂️
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Let's be honest the FBI has always been a fraud secret police for enforcing presidential grudges
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"I got an email from the Prince of Nigeria he said he wanted $1800 but I didn't like the way he was talking so I said you know what??...he only got $600 boom that's how you do a deal"
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"that name rings a bell....let me think about this....I know him from somewhere....oh yes he was my NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.....and I guess he did INVITE ME TO HIS PRIVATE ISLAND"

Super credible testimony there
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The worst are actually yr friends in ice that you keep paying
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Classic "aww cant we just do it now so we don't have to log in on a Saturday??"
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What exactly would you do to lower these prices??
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If only you controlled something like a state police force that could arrest people for kidnapping
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The people bankrolling them would prefer not
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
GO TO THE POLICE AND GET A WARRANT
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If the entire existence of yr political project is "affordability"....then enforcing antitrust is pretty important and you should prob make her better known 🤷‍♂️
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
....and didn't stand up for some popular parts of Biden policies (Lina Kahn)
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
She def didn't offer any changes from unpopular Biden policies
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ARREST THEM
February 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Concentration Costco™
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This moment will forever be known as The John Cougar Compromise
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Ya chuuuuck....so about the accountability of the local police....
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Or....what if we raised the federal taxes 10% on everybody with wealth over $100m....what would happen then???
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
NO CHUCK...WE WANT TO ABOLISH THE DHS
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The tell here is that Gluesy obv wants to keep ice operating as-is with superficial reforms like cameras, id numbers and bigger training budgets
February 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
While Democrat members of Congress keep passing Republican legislation
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM