therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social
I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
Do this qualify as the deep cut characters they were talking about? Considering how these guys have appeared in a grand total of 2 games
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Do this qualify as the deep cut characters they were talking about? Considering how these guys have appeared in a grand total of 2 games
Yeah maybe don’t give the pedophile nazi who tells children to smash their cheekbones with hammers this kind of attention. Call him a weirdo freak who should be dissected for science and move on
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
Looks Aren’t Everything? Clavicular Begs to Differ.
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular, has emerged as a beacon for a group of narcissistic, status-obsessed young men. He wants to take his fixation with “looksmaxxing” mainstream.
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February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Yeah maybe don’t give the pedophile nazi who tells children to smash their cheekbones with hammers this kind of attention. Call him a weirdo freak who should be dissected for science and move on
This is what we in the know call “a big fucking deal”. Basically, imagine if Nintendo pulled the plug on the entire Zelda franchise and announced they had no plans for any more Zelda games. Arguably a worse omen for Nickelodeon than the Halo remaster going on PlayStation was for Xbox
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is what we in the know call “a big fucking deal”. Basically, imagine if Nintendo pulled the plug on the entire Zelda franchise and announced they had no plans for any more Zelda games. Arguably a worse omen for Nickelodeon than the Halo remaster going on PlayStation was for Xbox
I love how they say this shit as if it’s not exactly what everyone wants. The current world order is held up by a cabal of pedophiles who want to rape and pillage and rob and murder until there’s nothing left. I think it should collapse, actually
February 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I love how they say this shit as if it’s not exactly what everyone wants. The current world order is held up by a cabal of pedophiles who want to rape and pillage and rob and murder until there’s nothing left. I think it should collapse, actually
My foolproof strategy to make annoying accounts leave me alone is to reply to them with Mario 64 goatse. Works every time
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My foolproof strategy to make annoying accounts leave me alone is to reply to them with Mario 64 goatse. Works every time
I am once again asking Konami to re-release Symphony of the Night
Konami Has More New Castlevania Games for Series' 40th Anniversary.
Konami Has More New Castlevania Games for Series' 40th Anniversary
Belmont's Curse only the beginning
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February 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I am once again asking Konami to re-release Symphony of the Night
Silent Hill f, Metal Gear Solid Delta, and now new Castlevania. Damn Konami finally remembered they make video games
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Silent Hill f, Metal Gear Solid Delta, and now new Castlevania. Damn Konami finally remembered they make video games
Man that direct is even more confusing now. Why didn’t they show this?
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Man that direct is even more confusing now. Why didn’t they show this?
Oh nice discord is going to be handing all your personal info over to the government. At the same time the government is buying up warehouses across the country for mass incarceration. Yeah that’s not fucking ominous at all
Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Oh nice discord is going to be handing all your personal info over to the government. At the same time the government is buying up warehouses across the country for mass incarceration. Yeah that’s not fucking ominous at all
Finding out they’re still making asdfmovie is like being that fisherman who caught a coelacanth
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Finding out they’re still making asdfmovie is like being that fisherman who caught a coelacanth
Honestly I just think games should stop working with fucking internet celebrities. It’s practically a rule at this point that every gaming YouTuber instantly becomes a racist pedophile once they reach a certain amount of subscribers
“Clashing ideologies” you guys put a rapist in your game. Like, an actual rapist. An individual who raped and molested their own mother who was suffering from dementia
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Honestly I just think games should stop working with fucking internet celebrities. It’s practically a rule at this point that every gaming YouTuber instantly becomes a racist pedophile once they reach a certain amount of subscribers
“Clashing ideologies” you guys put a rapist in your game. Like, an actual rapist. An individual who raped and molested their own mother who was suffering from dementia
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
“Clashing ideologies” you guys put a rapist in your game. Like, an actual rapist. An individual who raped and molested their own mother who was suffering from dementia
My congressional representative is rumored to be resigning soon and if he does it’ll cripple the GOP’s ability to pass any bills, but most importantly it’ll put my area on national news for months. The president might tweet about my city.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
My congressional representative is rumored to be resigning soon and if he does it’ll cripple the GOP’s ability to pass any bills, but most importantly it’ll put my area on national news for months. The president might tweet about my city.
