therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social
I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
Went out grocery shopping and overheard some girl say to her friend “I know I took the commission but I need less femboy ass”
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Went out grocery shopping and overheard some girl say to her friend “I know I took the commission but I need less femboy ass”
“Now before we hand out this coveted award, may we have a moment of silence for our good friend Jeffrey Epstein.”
Netanyahu announces that he's awarding the Israel Prize to President Trump. Trump says it's "surprising and very much appreciated"
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Now before we hand out this coveted award, may we have a moment of silence for our good friend Jeffrey Epstein.”
Shooting these guys in the face would be 100% justified where I live. Pretty sure stand your ground laws apply to cases where grown men demand to know the locations of children and then attempt to force their way in
At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shooting these guys in the face would be 100% justified where I live. Pretty sure stand your ground laws apply to cases where grown men demand to know the locations of children and then attempt to force their way in
Boss battle room
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Boss battle room
Why’s everyone so surprised it was 1 whole season they literally called it ONE Piece. Season 2 will be called Two Pieces
‘One Piece’ Season 1 has officially ended after 26 years and 1,156 episodes.
The show will now enter a seasonal format starting on April 5th.
The show will now enter a seasonal format starting on April 5th.
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why’s everyone so surprised it was 1 whole season they literally called it ONE Piece. Season 2 will be called Two Pieces
He’s pioneering a new form of facial hair called “The Skidmark”
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He’s pioneering a new form of facial hair called “The Skidmark”
I might have to replace my current car so this is NOT what I wanna be seeing. Man wtf is wrong with car dealers we gotta lock these guys in the stockades
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I might have to replace my current car so this is NOT what I wanna be seeing. Man wtf is wrong with car dealers we gotta lock these guys in the stockades
Pluribus finale was good, can’t wait to see how it continues 12 years from now
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pluribus finale was good, can’t wait to see how it continues 12 years from now
This is so much worse cause that surge of homelessness in Asheville is due to the worst storm they’ve ever seen in recorded history literally reshaping the local geography and wiping out entire neighborhoods. Those people are homeless due to no fault of their own
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is so much worse cause that surge of homelessness in Asheville is due to the worst storm they’ve ever seen in recorded history literally reshaping the local geography and wiping out entire neighborhoods. Those people are homeless due to no fault of their own
(Late) Christmas gaming haul
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(Late) Christmas gaming haul
Nothing says “I wasn’t involved with Jeffrey Epstein” quite like stalking one of the leading journalists on the front lines of the Epstein story
INBOX: @jkbjournalist.bsky.social, an investigative reporter at @miamiherald.com who has covered Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking story for nearly a decade, accuses the Trump Department of Justice for tracking her flight history in 2019 and releasing them partially unredacted in the Epstein files
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Nothing says “I wasn’t involved with Jeffrey Epstein” quite like stalking one of the leading journalists on the front lines of the Epstein story
Oh that’s just the standard Goop injection. Yeah, they’re injecting him with Goop. Don’t worry about it. Don’t ask where the Goop comes from. Don’t ask what the Goop does.
seems to be a small hole at the site of discoloration
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oh that’s just the standard Goop injection. Yeah, they’re injecting him with Goop. Don’t worry about it. Don’t ask where the Goop comes from. Don’t ask what the Goop does.
My 2026 New Year’s resolution is to survive
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My 2026 New Year’s resolution is to survive
Why did he do that
December 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why did he do that
Probably the absolute worst thing a pokemon game has ever done: make it so that filling the dex requires you to own the other games. Forget bad graphics, the DLC literally shipped with an ad for Pokemon Legends Arceus in the form of Kleavor
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Probably the absolute worst thing a pokemon game has ever done: make it so that filling the dex requires you to own the other games. Forget bad graphics, the DLC literally shipped with an ad for Pokemon Legends Arceus in the form of Kleavor
There’s just no way this even works. Invade it and we become a pariah nation like Russia. Purchase it and you’re wasting billions of dollars on a giant glacier. What good even is Greenland? Just let it be
They’re again advocating against Denmark when it comes to Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There’s just no way this even works. Invade it and we become a pariah nation like Russia. Purchase it and you’re wasting billions of dollars on a giant glacier. What good even is Greenland? Just let it be
4 games that defined my 2025
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
4 games that defined my 2025
Kinda crazy to think that the Rankin Bass version of Mrs Claus has a feeder thing going on with Santa
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Kinda crazy to think that the Rankin Bass version of Mrs Claus has a feeder thing going on with Santa
It’s like a turtle that got flipped on its shell
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s like a turtle that got flipped on its shell
2026 is gonna be the Year of the Hacker
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
2026 is gonna be the Year of the Hacker
Just realized the AI Coca Cola ad has the tagline “Real Magic” and man that’s some supreme irony
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just realized the AI Coca Cola ad has the tagline “Real Magic” and man that’s some supreme irony
Jackie Kennedy at least had the excuse that people didn’t figure out how sneaky JFK was until after he got shot. What’s Hillary’s excuse
What on earth does Hillary get out of pretending to be in a relationship with this man… girl break up with him
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Jackie Kennedy at least had the excuse that people didn’t figure out how sneaky JFK was until after he got shot. What’s Hillary’s excuse
When you think about it I Saw Mommg Kissing Santa Claus is about a child unwittingly stumbling upon their parents engaging in freaky Santa-themed foreplay
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
When you think about it I Saw Mommg Kissing Santa Claus is about a child unwittingly stumbling upon their parents engaging in freaky Santa-themed foreplay
Imagine being a kid and the president of the United States tells you there’s an evil Santa. That shit would freak me out man, like holy shit there’s an evil Santa?
President Trump participated in calls with kids today to discuss Santa Claus' travels being tracked by NORAD's, a tradition now in its 70th year. Less traditional were some of Trump's comments.
Trump tells child he wants to ensure "bad Santa" isn't "infiltrating" U.S.
www.axios.com/2025/12/25/t...
Trump tells child he wants to ensure "bad Santa" isn't "infiltrating" U.S.
www.axios.com/2025/12/25/t...
Trump tells kid in Christmas call he wants to ensure "bad Santa" isn't "infiltrating" U.S.
Another child told him she didn't want Santa to bring coal, to which Trump replied: "You mean clean, beautiful coal."
www.axios.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Imagine being a kid and the president of the United States tells you there’s an evil Santa. That shit would freak me out man, like holy shit there’s an evil Santa?