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Waylon Jennings-Yutani
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A street gang named desire
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Congratulations T-Mobile, I am no longer delighted by the fact that Turk and JD are close friends in real life.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
How do you think the guy who murdered the other guy on the subway is doing at Andreesen?
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Look, this week managed to suck shit as of Sunday evening, but at least we’re experimenting with the one day work week.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Considering TV Moments
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Jaxon Dart has a Mattingly on The Simpsons haircut
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My new favorite genre of commercial is two celebrities having a conversation while seemingly not on the same continent.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(Derisively) Back with another one of those block rockin' beats, eh?
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
More like Dross Douthat.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The inbred wolf I keep in my house gets upset when my neighbors set off small, colorful explosives.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Intact”
I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The MV stakes just got raised
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watching election coverage after voting for two people running unopposed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Reminder
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just finished voting in Michigan, New Jersey & New York City. JEB! across the board.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why are they all dressing like adjunct members of Colour Me Badd?
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
RIP Dick Cheney, Gotham is safer, but less interesting without you.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Would starting an intentionally but subtextually R-biased polling firm even be evil? I mean, unethical, sure.
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Bort Middler
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Mark Davis’ barber is in shambles
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM