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therealWokeKong
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I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
I don’t expect democrats to win this seat but it’s pretty obvious those school board flips are getting to these guys.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is that the So Sorry guy from Undertale
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
How fucking hard is it to rectify these two obvious issues???? They couldn’t make this thing just a little bit smaller, and allow you to connect it to wifi BEFORE updating it?

It’s an Amazon product by the way. One of the biggest companies on earth and they still can’t get it right
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
#1 its so wide it takes up 2 HDMI slots on my TV so I need an adapter just so I can fit it next to my consoles

#2 when I plugged it in it needed an update but I can’t update it without a wifi connection, but I can’t connect it to a new router without an update so I need to take it back to my dad’s
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My mom probably would tbh
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As like a joke or are they actual Charlie Kirk fans
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
We need to carpet nuke Britain until it’s all ashes and I’m only half joking
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pretty sure the “western values” they hold are the pre-enlightenment values of “do what I say or I’ll send in my goons to beat you down”. You know, the values that kept Europe in a constant state of war for centuries
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Didn’t he get fired from being the shamwow guy for drunkenly assaulting a woman
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Type of shit your divorced uncle posts on Facebook after getting banned from the holidays for getting drunk and calling the host a slur
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Santa must fucking hate your mom imagine having to place presents under 8 trees all in the same household
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Also worth noting that any afghans who collaborated with the US and get deported back to Afghanistan will almost certainly be executed by the Taliban. He’s sending people who worked with us to die at the hands of the army that defeated us
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
$50 says this is probably what they wanted to happen. Get some soldiers shot so they can claim that American cities are warzones and supercharge their deployments
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sega’s pretty good with the Glork editions, they just shadowdropped the Glork edition of Yakuza 0 last week. Still waiting on Nintendo to do a Glork edition of Mario Odyssey though
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM