Waylon Jennings-Yutani
@ontopic.bsky.social
A street gang named desire
I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.
I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.
You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.
He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.
Congratulations T-Mobile, I am no longer delighted by the fact that Turk and JD are close friends in real life.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Congratulations T-Mobile, I am no longer delighted by the fact that Turk and JD are close friends in real life.
How do you think the guy who murdered the other guy on the subway is doing at Andreesen?
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
How do you think the guy who murdered the other guy on the subway is doing at Andreesen?
Look, this week managed to suck shit as of Sunday evening, but at least we’re experimenting with the one day work week.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Look, this week managed to suck shit as of Sunday evening, but at least we’re experimenting with the one day work week.
Considering TV Moments
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Considering TV Moments
Jaxon Dart has a Mattingly on The Simpsons haircut
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jaxon Dart has a Mattingly on The Simpsons haircut
My new favorite genre of commercial is two celebrities having a conversation while seemingly not on the same continent.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My new favorite genre of commercial is two celebrities having a conversation while seemingly not on the same continent.
Favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel
(Derisively) Back with another one of those block rockin' beats, eh?
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
(Derisively) Back with another one of those block rockin' beats, eh?
More like Dross Douthat.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
More like Dross Douthat.
The inbred wolf I keep in my house gets upset when my neighbors set off small, colorful explosives.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The inbred wolf I keep in my house gets upset when my neighbors set off small, colorful explosives.
“Intact”
I hope you're happy: Alan Dershowitz has been forced to issue a statement on the fake Post headline
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Intact”
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The MV stakes just got raised
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The MV stakes just got raised
Watching election coverage after voting for two people running unopposed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Watching election coverage after voting for two people running unopposed.
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Just finished voting in Michigan, New Jersey & New York City. JEB! across the board.
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just finished voting in Michigan, New Jersey & New York City. JEB! across the board.
Why are they all dressing like adjunct members of Colour Me Badd?
Jeff Bezos’ stake in Amazon is up almost $30 billion since Friday.
Jeff Bezos Becomes $10 Billion Richer As Amazon’s OpenAI Deal Boosts Stock
Jeff Bezos’ stake in Amazon is up almost $30 billion since Friday.
www.forbes.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Why are they all dressing like adjunct members of Colour Me Badd?