I’m legit worried that any NSO DS application will force you to spend $90 on a peripheral like the Virtual Boy app did
Leaker claims Wii, Nintendo DS, and SEGA CD coming to Nintendo Switch Online #Repost
Leaker claims Wii, Nintendo DS, and SEGA CD coming to Nintendo Switch Online
Video game leaker Shpeshal Nick, who has been rather hit and miss at leaks, has stated that Wii, Nintendo DS and SEGA CD will be coming to the Nintendo Classics range for Nintendo Switch Online subscribers. Wii and Nintendo DS will naturally come, but SEGA CD games would be a nice extension of the current SEGA Mega Drive range currently available on the Nintendo Classics range. Shpeshal Nick says a Wii Remote peripheral for Wii games won't need a Wii Sensor Bar to be used, which is handy if true.
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February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I’m legit worried that any NSO DS application will force you to spend $90 on a peripheral like the Virtual Boy app did
We could have a whole DEFCON system for it too.
DEFCON 5: The President is napping
DEFCON 4: The president is in a bad mood today
DEFCON 3: The president is beefing with your congressman
DEFCON 2: The president has tweeted about your state
DEFCON 1: The president has tweeted about your city
DEFCON 5: The President is napping
DEFCON 4: The president is in a bad mood today
DEFCON 3: The president is beefing with your congressman
DEFCON 2: The president has tweeted about your state
DEFCON 1: The president has tweeted about your city
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
We could have a whole DEFCON system for it too.
DEFCON 5: The President is napping
DEFCON 4: The president is in a bad mood today
DEFCON 3: The president is beefing with your congressman
DEFCON 2: The president has tweeted about your state
DEFCON 1: The president has tweeted about your city
DEFCON 5: The President is napping
DEFCON 4: The president is in a bad mood today
DEFCON 3: The president is beefing with your congressman
DEFCON 2: The president has tweeted about your state
DEFCON 1: The president has tweeted about your city
Notice how these “clean coal” types would never live next to a coal powered factory or power plant
Burgum: "CO2 was never a pollutant. When we breathe, we emit CO2. Plants need CO2 to survive and grow. They thrive with more CO2. So the whole endangerment thing opens up an opportunity for the revival of clean, beautiful, American coal."
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Notice how these “clean coal” types would never live next to a coal powered factory or power plant
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER GORILLA PISS
February 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER GORILLA PISS
They tried to hit people with the emotional hook to sell them on a surveillance state subscription service and it disgusted people so badly that at next month’s HOA meetings across America there will be calls to exile all families who refuse to take down their ring cameras
That Super Bowl Ring ad backfired spectacularly.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
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February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
They tried to hit people with the emotional hook to sell them on a surveillance state subscription service and it disgusted people so badly that at next month’s HOA meetings across America there will be calls to exile all families who refuse to take down their ring cameras
The UK in a single tweet:
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The UK in a single tweet:
If the government randomly announced they were closing airspace in my city for 10 days and then reversed the decision suddenly and without reason I’d be pretty concerned. What the hell was happening that I wasn’t aware of? They usually don’t do that unless something bad happened
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
If the government randomly announced they were closing airspace in my city for 10 days and then reversed the decision suddenly and without reason I’d be pretty concerned. What the hell was happening that I wasn’t aware of? They usually don’t do that unless something bad happened
“The president may have raped little girls but did you even stop to consider how much money he’s helping the other pedophiles make?”
Pam Bondi starts ranting about the DOW and S&P in the middle of questions about the Epstein files.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
“The president may have raped little girls but did you even stop to consider how much money he’s helping the other pedophiles make?”
“Daisy is dying and the Mario Bros have been turned into babies and the only way to save them is by playing tennis” ok
Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
“Daisy is dying and the Mario Bros have been turned into babies and the only way to save them is by playing tennis” ok
Since when was a rotisserie chicken a “splurge” they sell that shit at Walmart
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Since when was a rotisserie chicken a “splurge” they sell that shit at Walmart
Yeah I know right. What kind of a nickname is “tick”
Ridiculous. Come on now. Nobody is named that
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Yeah I know right. What kind of a nickname is “tick”
Jesus fucking Christ that’s the worst resume I’ve seen in a long time
Remedy announces new CEO Jean-Charles Gaudechon
• Former sports betting exec
• Prior to that steered live-service operations at EA
• Aims to 'scale Remedy in a way that builds lasting value'
• Former sports betting exec
• Prior to that steered live-service operations at EA
• Aims to 'scale Remedy in a way that builds lasting value'
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Jesus fucking Christ that’s the worst resume I’ve seen in a long time